Be Norman
>Been a busy day, time to unwind and play that new game on your 3DS
>"Fire Emblem Awakening" Now with more waifus edition!
>Sweet
>Be starting new game, making a character
>No beanie for character's head
>Already denouncing it as the casualized blunder of the century
>ah well, make char anyway
>Wake up in a field
>Such CG, Such Graphics
>Blue haired guy helps you up
>He is Beautiful
>...n-not that I find him attractive or anything
 
Minutes later
 
>Meet Mirabelle
>Dat grace, beauty and high standards
>Surely this is blonde Aryan beauty that you've dreamed of marrying
>This game has everything 10/10 GOTY
>Work up relationship whislt having her heal the others
>Oh god her voice is perfect
>She is...THE ONE TRUE WAIFU
>Rank relationship to level A
>Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy
>Soon, I shall marry her right after this chapter
>We got a new member: Humanized Fluttershy
>lel
>Chapter ends
>Alright, lets see if-
>waitamoment
>Why is Mirabelle running torwards Chrom
>Why are they alone
>Oh no
>No NO NOOO
Chrom:Will you be my waifu
Mirabelle: Oh Chrom~
>Blue haired dastard has stolen your waifu
 
>Again
 
GRAAAAAH