[3:56:08 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Cragg
[3:56:18 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): I have a question to ask you
[3:56:38 PM] Nucleus Denker: I am sad that gta online doesn't have a nice selection of beards
[3:56:51 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Would you trust glory holes?
[3:56:53 PM] Nucleus Denker: in fact it only has the baby stuff
[3:57:13 PM] Nucleus Denker: Who would not trust gloryholes taze?
[3:57:23 PM] Matthew Craggerton: [3:59 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe):
 
<<< Would you trust glory holes?You fuckin' serious?
[3:57:34 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): For all you know, glory holes can be a dick guillotine.
[3:57:55 PM] Lampsundae ~: so can any hole
[3:58:01 PM] Lampsundae ~: if they believe hard enough
[3:58:12 PM] Matthew Craggerton: I only stick "Jerry" in holes that I trust 110%.
[3:58:30 PM] Lampsundae ~: Jerry.
[3:58:32 PM] Nucleus Denker: You must know, it is a man job to fill a hole with whatever means necessary
[3:58:36 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Jerry
[3:58:49 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): You named your dick?
[3:58:51 PM] Matthew Craggerton: jurry
[3:58:52 PM] Crowshifter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noed6aYO0Ug
[3:58:57 PM] Crowshifter: what better way to open up being back
[3:59:01 PM] Crowshifter: then with souls spam
[4:00:09 PM] Matthew Craggerton: [4:01 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe):
 
<<< You named your dick?Jon Snow: All the best swords have names you know.
[4:00:40 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): How pointed is it?
[4:00:45 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Yes
[4:00:47 PM] Lampsundae ~: Thats true, but I wouldnt march into battle with a sword names jerry
[4:00:48 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): I asked that question
[4:01:06 PM | Edited 4:01:10 PM] Nucleus Denker: It doesn't need a name, it needs to be trustworthy, but ya know, cows with names tend to make more milk
[4:01:11 PM] Lampsundae ~: Every sane person has thought of naming their dick
[4:01:28 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): [4:01 PM] Nucleus Denker:
 
<<< It doesn't need a name, it needs to be trustworthy, but ya know, cows with names tend to make more milkHe has a black dick that he names jerry and is possibly pointed at the end
[4:02:29 PM] Nucleus Denker: Jerry is not a fancy name though, I expected something like Lord Baggings or something amoung the lines
[4:02:40 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): I expected Nucleus Denker
[4:02:55 PM] Matthew Craggerton: "Jerry the Ghost"
[4:03:13 PM] Nucleus Denker: It is Duch Nucleus Denker
[4:03:16 PM] Nucleus Denker: titles are important
[4:03:19 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): No
[4:03:25 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Countess
[4:03:41 PM] Nucleus Denker: It would need a haircut to be a countess
[4:04:05 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Says you
[4:04:07 PM] Matthew Craggerton: [4:06 PM] Nucleus Denker:
 
<<< It would need a haircut to be a countessAnd we all know you don't shave
[4:04:19 PM] Matthew Craggerton: wink wink
[4:04:30 PM] Nucleus Denker: therefore is not a countess, but a duch
[4:04:31 PM] Lampsundae ~: [4:05 PM] Nucleus Denker:
 
<<< Jerry is not a fancy name though, I expected something like Lord Baggings or something amoung the linesThe republic
[4:05:01 PM] Nucleus Denker: sorry, not duch, Duke
[4:05:09 PM] Nucleus Denker: gotta my translation wrong
[4:05:18 PM] Nucleus Denker: but like I said, Titles are important
[4:05:19 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Christ nuclues
[4:05:20 PM] Matthew Craggerton: Let's just all name our schlongs "Free Willy" and move on
[4:05:23 PM | Edited 4:05:25 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): That's just sad
[4:06:01 PM] Nucleus Denker: It will fail jumping those rocks and you know it
[4:06:23 PM] Nucleus Denker: well, Duke Nucleus Denker wouldn't but I am not implying anything
[4:06:25 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Not cragg's
[4:06:30 PM] Matthew Craggerton: All you need to do is slide between them.
[4:06:41 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Or you can just dig a hole underneath them
[4:06:50 PM] Nucleus Denker: humm yeah, slide in the rocks for maximum euphoria
[4:07:47 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): But wouldn't that just shred the willy into pieces?
[4:08:10 PM] Nucleus Denker: not if you are hard enough
[4:08:36 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
[4:08:41 PM] *** Lampsundae ~ has changed the conversation topic to "Dicks Again" ***
[4:09:01 PM] Matthew Craggerton: I'm just gonna....*stands up, and walks away*
[4:09:07 PM] Nucleus Denker: Please Lampy, man talks about instrument
[4:09:19 PM] Nucleus Denker: you started this cragg
[4:09:36 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Actually, I started this
[4:09:43 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): Give credit where credit is due
[4:10:01 PM] Matthew Craggerton: You started it
[4:10:05 PM] Nucleus Denker: This would not have started if not for jerry
[4:10:09 PM] Matthew Craggerton: I turned it into penors
[4:10:54 PM] Mango Foalix/TheTaZe (Joe): We went from dick guillotines to jerry to whales to dicks getting shredded by rocks