anon x guards
 
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Prompt:
Celestia - "Well, Anonymous. With your new diplomat status, you're officially a palace VIP. You'll get a personal servant, full access to all the palace kitchens, the works!"
 
"Oh, you also get full guard 'service.' If you're into mares, be sure to try out Liquid Fire and Radiance. For the stallions, Rusty Shores is always a good bet, and Sandstone is always a bunch of fun."
 
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>You stare at her glassy eyed
>You could never tell if she was being serious or just fucking with you
>Maybe it didn't mean what you thought, and this was just some dumb pony thing you just didn't get
>"You're personal servant will make her start tomorrow, in the mean time I'll assign a couple of my praetor guard to you until you pick who you want to protect you full time"
>You simply nod, not too interested in the whole affair
"Is that all ma'am?"
>She smiles
>"Yes that's all Anonymous, enjoy your night"
>Did she just wink?
>You probably just imagined it
 
>You left the throne room and began walking
>So you had guards now?
>The thought was strange
>You seriously doubted that you needed protection
>The closest you've come to being assassinated was a gryphon princess getting a little too drunk at a formal function
>She asked you to dance
>Or more so muttered some slurred gibberish
>And when you, being much less drunk, told her you didn't understand, she proceeded shout abuse at you
>This complicated piece of political intrigue just waiting to explode into a national incident, was solved by you walking out of the room
>This apparently calmed her down
>Why did you need guards?
 
>Speak of the devil
>Stationed at your door was two large stallions
>The one on the left had a light brown coat and piercing green eyes
>The one on the right was slightly smaller with a darker white bordering on grey coat
>They quickly noticed your approach and stood too attention
>Both give a quick salute and a "Sir" in perfect unison
"So you two are my guards then?"
>The brown coated one spoke first
>"Yessir, we will protect you under any circumstance, and if necessary give our lives"
>Before you could speak the smaller white pony continued
>"We will also gladly accommodate any requests you make to the best of our abilities"
>You quickly noticed why this 'stallion' had a smaller frame, you didn't really take a good look at her on your approach
"Any request?"
>Both nodded "Sir, yes sir!"
 
>You bite
"Alright, what are your names?"
>The white mare spoke first
>"Snow Dancer at your service sir!"
>The stallion quickly followed
>"Dusty Dawn sir, and Yellow Feather's inside sir"
"Inside?"
>"Yes, she's keeping watch on your balcony sir"
>Man this is pretty surreal, nows a good time for a night cap
"Alright...uh...at ease I guess..."
>You opened the door to your room
>"Oh, and uh sir, please don't be hesitant to make any request. If we are, uh, not to your tastes, we will be happy to rotate with some other guards"
>Snow dance looked straight forward as she spoke it but you could just make out a tinge of red on her cheeks
>Wait, did she mean...?
>You shrug
>Probably not
 
>Your room was massive
>Ever since you arrived the ponies believed you to be some kind of ambassador for your race
>While you tried to down play this notion, you have been treated as royalty
>And now with this Foreign Relations Ambassador and Ombudsmen - your full title - gig, you are officially royalty
>And apparently this meant your room had to be big enough to house 4 - 5 people
>Your ensuite was normal outside of the small swimming pool sized bath
>Your bedroom housed a bed twice your height in length
>And your kitchen seemed to have double the amount of cabinets you needed
 
>You quickly poured a drink and headed to the balcony
>You pulled the glass door across and stepped out into the cold night air
>"S-Sir"
>Next to the door stood a mare with a golden coat hastily fixing her helmets position
"Oh, hey there"
>You made your way over to the small rectangular table on the side of the balcony and took a seat
"So you're Yellow Feather correct?
>"Yes sir"
>You notice she was shivering
"How long have you been standing here?"
>"Four hours and thirty six minutes sir"
>It was nearly 10:30, the mare must've been in the cold night breeze the entire time with nothing but her armour
"If you're cold why not come inside?"
>"Sir I've been ordered to guard here sir!"
>You sigh
 
