It was a hard day, dealing with all the weirdos around town
PizzaPony was glad he finally had time to spend by himself
Well, not quite by himself
He never told anypony, but he had a dirty little secret.
It wasn't hurting anybody, so he figured it could continue as long as his boss didn't find out.
He walked to the nearest counter, and grabbed a bag of flour.
His heartbeat accelerated, as it always did when he was just starting
He waited for it to slow, before opening the burlap sack.
He scooped out a liberal amount onto the counter before looking around the kitchen.
Sure that no one was there, he began the sacred art of preparing pizza dough
He bit his lips as he continued to knead and spread the dough. A bead of sweat ran down the back of his neck as he quickened his pace.
It wouldn't be long before the sticky mess would be just right.
After just a few moments, PizzaPony had a large glob of warm pizza dough in his hooves, ready for the plans he had. It was a long day. An even longer week; he deserved this.
He held the dough just beyond his face, and inhaled the deep aroma. Oh, it was so ready.
PizzaPony placed the dough onto the counter with a gentle plop, making a small flour cloud. He reached over the counter to grab one of the hanging rolling pins.
He gently went to work on flattening his precious load.
With every tender stroke, his breath became shallow.
Every second that passed, his heart quickened just so much. It wasn't long before his creation was flattened against the counter. It was ready. Time to get... Experimental.
This was always the part he relished the most. The time of the week when he had complete reign over what happens to his... Precious dough.
PizzaPony, with a grin most devious, tossed the rolling pin to the sink with abandon. He gulped in anticipation. He crouched low, and reached under the counter. He opened the door and reached inside.
He pulled out his favorite, the "special sauce" he had been saving for so long... It was rumored to be the best in Equestria. On this faithful day, he test that legend. He and his... Dough.
With an excited grunt, the earth pony popped the top right off of the jar. He winced as some of it landed on his chin. He quickly licked it off, grimacing at first to the bitter taste, but marveling in the sweet undertones.
The humble PizzaPony took his jar of fine sauce and spread it all over the laid-out dough. He might have used too much. Oh well, it was his - their night.
With the sauce prepared, Pizzapony needed only one more thing. Well, /two/ things. He giggled to himself at the thought all the mischief he was up to.
In a flash, he grabbed a block of cheese from the fridge, and already had a cheese grater in hoof. In slow steady motions, he scraped away fine shavings. When he had enough, he spread them across the Pizza, as fine and thin as he could.
It was ready. Oh how his body ached in anticipation. He licked his lips and reached down. Time to prepare the secret ingredient. The entire purpose of this weekly event. He shuddered with joy. It was almost too much; he HAD to start soon, or else...
Holding the secret compartment open, PizzaPony grabbed the small jar of RainBro sprinkles. He released his grip on the miniature drawer, letting it snap shut. He held the jar up high, letting it shine in the pale light of Luna's moon. His favorite topping, reserved only for him. not event the boss knew about it.
Fully prepped and ready, it only needed to be cooked. A simple matter of time, to be sure, but he could never really wait. He just had to wait. Just wait... Easier said than done.
After just a short wait, the humble PizzaPony was enjoying his pizza. His lips were coated with warm melty RainBro goo mixed with special sauce. The night drifted away as he lost himself in his own custom pizza. No weirdos, no peanut butter, no... hole punching pizzas. Just him, and his soft dough.
 
By Razyn