# Glue in Equestria
Durnk anun Sun 13 Mar 2016 22:32:26 No.26742096
>Be Anon in horseland
>You sit down at your table to eat lunch and it falls apart.
>Decide to have lunch at a cafe instead.
>When you get home you start getting to work on repairing your table.
>You've got one problem though.
>You ran out of glue halfway through fixing it.
>And all the shops are shut because it's sunday.
>Fuck you Celestia!
>Where are you going to get some glue now?
>Maybe you could ask your small horse friends for help?
>Wait a minute.
>Horses are made of glue!
>You step outside and go up to a passing pony.
"Hey, I need you to come over here for a bit so i can fix this table."
>"Sure, lead the way."
>You lead the pony into your garage and grab their hoof
>It won't come off when you twist it.
>After taking a pair of pliers to it, the hoof comes off.
>Red glue is leaking everywhere
>You press the pony's leg up against the wood and finish fixing the table.
>When you're done you grab the hoof and try to put it back on
>It won't stay in place.
>Shit, you must have damaged the thread.
>That's nothing some duct tape won't fix.
>You tape the hoof back onto the pony and haul them back to the street.
"Thanks for the help."
>He just lies there, not responding.
>Wow, ponies have no stamina at all.