"Inside solider!"
>You barked at her
>She let out a cute little 'eep' and scurried inside
>You quickly downed the rest of your drink and followed her in
 
>Now in the light you got a better look at her
>She was the smallest of the three without a doubt
>Her armour looked far too big for her small frame, causing her to have to keep readjusting the segments
>Most notably her helmet kept sliding down covering her left eye
>Her right eye though was a very deep crimson
>A small horn jutted through a hole in her helmet, the only thing preventing her helm from covering her entire face
 
>"So h-how can I assist you sir?"
>She was still shaking
"How did you know how long you had been stationed here?"
>"The clock inside sir!"
"Well that's quite impressive, I think you've earned a rest then Feather"
>"S-Sorry sir! I can't leave my post to retire until I'm formally relieved"
>You pinched the bridge of your nose
"Alright then, here are your orders, first go to the cafeteria and get me some warm food and something warm to drink-"
>She nodded solemnly
"-then, I want you to bring it to me in the traditional human way, in your stomach-"
>Her face began to show a confused expression before quickly snapping back to the usual guard stoicism
"-this is a sacred tradition to my people I expect utter seriousness, then as punishment for committing the act of the human stomach transfer despite being a pony - a serious blaspheme to my people - you must go to where ever it is that you sleep, and guard that bed by laying there with your eyes closed, and not daring to stay awake, I want you to continue this until five minutes before you are due to be relieved where you shall return here, understand?!"
>"Sir yes sir!"
>She quickly darted out of the room, the sound of hooves galloping on marble echoing through the hall
 
>Quickly Snow Dancer bolted into the room
>"Everything alright sir?"
"Yeah fine, I just had a task for the gold pone"
>"Oh I see..."
 
>>19859559
>You quickly poured a glass of cold water and strode over to your long black couch
>Slowly you sat, letting yourself sink into that amazing magic pony substitute for leather
>Man this was good shit
>You loved this couch
 
>"Uh, permission to speak freely sir"
"Yeah, sure"
>"Are we...not uh, appealing sir?"
She seemed to be picking her words cautiously
"What? No you guys are fine"
>"It's just that, most delegates usually start asking for our more...comforting services around now"
>You spit take
>Fuck, Celestia was serious
>FUCK CELESTIA WAS SERIOUS
 
"O-Oh, it's just I thought Celestia was joking when she said that you guys actually..."
>"...service sexually?"
>Fuck, you just wanted a quiet night in
>You didn't want to be dealing with this shit
>"Of course it doesn't have to be just sex, we're obliged to do anything you command sir"
>You sit there for a moment and think
>Anything?
"Lift your leg"
>Immediately she lifted her right leg
"Fall on your side"
>She slightly shifted her weight and without flinching allowed her body to tip and fall on to her left flank
"Stand up and come to me"
>Again she followed your command
"Alright, kiss me"
 
>Quickly a bit of red filtered into her cheeks but she leaned forward and left a peck on your lips
"Kiss me again, like you would someone you love"
>Now you could definitely see her cheeks blush, but she tried to retain her usual pokerface
>Again she leaned forward
>This time slower, more deliberately
>She pursed her lips as she made contact and slowly parted them against yours
>You felt your own lips connect, before feeling her tongue meet yours at the halfway
>Slowly you both began to grind and wrestle your tongues
>You quickly relent though and let her explore you mouth
>She's starting to get into the mood a bit more
>It's less mechanical, more natural
>You can hear her starting to pant a little through her nose
 
>You break the kiss, a long strand of saliva connecting her tongue to yours
>She looks at you confused
"Doesn't this stuff bother you?"
>She looks straight into your eyes
>"Sir?"
"Being forced to have sex on the beck and call of some random person or pony you've never met?"
>"No sir"
"Be honest with me"
>"Sir too be honest, I chose to join the Praetor knowing this would be part of my duties. I personally enjoy sex very much but it only makes up three to four precent of my duties, so it's not a very frequent part of my life. It may seem worse to you as a 'people' but please understand I'm more than happy to oblige sir, I take great pride it being a Praetor Guard sir and enjoy it immensely"
 
>You looked at the snowy white mare
>Her eyes were a deep deep blue
>It reminded you of a perfect winter sky
>Her body, from what little you could see around her armour, was toned and muscular
>Her mane, just barely peeking out from her helmet, was a dark gray
>You sighed...
 
