>You are anon
>You have been living in Equestria for one year now.
>Life has been hell.
>The ponies think you are an abomination.
>Almost noone has even tried to talk to you.
>They see you as an freak of nature.
>A Beast.
>Except for one.
>You sit on a stool,Thinking of your past life.
>Your family, your friends.
>Everything back home,And how your missing all of it.
>You want it to end.
>You want all the torment to go away.
>The lonelyness, the rejection.
>You let out a sigh, knowing its all coming to a conclusion.
>You stand up to get ready to do the deed.
>You take out your personal belonging from your pocket.
>A wallet containing 3 bits, a picture and your driver`s license.
>Well, now they could identify your corpse.
>Not that you`d care what happened to you after this.
>The rest was a discharged phone, and a necklace you got from your dad when you were young.
>You threw the items next to the tree.
>You let out a sigh as you get ready to stand on the stool.
>You stand on it and grab the rope.
>As you stare through the knot, you cant help and get sentimental.
>A tear makes its way down your cheek as you wonder why it went so wrong.
''There is no going back now.''
>You put your head through the knot and kick the stool down.
>But someone was watching you this whole time.
'>You feel the rope around your neck.
>Yet.
>Instead of choking, you feel yourself floating in the air.
>Held in the air by a yellow aura.
''Why?''
>You say with a hint of anger in your voice.
>''I have been watching you,Even since you came here.''
>You gasped as you saw you were being carried by the matriarch herself.
>''You came here by a force unknown to me, i have been following you since than.''
>She puts you down on the stool and hands you your stuff.
>''I looked at your uh... driver`s license as you call it, your name is anon ins`t it?''
>You nod.
>''I did not know what kind of being you were at first, but i learned you were not hostile.''
''If only the pony`s at ponyville knew that.''.
>Celestia sighed.
>''I can understand them though, They do not know who and want you are, They are afraid you might hurt them.''
>You feel your stomach burning with anger.
''That does not give them the right to ridicule me, and refuse to give food, even though i was going to pay for it!''
>You stand up and turn around,Leaning with one arm against the tree.
''How can i live, if i can`t get a job to buy food or shelter.''
''How can i live, without proper water.''
>Celestia stood up.
>''Maybe i can help?''
>You turn around.
''Help?....How can you help?!''
>You feel like punching a hole in the tree.
''Where were you when i got thrown out of the cupcake corner when i tried to befriend the locals?, Where were you when i had to defend myself from the wild when i tried foraging for something to eat?!''
>Celestia sighed, ''I`m here now.''.
''Oh just great, The princes tries to save me from a life filled with hunger and ridicule...''
>You take a swing at the tree.
>It doesn`t move but now your knuckles are bleeding.
>''Anon...''
''No, don`t anon me!, Noone was here for me when i needed it, and i don`t need anyone now.''
>You look at the ground,
''I just want it to end.''
>''Death`s embrace will not solve your problems, You will just pass them down.''
>''Why is she trying to help me?'', You wonder.
>A goddess trying to save a lowlife outcast like you.
>You walk away, past celestia.
''Dont try to stop me.''
>''Anon, I will not let a citizen kill themselves, even if it takes force.''
>Citizen.
>She calls you citizen, even noone else sees you as one.
>Why is she trying to help you?
''Why are you so interested in me, I`m just a human without any special talents.''.
>''Everyone has a talent, you simply do not know yours yet.''
''You are supposed to be all knowing right, tell me what my talent is then.''
 >Celestia shakes her head.
 >''That is for you to find out yourself, I am sure you had an education of some sort back at your place?''
 >You think back, reminding yourself you used to study to be a chef at a luxurious restaurant.
 ''Well i used to be a chef...''
 >''Maybe that is your talent?''.
 >You take her words in for consideration.
''Well, maybe you`re right.''
>You still had no place to stay though,And no sanitation.
>Noone is going to hire a chef that smell like wildlife and sewage.
''It`s no use, who would hire me in the state i am now?''.
>''Maybe i can help with that, i am sure somewhere we can use a chef.''
''Don`t you have somepony with a matching cutiemark for that?''.
>''We do but i think you would work faster and have more control over the equipment than the avarage unicorn.'
>You sit down again.
