>bunk with Cheese Sandwhich
>plan to not let him steal my waifu Pinki Pye.
>gonna get to know him, his weaknesses, then kill him
>fucktheroyalguard.bmp
>work as Cheese's personal assistant. help plan & organize parties for him, etc.
>they are shit parties anyway. Waifu throws best ones.
>get to travel equestria and meet lots of cool ponies
>even fucked some bitches drunk on cider.
>money is breddy gud too
>no, gotta stay focused.
>he finds out my birthday. Throws me a party.
>it's perfect. He had everything he knew I liked.
>Even Pinkie.
>we party, and I don't cri from happiness.
>pinki invites me to a slow dance.
>thingsaregettinghotinhere.webm
>Want to make a move
>want to ensure my waifu is mine TONIGHT.
>make a decision after lots of thought.
"hey Pinkie, w8 here."
>walk over to Cheese
"Hey, I just wanted to thank you."
>pull him into a kiss
>want to thank him harder
>grab him tight and keep kissing
>knock over punch table.
>he says he's really happy to have helped.
>we have sex
>wake up in morning to find breakfast and a surprise desert
>go to uncover the desert first.
>it's Cheesy's cock!
>knew this table under the cloth looked funny.
>Suck him dry
>i love getting surprises