"Remove your armour"
>Quickly she began to pull at the various straps and fasteners
>It didn't take long for her too remove the various segments
>She was experienced, likely she'd been wearing armour for a while
 
>Without her metal shell, she looked much smaller
>Her body was definitely very muscular, her legs and flanks were very taut with clear definition
>But she still looked soft, her fur slightly fuzzy from the armour
>Her plot was smaller but very defined, with just enough fat to make it still soft
>You really wanted to give it a squeeze
>You pulled your eyes up to her cutie mark, a gold silhouette of a bird (maybe eagle?)
>You couldn't help but stare at her amazing ass
>This was starting to cause her to blush
>Quickly you noticed how obviously you were staring
>You cleared you throat
"Sit on the couch next to me solider"
>You patted on the lounge
>She quickly crawled on next to you
>She sat very close but sat straight up and alert
 
"You can relax solider"
>"Uh, yes sir"
>Tentatively she began to relax herself and lay against you
"Do you mind if I just call you Snow?"
>"Sir, you're free to call me whatever you like"
>Internally you chuckled
>Might need to take advantage of that later
"Why don't you tell me about about yourself then Snow"
>"Uh, not much too tell sir"
"Humour me"
>"Well I guess I was born during the, uh, third Gryphonia-Canterlot war, and I grew up near where most of the Pycell  Skirmishes occurred so I always wanted to join the guard, and uh…My cutie mark is a golden eagle, representative of my position as standard bearer and...uh…"
>It was cute watching this tough guard pony struggle to make conversation
>But eventually you had to stop her
>You lunged forward and kissed her deeply
>The kiss was sloppy but you did surprise her
>You stand, not for a moment breaking the kiss
>As you do, you pick the small horse up with you, cradling her into your arms
>You carry her into your bedroom and lay her down
>Finally you pull your lips from her and look down at her
>From here she looked much smaller
>Her eyes looked worn and tough,  but they still had a softness to them
>Her two forelegs curled just above her chest
>But slowly you lowered your eyes
 
>Her rear legs were spread leaving her completely exposed
>Her thighs were coated in her mare juice, a few strands trailing back to its source
>You slowly took in the sight of her marevag
>Her soft white flesh led into a deep red on her swollen lips
>"So sir, how can I assi- AH!"
>You didn't let her finish, amazed by the sight of her engorged sex you leaned in and gave her a single strong lick from the base of her tail through to her clit
>The effect was immediate
>Her moan was deep
>Her face quickly squeezing in pleasure
>You return to the base of her lips and started another smaller lick, tracing one of her labia lips up to her clit, giving a single taunting lick before stopping and repeating the process on the other lip
>This was one of your first techniques you learned
>You need to thank your teacher
>Best not start getting distracted
>Her body was twitching and every now and again she would kick
>This was starting to drive her wild but you could tell her patience was starting to wear thin
>"Stop teasing recruit!"
 