>You knew this could be your chance to turn all your back luck around.
''What`s in it for me if i do it?''
>''I am pretty sure we could arrange something benificial for you''.
>You think for a while, Wondering if you should trust her.
>She was a goddess after all.
''All right, count me in.''
>Celestia smiles and nods approvingly.
>''Make sure to gather all your belongings, meet me here in a few minutes and i will guide you to the nearest means of transportation.
''Will the ponies let me use it.''.
>''They will not deny a request from their princess will they?''
''I guess you`re right.''.
>''Now off you go, get your stuff and be here in five minutes''
''Sure, be right back''
>And so it was decided, you were going to Canterlot to work for Princess Celestia.
>You and Celestia walk through ponyville, headed towards the train station.
>You notice the ponies staring you down.
>You hear them whisper.
>''Did Celestia catch that monster.''
>''Thank god the abomination is gone.''
>A purple pony runs towards the both of you.
>''Princess, what are you doing with this dangerous being?!''.
>''You should keep it locked away!''
>Celestia looks at her student.
>''Do you know what he is?, Have you ever observed him?''
>The purple pony shakes her head.
>''No...I-i just heard it-''
>Celestia lets out a faint sigh.
>''I thought you learned to be less judgemental?, This human as he calls himself, is not dangerous being.''
>You interrupt the two as you introduce yourself.
''My name is anonymous, but just call me anon''
>The purple pony looks at the ground, being a bit embarrased.
>''My name is Twilight Sparkle, I`m sorry for treating you like an animal.''
''It`s allright, You din`t know any better''.
>Twilight Sparkle turns to Celestia.
>''Where are you headed towards?''
>Celestia points at Anon.
>''I am bringing him towards the train station, I want him to work as a chef in Canterlot.''
>Celestia smiles.
>''I am sure he can be of use to me, And i would love to try his food.''
>Celestia was trying to cheer you up, and it was working.
''I`m not that good, Thanks for the compliment though.''
>Celestia nodded.
>''Lets continue shall we, I will be hearing from you Twilight Sparkle''.
>The purple alicorn nodded.
>''Anon, if you ever decide to return to Ponyville, make sure to visit me, I want to make up for treating you badly''.
>You nod and walk further with Princess Celestia.
''She said her name was Twilight Sparkle?''
>Celestia nods
>''She is a student of mine, she`s a quick learner.''
''She seemed pretty kind after you talked with her.''
>''I am her teacher, she knows i never lie.''
''So...About the work thing''
>''Yes?''
>You hesitate to ask.
''What does it pay.''
>You pray that she doesn`t find you greedy.
''Very good question,how about a place to stay inside Canterlot and 35 bits a week.''
>You can`t refuse that offer.
''Done.''
>The two of you arrive at the train station.
>''The next train will take you to Canterlot''.
''Aren`t you coming with me?''
>''Why would i do that?, There is no need for me to use the train.''
>She is right about that.
''Okay,Where do i go after i arrive?''
>''I will pick you up and guide you towards the castle.''
>You nod and notice Celestia teleporting away.
''Oh yeah they can do that.''
>You sit down on a bench, waiting for the train to arrive.
>You play around with an old coin, flipping it continuously.
>You become bored rather quickly.
>You get up and started walking in small circles, waiting for the train to arrive.
>The train arrives.
>You hear a loud whistle, followed by a shout.
>''All aboard!''
>You get on the train and sit down on one of the benches.
>They were way to small for someone of your posture.
>You struggle to sit comfortably.
>You try watching through the windows, though they were to low to the ground.
>The bench started to hurt your back.
''Hope this isn`t going to last long''
>An hour passed by, Your back is feeling like it`s being stung with 100 needles at a time.
>You sigh and search your pockets for something to eat.
>You find a peppermint, You forgot you had a pack on you when you came here.
''Better than nothing...''
>You throw it in your mouth and spit it out in a swift motion.
''That was way to old...''
>You are feeling hungry.
>Your stare down the train, wondering if they sold food on the train.
>You see no pony.
>Fuck.
''This is going to be a long ride''
>You tried to lie down on the small bench.
>This way you should be able to get a little bit of sleep.
>You wake up after 3 hours, you wanted to ask how long it was going to take to get to Canterlot so you got up and walked to the front of the train.
 
