Socks Everywhere
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y6wsueixsl9ujen/raSddwTyKg
 
Clop
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vsomwncpb4tnyqg/cWavu6PXqg
http://imgur.com/a/ZWXAI
http://ponyville.co/r34-sites/MLP-FIM-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-Magic-mlp-clopfest-mlpafterdark4ever-clop-gif-post-clop-gif-folder-now-up-30557.html
http://tiarawhy.com/animations/pony/
 
>there was a once a little penis that shot laser beams
>it was as small as a piece of rice
“Oh dear anon, is something wrong with it? It seems so, small…”
“I’m Sorry Rarara™, But i just don’t like women. :’(
“Well that’s okay. I certainly know some stallions who swing that way. In my line of work, they tend to be abundant.”
>And then everyone did Cocaine™ and died.
the end
>tfw everyone died
>tfw when Anon rises as a Gay Zombie™.
COOooOoOOCKSSSSS
>Yfw you get raped by Gay Zombie™ Anon
 
™’s.
;_;
>tfw no more ™’s
 
>Ponka Lives in your brain. You have Brain Cancer™
>Because of Ponka living in your brain, you get Super Powers™!
>You obviously abuse these heavily™.
>You help Applez all day long with your Super Stamina™.
;_;
applehat mah wakfu™
>Applez is now cuntfucker of the town™. Deal with it™.
>Just lays krustycunt™ on the counter everyday™
rarara a slut. Has every STD™ Known and Unknown. Is used for research.
fluttershizzle a shit. Floor covered in it.
twelot a beardlegs, who likes twilight. Wot a faggot. {>mfw I do >mfw I get to have her to myself}
mfw twilight an autistic fuck who sucks dick™ for books
rainbodash has krusty kuuuunt/ It turns out to be cunt cancer.
ponka a party slut. Turns out she’s Autistic. And Diabeeeetus diabeeeetuuuus
DIA bEEEEETUUUS DIABEEEEETUS
 
 
Wakfu was a good game
You know, before it was finished
>tfw you were Betafagget.
 
>Tfw Nobody loves yo
 
>you are armstronk
 
>you punch
raiden in the face
>the end™
 
No u.
 
>/mlp/ is a bunch of faggots.
™
stop being a fagget.™
 
AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU™
John Madden John Madden John Madden™
 
 
>Rarrararararararararararararararara is shit pony™
 
>Tfw Applez Has Knives for a Vagina™
ur mum™ lel™
 
the apple family is so poor because they dont harvesst™ apple™ properly, you would think after all that time they would learn having them fall to the ground makes them unfit for sale
this is why applehat will always be a background pony
>b8
 
 
 >amidoinitright?
 
no
u hav to write it by urself
fagot
 
h any of the ponies. :(
 
 :^ dick™ cock
 
But what the other anons didn’t realize was that soon their hero who they thought long dead. Had risen from the ground and was seeking vengeance for his doomed fate.
“Why?” he said to himself.
“Why must my fate always end in foolishness?!”
“Can I never be the hero that saves the day?”
Then, as if the heavens had answered his pleas. A light as bright as the sun rained down on the little penis. He looked to it in wonder and soon realized that it was his princess Celestia.
 
 
 
 Get a life you feggets
 Stop yer cocklicking ways.
 >Tfw your dick™ is too long to have sex wi
 
 >tfw ponies are too small to fuk
 >Micropony Thread is Go.
 
fuck you and your fetishes
>Tfw you have a big dick™. But are highly sensitive.
>Tfw you cum faster then the rabbits.
>Tfw you have a small dick™ and ll lose your virgin
>Tfw you last longer then anyone alive.
>Tfw your dick™ is too small to fuck a nigger™ and have not had sex because of performance issues
go back to mlpchan niggerfaggot
I know you want to. ;)
But Anon...i love you.
I hate you too Anon.
 
>Clop Thread is Go.
>Anon X ?
>MAKE A CHOICE™.
Le ebin Rainbro
>Anon X Rainbro is go.
 
 >Day Rainbow is giving you the stink eye.
>She always had something against you, but you could never figure out why.
>You never really talked to her, but rather ignored her.
>It wasn’t out of fear or respect; rather, you just wanted to remain a mystery to her.
>Chicksdigthat.jpg
>You had a crush on that rainbow pone for as long as you could remember, but never said anything about it out of fear what what the other ponies thought of you.
>Unfortunately, your actions toward her has led her to believe you were some sort of spy, living the secret life.
>Allaccordingtoplan.exe
>So there you were, sitting out on Sugarcube Corner’s patio sipping a cold milkshake.
>You had your back turned to Rainbow, but you could feel her eyes digging into you trying to pierce the outer shell that covered your soul.
 >And then they Fucked
 
The End.
 