>You both immediately stop and look up
>Her face is the deepest shade of red you could imagine
>There is almost no white left
>"S-Sir! I'm so sorry! I swear I don't kn-"
"You have sex with your recruits?"
>"N-No I honestly h-haven't! I couldn't-"
>You smile smugly
"What's their name?"
>"Sir I honestly haven't! I swear on my honour as a guard I would never-"
>She seemed genuine
>Maybe thats her 'commanding' voice she uses to talk to recruits and that recruit was just slipped on the end out of reflex
>But it still seemed a strange coincidence
>You suddenly push two fingers into her and curl them
>She lets out a quick surprised squeak
"Talk solider"
>"It was an accident I s-swear!"
>You pull your fingers out of her warm, slick hole and position them on the side of the clit and start to lightly pinch
>Her face again began to scrunch up
"C'mon Snow, I'm curious, maybe I can bring them here?"
>Slowly you increase the pressure on her clit, nothing painful but just enough to bring pleasure with discomfort
>She was starting to crack under your slow torture
>You began to slide your fingers while keeping the pressure up on the small nub
>Finally she could take no more
>"I-It's just s-something I always w-wanted to try sir"
"Really?"
>You decide to reward her honesty by sliding two fingers back into her
>Slowly and carefully this time, you use your digits to explore her almost boiling inner walls
>She was unbelievably slick, juices began to ooze out of her love hole
"So my little guard has a fetish?
>She just looked away guiltily
"Do you imagine some poor new recruit, fresh on the job, being forced to service her older commander"
>Her insides felt like they raised a few degrees and you definitely felt her tighten for a second thinking of it
"You do don't you solider?"
>"Y-Yessir"
>You tilt your head, silently urging her to continue
>"And t-the other way sir!"
"The other way?"
>"Where…Where I pretend I'm a r-recruit"
>She barely audibly whispered
 
>Your face was the epitome of smug
"So which one would you rather then?
>Her eyes went wide
>"No sir, I couldn't"
"Snow, I want you too enjoy this"
>She turned too look at your eyes before turning away
"Honestly, I like doing this stuff"
>"Really?"
>You nodded
>Still, she looked conflicted
>"Sir…I am here for your enjoyment, I can't ask you to indulge some fantasy of mine, especially referring to you lowly, that would be a massive violation of my position as a-"
>Well looked like having her dominate you was out of the question
>Maybe another day
>But you could still do the opposite
>You sighed again deeply
 
>She was still talking about the ethical implications of you being called recruit
>Time to stop that
"Did I give you permission to speak recruit?"
>She immediately clenched up, the sudden shift in your voice surprising her
>"N-No s-sir"
>She seemed to have genuinely been scared by the change
>You walk closer to the bed and begin stroking her flanks
"You don't talk to your superiors without permission recruit, or did you forget"
>You stoke her inner thighs softly with the back of your hand
>"Sir, I'm sorry sir, I should be punished sir!"
"Well I'm glad you at least remembered that recruit. Off the bed."
>Quickly she scrambled up and stood next to the bed
>You noticed she was standing comfortably
"At attention recruit!"
>With that you bought your hand down hard on one of her cheeks, a red hand print forming instantly on her snow white skin
>She let out a yelp and quickly stood much straighter
"Now, I want you to drop and give me twenty"
>She looked at you slightly confused
>Twenty push ups was in no way a struggle for her
>But you had a plan
>Slowly you walked behind her
>Her sex was bright red, the contrast with her milky white skin making it even more pronounced
>You reached around to her mouth and lightly tapped her on her lips
>She opened and immediately took two of your fingers into her mouth
>You could feel her tongue curl and slide around them
>It didn't take long for her too start sucking, trying to take them deeper
>A teaser for what was too come later
 
>Slowly you pulled your now slick fingers from her mouth
>There was a slight pop, then a gasp from your rookie lover
>You reached back and positioned your fingers at her entrance
>Again you carefully slid them into her boiling hole but this time you kept them curled, grinding along her 'roof'
>You could tell how unused to fingers she was by the effect they were having on her
>You would never get this reaction from a girl back home
>Soon you found what you were looking for
>As your fingers got close to the wall of her cervix, she let out a quick squeal
>Perfect
>You drew your fingers back to just before her g-spot
"Now start, and I want to hear you count them rookie, any mistakes and we'll start from the beginning"
 
