>Day one in Equestria.
>Since your arrival, you were taken to Canterlot Castle.
>The Princess gave you a room and everything.
>You could say you were living the NEET life.
>You were reading a book, when The Princess walked in.
>"I was wondering if you'd like to see the gardens with me Anonymous?"
Sure Princess. I'd love some fresh air.
 
>While you were walking with her the Princess was explaining all the statues inside the gardens.
>You walked up to a statue of a pony standing on it's hind legs and holding a flag.
>"This one here represents valor and honor in ponies."
"What the heck is this one," you asked her.
>"That's Discord, the God of Chaos. He ruled Equestria in a state of unhappiness and unrest for hundreds of years until the Elements of Harmony turned him to stone.
>Discord's statue suddenly flashed a deep purple.
Princess, what's going on?
>"I'm not sure Anonymous. I'll get the Elements of Harmony.
>She ran off and left you here.
>The statue continued to flash its threatening shade of purple as cracks started to appear up and down its form.
Maybe I should remov-
>You couldn't finish your sentence, as the statue violently exploded, throwing chunks of stone everywhere.
>You however, were thrown towards the wall by the purple light.
>As you lay there, barely concious, the Princess returned.
>"Anonymous, my goodness, are you alright?"
*Cough* I think I'll be okay. None of the *cough* rocks hit me.
"What rocks?"
>Princess Celestia turned her head to view what you were talking about, her eyes came upon the prone form of Discord.
>D:"*Yawn* No matter how little time I spend imprisoned, It always feels to long, don't you think Celes- What have we here? A creature from, oh dear..." Welp, its been fun. Gotta go Princess."
>And with that Discord was off, to an unknown location.
 
>"I shouldn't of left you here. I'm sorry Anonymous."
>Damn right she shouldn't of.
What the hell were you thinking?
>"E-excuse me?"
>Wait a minute, that wasn't you.
Princess, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over *cough* me... I don't feel so good.
>Within seconds of making that statement, you began to cough and hack all over the place.
>"Guards, Anonymous needs medical attention. Quickly."
>Several members of the Royal Guard rushed to your form, two with a stretcher. And you were rushed to the Castle infirmary.