>You walk up to whoever is driving the train.
>You notice a stallion just looking straight ahead.
''Hello, can i ask you a question?''
>''You just did''
>Smartass.
''Really funny, How long untill we arrive at Canterlot?''
>''About 3 hours''
>This guy doesn`t like conversing.
''Yeah, thanks''
>He nods.
>You walk back to where you were seated.
''This is taking way to long...''
You look for way to kill some time, yet there is nothing to do.
 
>After a long while you arrive at Canterlot train station
>You walk outside and take in how large everything is.
''Now this is something else''
>You eagerly wait for Princess Celestia.
 
>You walk a bit further.
>Exploring the city a bit coulnd`t hurt right?
>What could possibly happen when a strange being would walk around a major city.
''Everything is so big and fancy here''.
>You looked at some shops, you wanted to buy something to eat but you don`t have any leftover bits.
>As you walk through the city you can`t help but notice the ponies talking about you.
>But you din`t care, at least not anymore.
>''Oh here you are Anonymous.''
>Celestia appeared behind you, causing you to startle.
''You have to stop doing that or i`ll die from a heart attack''.
>''I am sorry, but please follow me to your new home.''
>You nod and walk beside her.
''This place is pretty big, how do you manage to find your way around here?''
>''I usually do not leave the castle, But living here makes navigating easy around here.''
>Your stomach growles a little to loud.
>''That is an universal langauge, Lets get something to eat.''
>You nod eagerly.
>Celestia and you walk into a small fruit store.
>The ponies there notice you and celestia.
>''Its the Princess!, But what is that next to her?''
>The two of you walk to the counter and Celestia starts to order.
>''W-what can i-i get you P-princess Celestia?''
>The pony behind the counter was clearly nervous.
>Celestia look your way.
>''What do you want Anonymous?''.
''Just an apple.''.
>You did not want to sound needy.
>At least you could make plenty of stuff to eat when you began you work.
>Celestia looks back at the pony behind the desk.
>''I would like to have two apples please.''
>The pony behind the desk nodded.
>''W-would you like a bag with that P-princess C-celestia?''.
>Celestia nodded aprovingly.
>The pony hestitated to hand Celestia the bag.
>''T-this is from the house''
>Celestia smiled and turned around.
''I`ll carry tha bag for you.''
>''Anonymous, you seem to be a real gentlecolt''
>Yeah right, you were just hungry.
>You walk out with Celestia while you were holding the bag.
''Okay, now where do we go to?''
>''We will be making our way towards the castle now''
''Alright.''
>You started to make your way towards your new home.
>You and Celestia arrive at the gate.
>Two guards stand infront of it, staring blankly ahead.
>You always wondered how`d they pass the time.
''So this is your place huh?''
>Celestia nods and uses her magic to open the gate.
>The guards step aside.
>''Your highness.''.
>Celestia continues forwards and you`re quickly to follow her.
>The two of you walk up to a door.
>''This is where you`ll be working, you are to prepare food for me, Princess Luna and our staff.''
>You open the door and walked into what seemed to be the royal kitchen.
>You looked around at the equipment.
>State of the art ovens,knifes and large machinery.
>Yet there was one problem.
>The tables and workbenches were scaled to pony height.
''Not this again.''.
>''Is there a problem Anonymous?''
''Everything is at pony height.''
>''I don`t see how that can be a problem.
''The low height of the table`s would cause major strain to my back and neck.''.
>You walk over to one of the low benches and grab a knife.
''It would cause me to lose to ability to work in 2 years''
>''How does that happen?''
''My back would have to arch in an awkward position.''
>''That seems to be a problem yes.''.
>Celestia thinks for a while.
>''I will show your quarters, i will make arrangements to get the royal kitchen more work friendly for you.''.
>You nod and follow Celestia to your room.
>Celestia walks you over to your room.
>She opens the door for you.
>''This is where you will be staying, This room has a bathroom, closet, and a kingsize bed''.
''Sure kingsize here means barely big enough for children like everything else?''.
>You walk into your room and observe it a little.
>The bed was big enough for you, But the couch infront of it wasn`t.
''Can i give you a list of items that need to be replaced for my size?''.
>''Sure, it`s an unusual request but it may be better if you choose all the items.''.
''I`ll include the kitchen items, that will include sizes that will not make my back feel like iron.''
>Celestia nods.
>''I have some royal business to attend to, make yourself at home and i`ll see you tomorrow.''
>Celestia turns around and walks away.
>You close the door and take a look around the room.
>First stop,The bathroom.
>It was very luxurious.
>Big sink with golden trim, some shelves above it, containing several soaps and shampoo`s.
>Kingsize bathtub.
>You could get used to this.
>Even better back home.
>You walk to your bedroom, and lay ontop of your bed.
>Before you know it you accidently fall asleep.
>You wake up in the middle of the night.
>A bit of moonlight scattered on a mirror, Dimly lighting the whole room.
>You sit up, your head hurted a little.
>''So thou are awake, human.''
>It was Princess luna.
>''It seems Celestia has taken a liking to thine personality.''.
>She frowns.
>You feel your heartbeat fasten.
>''Listen to me human, She may like you, but i do not.''
>Is this princess for real?
''How can i convince you.''.
>''You cannot, i will make sure she will see that thou are dangerous for us.''
>You feel yourself getting angry.
''What the hell is the matter with you ponies?''
>You change your hand into a fist.
''Why can`t you accept someone like me?, do i need to show i mean only good.''.
>''Human, i`ll see to that you will be exiled''.
''Do it,I dare you, I`m sick off all this racism, I will end you.''
>''Hah, a mere human could not best me.''.
>She turns around.
>''I will be watching you.....Closely.''
>You lie back down, unable to sleep for the rest of the night because raging anger.
 