>She lowered herself easily
>As she did, her muscles flexed showing you just how strong she was
>Her legs showed her perfect definition
>And her rear looked almost sculpted with those two creases forming at the join of muscle and soft fat
>muh dik
>But just as quickly as she lowered herself she raised herself back up
>It was effortless and almost graceful until she forced your fingers deeper into herself
>The moment you hit her g-spot she buckled and nearly fell from the sudden rush of pleasure
>Quickly she understood why this was a punishment
>She instinctively started her second push up to stop from falling over but as she did you bought your hand down hard on her bare cheeks
>Again she squealed at the sudden rush of pain
"Count them recruit, lets start from one"
 
>She nodded meekly and restarted her push up
>Again she effortless dropped and again once she pushed up your fingers buckled her with pleasure
>"O-One"
>Slowly she repeated this process
>By the time she was at four her eyes were watering
>By eight her legs were shaking
>By twelve she would occasionally buck one of her legs
>By twenty the constant teasing had her drooling like an animal
>You didn't expect her to make it
"Not bad recruit"
>You kept your fingers in, massaging her velvet insides
>Her face was scrunching up
>She was close
"I think you deserve a reward for making the full twenty"
>Her face turned to you flushed red, eyes watering
"I'll let you cum, but I want you too ask"
>Her insides tightened for a second at the thought
>"P-Please sir can I…can I-"
"Louder recruit, I want the rest of the company to hear"
>"PLEASE SIR, CAN YOUR RECRUIT-SLUT CUM"
>You were not expecting her to shout it
>She took you a bit too literaly
>Oh well
>Your fingers slid back too her g-spot while you slowly bent down to be face to face with her sex
>You quickly wrap your lips around her clit and lightly suckle and lick at the nub
>Nearly immediately she lets out a scream as she starts oozing her girl cum
>She stumbles around a few steps, the orgasm rocking through her, occasionally twitching and letting small moans stutter out
>You lap up a small amount of the salty mixture as she falls forward, spent
 
>You looked down at her very compromising position
>Her face was flat to the ground, her rear still raised to you
>Her slit continued to twitch and the occasional bead of her fluid would slide out of her hole, down her already drenched thighs
>By this point you were rock hard, almost painfully hard
>No more foreplay
>You had to get yourself o-
>Wait
>Was that snoring?
>You move to her side and kneel
>Her eyes were shut, her only movements the slow, occasional rising and falling of her chest
>Her face was frozen in a look of serenity, her sleeping form the image of cuteness
>Fuck
>She looked so peaceful
>You couldn't wake her
>You pick the small, sleeping pony up
>Despite all the tough act they were still cute little ponies
>You smiled as you carried her to your bed
>You pulled the sheets back, laying her down
>You couldn't but smile
>You pulled the sheets up, turned the lights out and walked out into your living room
 