 
 
 
Chapter 2 Then Discord.
>Discord had a big penis.™
poniid
>Anon was impressed by the size of it.
>And then they fucked.
 
 
You wake up in a small town in the middle of nowhere. There is a sign in front of you that reads “I fucked your moms  junction.” Scared, lonely, and lethargic...what do to your mother??
i fuck her
>You check your Fat-ventory™. You have enough food to last you Fifty Days™.
>You also have a Sweetie Belle™, Nicknamed Taco™ equipped.
>Sweetie Belle is currently high on salt, and is filling a portion of your Fat-ventory with Drool. This works out for your required Water™.
 
><><><>Rape Taco™.
>You attempt to insert your dick™ into Sweetie Belle. Unfortunately, you do not have a Sweetie Belle to insert your dick™ into.
>Plastic bag and pillow will have to do
WE DON’T HAVE A TACO YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
WHAT THE FUCK
>You attempt to insert your Duck™ into Taco™. You smear around the meat of your taco™, ruining the food.
>You eat the duck’d taco. It was tasty.
>Wielding Sweetie™, you walk down the road.
>Rename Sweetie to shittiest cmc .
>I’m Sorry, this nickname has already been tekken.
>I’m Sorry, Sweetie Belle isn’t Rararararararararararararararararararara.
>You Rename Sweetie Belle to “Cumdumpster McFuckenstein.”
>You Dry your dick™ with CMF’s soft, plushy fur. The sun is too bright for your skin, and you begin to turn a bright red. Shouldn’t have left the Basement.
>you burst into flames
>you die
>the end
>DING DING DING, Respawn was Activated.
>You Respawn atop your corpse. You now have Two Sweetie Belle’s Equipped. The squeaks have Been Doubled.
>The Highpitch sound attracts Niggers. Wat Do.
>you cry
>use watermellons as distraction
>Your Salty Tears bring forth Watermallon’s from the ground. You attempt to throw them at the niggers, but your flabby arms are too weak.
>The Niggers trip over the watermallons, and cry like bitches. You walk off, as explosions occur in the background, and the stench of burnt nigger swamps you.
>THE PIZZA IS AGGRESIVE
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfi
luna a shit pony
>You shit out a luna Pony. You do not have enough hands to equip it, so you stuff it into your Fat-ventory. It begins to complain in a booming voice, spreading vibrations along your torso. It feels nice.
unequip cumdumpster mcfuckenstein and equip luna
>I’m sorry, you do not have Cumdumpster Mcfuckenstein equipped. You only have CMF, and Taco equipped.
unequip CMF and equip luna
>You unequip CMF. She Ragequits, and a Black hole forms. You beat on it with your newly equipped Luna.
repair luna ,durability is at 14%
(go back from where you came [s4s])
(no thanks)
(fuck you)
(i love you too faggot)
>You repair Luna with Black Hole. You Create NIGHTMARE MOON-Lunapony.
It is classed as a Twohander. Do you Unequip Taco?
yes
unequid taco, store in anus
 
>you Unequid taco. The squid is not appreciative of this gesture, and attaches to your face.unf
>Suffocation insues.
unequip taco and then get squid off your face
> you unequip taco, and attempt to equip Squid. Your hands are too full with NML.
>hit squid with NML
> You hit the squid with NML. It cries like a redheadded stepchild.
take the retarted squid and then put it in black hole
> you put the squid inside NML. She seems to appreciate this gesture.
continue onwards,your quest for glory isn’t over
> you continue down the road, pulling your OP fedora down to cover your face. Soon enough, you come to a fork. To the left is a sign, saying "Welcome to Raccoon City". To the right is another sign saying "Welcome to Sim City."
go to raccoooooon shity
JESUS LOVES ME THAT I KNOW
IT SAYS SO IN PLAYBOY.
> You go to raccoon city. A zombie approaches!
you smash its head in with woona™
> You equip woona. The zombie dies from her heartstarting cuteness.
continue onwards to get food for woona
>You attempt to find Food for Woona. All you can find is Spaghetti.
feed her spaghetti
>You feed Woona the Spaghetti. Luna is now High on Salt. She drools on your crotch.
use woona to get to equestria,by that I mean fly
>Woona uses Fly! Anon hops on Woona. Woona is Overencumbered.
get /fit/ to get to eqeustria
>You attempt to get /fit/. You fail, and get fatter.
get an fat removal operation,that’ll work
>You cannot, as it would destroy your Fat-ventory, which is currently 1/100000000000000th full.
>You would have more space, if you didn’t have over 9000 bags of Spaghetti in it.
would you choose a fatventory over /fit/ness and equestria? yes
we get operation
yes
>You attempt to get the Operation. You do not have enough Pylons.
construct additional pylons
>You construct a Pylon. It zaps you to Equestria. YOUR HARD WORK IS UNDONE.
get /fit/ in equestria by woonas majick
>Woona attempts to use Majick on Anon! Woona does not know this move.
teach woona majick
>You Teach Woona Majick. Woona gains a Fat-ventory.
>Woona is now a Chubby Cute Pony. Wat Do.
kill woona,only way
>rapekill
 
