>Day very large in equestria.
>You are anonymous, the largest creature in canterlot, a town designed, built, and inhabited by midget horses.
>This has turned out to be while annoying, surprisingly profitable.
>Somehow things keep finding their way to high shelves, and it falls upon you, the mighty hero anonymous, vanquisher of the dreaded stepladder, reacher of objects.
>Yeah yeah it might not sound so great to you but appaently ponies really like being able to reach high objects.
>"Anon, could you please get the sugar down for us?"
"Sure why not."
>They like it so much you practically own half the city by now, they'll pay anything you ask.
>reach up to get the sugar for that white wavy haired pony
>pony swoons at your awesome tallness.
"Here you go"
>"My hero!"