>Well looks like you'd have to take care of yourself then
>You'd have to get your revenge on her tomorrow
>You smile at the thoughts of further 'punishments'
>Her cute little body tied up, her pussy gaping, her ass bright red covered in handprints, stuffing her little tail hole-
>This was not helping your situation at all
>"Excuse me sir"
>The stallion posted at the door was standing next to your couch
>His deep brown coat shone in the low light, his
"Oh hey, Rusty right?"
>"Dusty sir, I can fetch Rusty Rain if-"
>You shake your head
"Sorry solider just a bit mentally pre-occupied"
>"Uh I can see sir"
>He said gesturing towards your very prominent tent
"Uh…is there something you wanted to see me about solider?"
>"Just wanted to check everything was alright sir, Snow Dancer was just taking some time to return to her post, I didn't realise she was uh…busy with other duties"
>His eyes were glued to your erection
"Oh she's not, she came and fell asleep"
>His face blushed up at your bluntness
>"I-I'll go wake her immediately sir so she can attend to yo-"
"It's fine solider"
>"Then I'll go fetch Yellow-"
"Dusty it's fine, I'll just take care of it myself"
>He nodded then shifted his gaze to the floor
>Slowly he began to draw circles on the ground with his hoof before clearing his throat
>"Sir…I…I mean if you're into uh…I could maybe…?"
>Oh...
>You were pretty desperate to get off
>Fuck it, why not
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Gay shit warning - if you're not into gay man on horse action (how could you not), skip forward till you see another one of these
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"So you're into stallions solider?"
>"Yes sir, ever since I was young I've always been…uh, batting for the other side"
>As if too prove his point, he turned slowly away, flaunting his beautiful rear
>It was larger than your other two consorts, much more plump and rounded
>Slowly he lifted his golden tail, exposing himself more fully
>Hanging between his legs were two beautiful black orbs, each the size of a baseball
>Beneath, you could just make out the tip of his slowly hardening length
>Your eyes drifted up to his small puckered hole
>The tiny, jet-black, creased ponunt glistened from sweat
>You walked forward to him
>"Sir could you help me remove my armour"
>You leant forward to his ear
"Leave it on solider"
>He turned and gave a strange look before giving you a wry smile
>"Well then sir, how do y-"
>You were too horny to acknowledge his questions
>Instead you kneeled behind him
>You leaned forward and gave his small puckered hole a short lick
>He let out a quick yelp
>Before he had a chance to speak you went back in and gave a more substantial lick, pressing your tongue flat at the tip of his sack before working your way up to his ponut
>You quickly swirled your tongue around, enjoying the earthy taste mixed with the salty taste of his sweat
>You felt every crease and dimple as you dragged your tongue back and forth
>You paused for a moment
"How is it solider?"
>He turned his head back to look at you
>His cheeks were flushed brightly
>His tongue lazily hanging from his mouth
>"A-Amazing sir, I've never experienced something like this"
>He was probably lying for your ego but he looked strangely genuine
"Really? Never?"
>"No sir, I had heard of rimming, but most dignitaries would never engage in something they would consider so lowly"
>"Would I be able to have some more sir?"
>You smirked
"Very bold, ordering your dignitary around"
>A mix of embarrassment and horror crept onto his face
>You just let out a laugh and returned to his hole
 
>This time you lined your tongue up with his entrance
>Slowly you increased the pressure, your tongue sliding in slowly
>You felt him jolt as he realised what you were doing before relaxing his muscles to help you
>You felt yourself slide in much more easier
>Quickly you got to work tongue-fucking his tight hole
>You curled your tongue and dragged it along his walls
>The earthy taste was much stronger, but still not unpleasant
>He had obviously spent much time cleaning in preparation
>You continued your tounging for a while longer before slowly pulling out
>A long string of saliva trailing from his hole to your tongue
>l-lewd
>He turned to face you
>His face showed clearly his longing
>And you were going to give it to him
 
>You stepped back and quickly began to remove your clothes
>He watched, face glued to your crotch
>Slowly you dragged your underwear down, his eyes going wide at the sight of your erection
"Is it okay solider?"
>"Amazing, I just didn't think it would look like that…or be so big sir"
"Big? Mines around average at best for humans"
>He simply looked at you wide eyed
 
>Again you crouched behind him
>You wanted to get into him soon but you had too make sure he was loose
>Slowly you dipped your head, giving one of his balls a tentative lick, before enclosing your mouth around him
>While you sucked on him, you gently slid two fingers into his hole
>You went straight to his prostate making sure too give it a good massaging
>Your mouth was filled with the intoxicating taste of his sweat
>You reached your other hand around to feel his length
>Judging by the pre spewing from the tip he really liked having his balls played with
>You continued this for a few minutes swapping between each of his orbs
>But you eventually stopped and stood back up
>Time for the main event
 