>You attempt to kill woona in a Manly Way. You Fail, Hideously. You are now The Stig.
drive a buggati around the test track
>You Drive a Buggati around the Test track. You beat the World Record for Fastest checkpoint clearance.
 
>you Attempt to Ejaculate. You have no dick™. :’(
>nice try tho.
>You wake up from your nightmare, and check your Fat-ventory. You have one Woona, One NML, and two Taco’s. Wat Do?
>You attempt to Sudoku. You cannot find any Pens
find a fucking pen you shitgniggergucmdsghsfnkjasdlkhkjtwl;sfdl..
>You find a pen, and spend the next few hours completing a Newspaper sudoku. You feel like you have achieved something Great.
find applerump
>You search a nearby dumpster, and find a used Applerump. She appears to be unconcious
>You put Applerump in your Fatventory. She takes up 3 squares.
>Slutty Belle happens. Your Fatventory now feels so very very dirty.
>You now have one Corrupt Taco.
 collect applerump in fatventory
>New objective: find twelot
>You search for Twelot in the nearest Bookstore.
She doesn’t appear to be here.
>maybe she is in the basement again?
>You check the basement. You find one Zombie Twelot. She attempts to gnaw on your dick™ head.
>no
>You powerslap Zombie Twelot. She cries in the corner about how her father never hit her.
>you have no remorse for twelot.
>You glare at Twelot, and she quivers in the corner.
rape twelot
>You attempt to rape Twelot’s maggoty carcass. Your dick™™ is too limp.
get that shit up
>You take some Viagra.
>”Commander, we are diverting power to the main thrusters! We will have liftoff in ten seconds!”
Your dick™ is now DIAMONDS.
>You experience uncontrolled thrusting, and end up in her mouth.
>”We have liftoff!”
>It feels gud.
>You equip Twelot to your dick™.
>The “power of spunkle!” perk had been added.
>Twelot gains white Protein! You experience Firehose-like symptoms. Twelot gains a Full Stomach. She is now well fed!
>yet she will hunger for more soon!
>Twelot’s nicknamed has been changed.
>Twelot is now Overinflated Cumbucket™.
>balloon pone is best horse.
>Viagra™ was apparently Mutant Viagra. You now have enormous balls™. They feel very sensitive™.
>Your dick is still Diamonds.
>you kill a nigger with it because he looked at you wrong
>you stick your dick in his ass
>full penetration of nigger skull with diamond tipped dick ensues
 
>You dick a Nigger™ with yer Dick. He bitches about it blinding his thieving eyes.
>The dicked nigger is a zombie now
>Tfw you just dicked a Zombie Nigger.
>now dis nigga is going full hermaphrodite.
>You finally have stuck yer dick in a vagoo. No longer a Virgin!
>You see a pink Ponka flying overhead, using balloons. Wat Do?
>get bb gun
>You attempt to equip BB gun. You cannot find a BB gun. You Equip OC instead.
>you equip your dick
>You aim your OC at Ponka’s Ass.
>You are now Dual Wielding yer Dick, and OC.
>You aim your dick at ponka’s ass with the other hand
>A Ping sounds, as you Lock onto Ponka’s Ass. Wat Do?
>When she lands, go jousting with your dick.
>aim for the eyes!
>cum an entire rocket and it launches at her
>You launch a Cum Rocket™ at Ponka’s Ass. The white Goo collides, soaking her with yer Jizz.
>the cum starts to move
>holy shit its a cumpone
>Cumpone is now fucking Ponka in the ass. She seems to be enjoying it.
>you go in and stuff her mouth with your dick so she shuts up
>You attempt to shut Ponka up with yer dick. You fail your Dexterity roll, and end up in her horsepussy.
>her horsepussy has teeth
>Combat engaged!
>You use Thrust! You deal 6 points of damage!
>Horsepussy uses Bite! You take 12 points of damage!
>Anon scores a critical hit for 13 points with hilt with a penalty of -2 dexterity
>Ponk is dazed.
>Anon uses My Fat is My Armor, and heals for 10 points.
>Ponka recovers from Daze. Ponka has 15 HP left.
>Anon uses harden!
>Anon’s Dick is now harder then Diamonds.
>Ponka used Bite! It wasn’t very effective… Ponka broke Teeth! Took 10 points of damage.
>Finish her!
>Anon uses Cum Inside! It was Super Effective! Ponka takes 9001 Points of Damage!
>200 XP gained!
>Items recovered: Sock, deflated condom balloon, diluted cocaine in a bottle (speed boost), party CDuck, bits of string, Towel.
>Ponka’s name has been Changed. Ponka is now Cum-Inflated Sugary Cunt.
>Ponka has now been equipped to Cock. Ponka is Stuck. Ponka is now a Cocksleeve Item.
>LEVEL UP!
>Distribute skill points?
>Anon puts all points into Dick Length and Width. Ponka becomes Tighter, adding +2 to Agility.
>Adventure continues.
>Anon makes haste outside and heads for the yellow quiet’s house
>On the way, he is confronted by OP.
>What do?
>op decides that this shit is enough and decides to end the google doc
fuck you faggots
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
giantfags :D
fucking shitdicks
>You suddenly wonder why Jackals are so Gay.
THIS ISN’T WHERE I PARKED MR CAR. MR CAR IS NOW A REBEL.
>”beep beep Motherfucker”
 