>The next day.
 
>A slight breeze flew through an open window.
>You don`t remember opening that window.
>A yawn escapes your mouth, maybe more sleep had been better.
>But with luna the psycho alertness was better.
 
>You walk over to the kitchen, which was still too small.
>But that did not stop you from going through the supplies.
>A lot of lettuce, apples, pears, a few wine bottles both red and white, a bottle of hard liquor used for deserts.
>A huge bag of flour.
>And many kinds of fruit juices.
''Maybe i should do some restocking.''.
>You walk over to one of workbenches.
>You put down a crop of lettuce,Strawberry juice, an apple, half an cup of flour and a bit of salt.
''This should be enough for a simple salad.''.
 
>You start with cutting the lettuce in small squares.
>After that you get a small pan and put it on the cooker.
>Strawberry juice and flour go in there.
>And a bit of red wine.
>While its on the cooker,You make small balls of the apple with a small knife.
''Honey would be usefull, oh well''.
 
>You add the small apple balls to the lettuce
and remove the strawberry/wine sauce from the cooker and let it cool.
>After it`s cooled down you drip it gently over the salad and put it down on a bench behind you.
 
>''That looks delicious Anonymous''
>It was Celestia, Smiling brightly
''Go ahead and try.''
>You wanted Celestia`s opinion before actually starting.
>''Anonymous!, this is delicious!''
>Celestia takes small bites while smiling happily.
''Really?, i was unsure about what a princess would consider tasty.
>You walk to a workbench to clean the mess you`ve made.
''I`m happy you like it, and there`s more where that came from.''.
 
>After you`re done cleaning you walk outside to get some fresh air.
>You notice two guards uphead.
>Probably patrolling.
''Hey, does anyone of you two know where i can get some good scotch?''.
>The guards turn around.
>They wait a second while they look at each other.
>''Back in town there`s a good liquor store.''.
''Thanks.''.
>They nod and walk further.
''Kinda anti-social are we?''.
>You turn around and look for some herbs in the royal garden.
>Nothing.
 
>You head back inside and take a quick tour of the castle.
>The throne room, the royal bedroom, the study and so on.
>Eventually you get lost.
''Well, shit.''