>Slowly you stood and began to line up
>You hear him shiver as you press your head against his back door
>You let out a gasp as you press yourself into his little puckered hole
>Thanks to your prior efforts it slid easily into him
>Slowly you kept pushing yourself in, feeling every warm inch
>You hear a gasp as you slide over what you assume is his prostate before finally hilting him
>You sit there for a second allowing him to get used to the feeling before drawing back and then thrusting back in
>Again and again you continued to slowly thrust into him, each time getting a gasp as you hit his prostate
>"F-Faster please sir"
>You slowly begin to increase the speed, each thrust getting quicker
>Before long, your hammering away on his back hole, the sound of his armour pieces clunking together taking up the noise of the room
>Every few minutes you hear your guard beg you to go faster or harder
>"Harder sir p-please!"
>You're more than happy to oblige
>You reach forward and grip the piece of armour around his shoulder
>Using this you pull him back onto your cock
>Abusing your new leverage to ram yourself home
>You could feel your balls slap against his, each thrust eliciting a moan from the both of you
 
>Slowly though you could feel a pressure building
>You looked down at Dusty, his eyes closed
>"S-Sir I'm g-gunn-"
>He didn't have a chance to finish, freezing in place, before his cock erupted, spitting thick white ropes of cum onto the ground beneath you both
>His face locked at the moment of ecstasy
>As he came, the walls contracted around your cock
>This, combined with the teasing before was too much
>You felt a wave of pleasure surge through you as a thick jet of your cum erupted into him
>This was followed by another and another before you dragged your cock out of him, firing another strand onto one of his cheeks and cutiemark, before shooting two smaller jets on the back of his armour
>You looked down at his now gaping hole, cum slowly oozing out, sliding down his taint to his balls
>Almost immediately he turned and crouched, taking your semi hard cock into his mouth, cleaning it
 
>You both lay there
>He had managed to discard his armour
>The smell of sweat and sex permeated the room
>You were both soaked in juices
>"I hope that was satisfactory sir"
>You laughed slightly
"Better than satisfactory, you did well solider"
>You leaned over and gave him a light peck on the lips
>Immediately he blushed up before stammering a quick 'thank you sir'
>You both laid there in the after glow for a few minutes
>Spooning with your new bodyguard
>You could get used to this
>You smiled knowing nothing could ruin this moment
 
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End of gay shit - Anon and Dusty are both cuddling on the ground
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>"SIR I THINK I MIGHT'VE MESSED YOUR ORDER UP SLI-"
>Yellow Feather had burst through the front door
>She gazed down at your naked forms
>Her slender cheeks went the brightest red you could imagine
>"O-Oh welcome back C-Captain"
>Wait
>CAPTAIN?!
"She's the captain?!"
 
>After a little explanation of what had happened in her absence, some cleaning up, the waking up of an extremely embarrassed pony, and a lot blushing, the guards returned to their post
>You had fixed yourself another drink and sat down on your balcony
>You always loved to sit out here
>The view was amazing
>The dull glow of gas lights and candles reminding you of a lo-fi version of a city from home
>You sighed, the beauty taking you back
>The air had dropped a few degrees, the breeze was starting to cut through you
>It was all so still
>You turned your head at the noise of the balcony door sliding open
>Yellow Feather stood out into the cold air
>You gave you a small smile before walking over to you
>"Evening sir"
>For some reason you couldn't quite think of, she sounded different
"Evening captain"
>"Mind if I sit with you sir?"
"Uh, yeah sure"
>She shuffled onto the chair next to yours
>She stared out over the pony city
>Together you sat like this for a few minutes
>Just watching
>Eventually though she broke the silence
>"I suppose you're wondering why my name's Yellow Feather?"
>You realised her voice was way more confident and focused
>You realised her scared scatterbrain persona was most likely an act
"Oh, I hadn't really thought of it, but yeah, what's up with that?
>She kept looking out over the distance
>""When my mother was pregnant, they made sure to check on me in the womb. Both of my parents were Pegasi, so when they could see the bone structures of a pegasus starting to form, it all seemed normal. They named me Yellow Feather, after my grandfather, who had passed a few months before I was born.""
>You looked over at her
>Her helmet had slid down over her eye again, just barely escaping falling off her head thanks to her horn
>"Then the day I was born they realised the mistake. I had the slender, thin body of a pegasus, but no wings had developed. Instead, I had a horn."
"But weren't both you're parents Pegasi?"
>She gave a hollow chuckle but her eyes just looked worn
>"Apparently not. My father left after my mother's infidelity was revealed…but that's why I'm so tiny. If it weren't for my excessive magic, I wouldn't have been able to join the regular guard.
>You stared at her for a few moments
"But why tell me this?"
>"Sir, within the guard, our squad is considered…a bit of a joke. I believe Celestia was having a bit of a laugh at your expense by assigning us to you."
>In that moment your eyes glazed over slightly
>"I know that tomorrow you'll pick your official bodyguards, and I just wanted to say, thanks, for treating them so well"
"Oh…no problem I guess"
>You didn't realise it earlier, but her ghostly thin form looked especially beautiful in the moonlight
 