>”Cowabunga!”
 
>very good!
collect twlot
collect twelot
find twerlert spackle
Once upon a time in the magical land of equestria
there were two regal sisters that rule tha land in horsefuckery and maregasms
these were the ragga twins
cancer
you whip out and unzip your dick™
everone lives happily ever after the end
 
kill self
 
 
 
 
>appul hoarse loves your non-existent dick™.
>So you go to get #REKT™ by her maregina™
>Get #SHREKED™ hard by…
>dun dun duuun!
>Sheepskin rarararara
>you shave rararararararararrara for sacrifice
>Cum inside fluff
>go cumdumpster diving
>glue it to pyrite spunkles™ mane\™
>Set it on fire
>end up in questria™
>Anally annihilated™ by timberwolves
>ded super ded
>tfw you never even get to see a single pone
>Tfw Lyra stumbles across your corpse. And starts to hump it. Wat a Necrophile.
fagshit
hot
>Lyra walks away and becomes lyra plushie
>you hump the plushie
>this kils the ponie
>put cans of beer inside ded pone ploosh.
>Woona a shit like yur mum LMAO XD
 
 
I love all of you and wish to cum inside™ you Anons.
 
I am going to go mine some veldspar (i.e horse pussy) after this shit.
 
We love you too
 
but you’re still a massive faggot™
wow™so ponesuch mememany faggot
 
 
 
>tfw too many NEGROIDS™
JUDGE DREDD™ BAD END.
 
OUT BITCHES
^Rude :^(
ur mum lel
Go back to Combat training kid.
b-but i can side step kick
o
-okay.
 
niggerniggwenigger
 
 
 
 
Once upon a time therFAGFAGAGe was a pony
his name was ponigg
and he said
i want some waturmelon and kfc
but there was no kfc in equestira
but there was watermelun so he ate it
then he quest for chickun
so he sees scootallooo and say nigga that be some fine fukin wings right there
so he plans to eat the chickun
but her friends are near so he puts them in a nigger stew
and makes fried chickun
>Chickun Rise
 
 
>tfw no stallion in equestria can satisfy celestia bc tiny dicks™
>tfw you are anon
>tfw she uses your entire body as her new dildo
>first she puts her maregina on your head and rubs it back and forth
>then she pushes down and you can't really breathe
>tfw she’s down to your shoulders, vag twitching around you
>you can hear her muffled moans of pleasure
>she comes up and you can take a breath
>then she goes back down and takes you in deeper than before, this time to your waist
>your shirt is soaked with a warm and slightly sticky/slimy lubricant
>you just stand there
>again she comes up off your head and you have a second to gasp for air before she goes right back down
>those moans are fucking hot
>she just keeps fucking your entire body, making her way down to your knees with every thrust
>you have the mother of all boners
>it rubs against her g-spot while she uses you to masturbate
>vag twitches more
>so soft
>finally she’s just going from your head to your feet and back again while you stand there
>her vag rubbing up and down on your boner is fucking great
>she speeds up
>you both cum
>she starts to thrust from your knees to feet now, slower with each one - vag violently twitching
>she finally settles down and stops, then slowly lifts off of you
>you are covered in mare juices
>tfw this will never happen
>
Chapter 9/11
 
Anon was busy fucking his tulpa then suddenly it ripped his dick off, the end