[Epilogue]
 
>The mess hall was empty, but it wouldn't stay that way for long
>You knew from experience that in about five minutes it would be full to the brim
>Quickly you grabbed your food and sat on one of the smaller tables
>As you did, every door to the hall seemed to break open at once
>In a few second the room was filled with guard ponies on break
>They all got their food as quickly as possible and dashed to the tables
>Surprisingly, three ponies moved straight to you
>"Hey can we sit here?"
>You just nod to the silver maned mare
>Quickly the two mares and the stallion shuffle onto the seats
>"So I heard somepony's picking bodyguards"
>The silver maned mare was the first to speak
>"I'm Captain Dusk, and we thought we'd introduce ourselves"
>She gave you a smirk, her eyes half lidded
>"While we're extraordinary fighters, we've garnered a bit of a reputation as even better lovers"
>You felt a hoof glide over your leg, sliding against your thigh
>"We heard that you like to indulge in some more kinky play"
>She punctuated herself with a wink
>"Well, we certainly know our way around when it comes to indulging fetishes"
>You felt the hoof grind against you crotch lightly before dipping back
>A blue-coated mare looked over to you
>"We heard you got stuck with the A-L squad"
"A-L squad?"
>The silver maned mare lingered her hoof against your inner thigh
>"Yeah, the acceptable loss squad"
>"Also known as the mine-clearers"
>The stallion added with a chuckle
>You stood up, the captains leg falling to the floor with a thud
>"Huh? Sir? What's wrong"
"Oh…nothing"
>You left your tray and walked out of the hall
 
>The walk to the throne room took awhile
>Three additional squads attempted to advertise themselves too you
>But eventually you made it
>The guards at the door bowed their heads before pressing the massive double doors open
>You quickly heard the familiar voice of the princess cry out
>"Oh welcome Anonymous"
"Your majesty"
>You strolled forward towards the throne
>"So, have you made your decision on which guards you would like to accompany you?"
>You just stared off at her, glassy eyed
"Yeah, sure"
>"And who have you decided upon?"
"Uh, Captain Yellow Feathers squad I guess"
>If she could have she would have spit-taked at that moment
>"Oh my, a-are you sure Anonymous, we have man-"
"Nah, they'll do"
>"W-Well that's why I wanted to meet you now, I'm sending you on a mission to the Gryphon Kingdoms, a certain princess is looking for an ambassador to discuss trade agreements "
>This would be your turn to do a spit take
>You sighed
>"So are you sure you want to have them guard you while in Gryphon territory?"
"Yeah, I do"
>"Well I guess, if you had your heart set, I'll make the four of them your official bodyguards"
>Wait…Four?
>Did she make a mistake?
"Four?"
>"Hmm? Captain Yellow Feathers squad is a four pony squad, all four were confirmed at post last night, surely you met them?"
>oh god wut
 
the end for now
girl you got me playing with fire