>Anonymous.
>Thats the name you gave yourself in the wastes.
>You remember the day the bombs went off.
>You were at a shooting range firing some guns when a loud explosion went off and then you felt pain beyond what you’ve ever felt before and then you blacked out.
>>Suffice to say you had a lot of guns to use when you woke up and found out humanity had nearly annihilated itself in a nuclear war.
>You found out later about what you are.
>A ghoul and a glowing one at that.
>You’re always have to deal with rascists.
>Good thing you’re wearing a Power Armor helmet so now they can’t tell you’re a ghoul.
>Oh look your here already. Time to go over the checklist.
>Guns, guns, and more guns.
>Check.
>Assorted explosive weaponry for annoying things that get in your way.
>Check.
>Modified Enclave Hellfire Tesla Armor.
>Check.
>Miscellaneous and other stuff.
>Check.
>Enough ammo to supply a full battalion for weeks.
>Check.
>Enough stimpacks to kill a bunch of Deathclaws.
>Check.
>Strange place with weird radiation spikes that you have to make sure it’s safe and nothing bad happening.
>Check.
“Here goes nothing.” You say as you make your way inside the abandoned bunker.
>Going through some halls a Feral Ghoul crosses your path.
>Its head doesn’t exist anymore.
>As you head further into the bunker you notice something wrong.
>You haven’t came across anything besides that feral ghoul.
>Something bad is going to happen.
>Sneaking into a big room you see why.
>A big machine giving of enough radiation to kill normal people 15 times over.
>Some sort of portal thing coming from the machine and tons of super mutants and nightkin.
“Well heres all the things that are supposed to attack me.” You say to yourself.
>You activate a stealth-boy and sneak around to the machine.
>There is a big red button that says overload on it.
>Nothing bad can possibly happen from pressing it right?
>Too late you pressed it.
>Sparks fly across the panel with the button.
>The mutants don’t notice it.
>One of them is starting to walk to the portal.
>Shit.
>You run to intercept it from the portal and just before it makes it you get in front and push it back.
>They realize an invisible thing is there and before you can start killing them a giant fist connects with your skull and you go flying through the portal.
>As you enter explosions are heard.
>They sound like they’re far away.
>It feels like you’re being pulled through something and around you it looks like a swirling of dark blue energy.
>Then its black and the pulling feeling is gone.
>You can see again.
>After walk around and trying to get your bearings you realize something.
>Your walking.
>Looking down you see your body and legs.
>You’re alive and walking.
>How you missed walking and being alive is beyond you because they’re sort of important.
>Looking around you see a ruined castle on the side of a mountain.
>Other than the castle it looks familiar to the wastes but it’s like wasteland familiar not mojave familiar.
>Probably not in the mojave anymore.
>At least you take everything with you when you go anywhere.
>Maybe the castle has something that can tell you where you are?
>After about 30 minutes you get to the castle ruins.
>The only building standing is the castle itself.
>You enter it.
>You’ve searched through most of the stuff that is still readable and you still have no idea where you are.
>You really need to repair that Pip-Boy you got by slicing a raiders arm off and taking it for yourself.
>All you need is a simple pa.... Well what do you know?
>The part you need to fix it is right there with a map.
>You check the map first.
>Equestria?
>The fuck?
>Whatever probably some stupid thing from before the war.
>You grab the part and fiddle with your Pip-Boy fixing it.
>Checking the map you find out you are in fact in Equestria in the ruins of Canterlot.
>Stupid puns.
>You hear voices.
>They sound feminine.
>?”I don’t know Twilight they’re probably not even there anymore.”
>?”Rainbow the vault is impenetrable from anypony.”
>Wait did she just say ‘anypony’”
>?”Whatever.”
>You see the shadows of whatever is descending the stairs.
>Deciding sneaking is a good option here you put on a stealth boy and sneak to a corner of the room.
>A purple dog thing with a horn and purple hair and tail with a pink streak in it and a cyan dog thing with wings and rainbow colored hair and tail enter the room.
>And there wearing armor and have weapons.
>The armor is a very faded color of gold and the purple one has an assortment of daggers while the cyan one has two swords strapped to its back.
>Purple”Alright here we are at the vault.”
>You look around and find a vault.
>How did you miss that?
>Whatever.
>Cyan”We still need to find out if the elements are still in there Twilight.”
>Purple must be Twilight.
>Twilight opens the vault with a key and enters.
>She comes out seconds later with a box and with the biggest smile you’ve ever seen.
>T”Just like I said Rainbow the elements are still in the box.”
>And the rainbow hair colored one must be Rainbow.
>The fuck is with these names.
>R”Yes!”
>She does a small flip in the air.
>Someones voice comes through a radio.
>?”Twilight and Rainbow get out of there the Bethesda has pushed us away from the door and they’re coming in.
>T”Come on Rainbow we have to get out of here now.
>They run out of the room.
>This’ll be interesting.
>You run out after them.
>They run into a large room and the doors are then closed by an invisible force.
>You try to open it but you can’t.
>You hear talking on the other side so you eavesdrop.
>?”How nice of you to bring us the elements for us.”
>R”Buzz off creeps.”
>?”Now now is that anyway to talk to the saviors of this ravaged land.”
>T”You’re not saving anyp0ny your killing innocents and forcing others to go by your ideals.”
>They are savages and must be put down like the animals they are now hand over the elements before we kill your friends.
>You hear chains being dragged along the floor.
>T”What did you do to them?!”
>?”Relax they’re asleep. Now hand over the elements before they sleep forever.”
>T”Fine take them.” She says angrily.
>You hear a box being slid across the ground and the box being opened.
>?”Good. Now put them to sleep.”
>THUMP THUMP.
>?”Lets go.”
>You try the door again.
>It opens.
>There’s 5 armored p0nies with a p0ny in a business suit facing away from you and 4 p0nies in chains unconscious and the 2 you saw earlier also unconscious.
>Taking out your brush gun you shoot 3 in the head and take out the other three with VATS and reload.
>You see the box that Twilight walked out with and grab it then you search the bodies for a key to unlock the p0nies.
>After finding the key you unlock all the p0nies and put the box next to Twilight.
>You write “Good Luck-Anonymous” on the wall with the blood of the p0nies you shot.
>After that you leave.
>Looks like you’re in another dimension.
>And its basically what you just left.
>Same wasteland different shit.
>You start walking towards the closest civilization you can which is someplace called P0nyville according to your Pip-boy.
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>What happened?
>Oh yeah.
>You open your eyes and get up.
>You check your Pip-colt to see you were unconscious for an hour.
>Better check on Rainbow.
>After checking on Rainbow you go to your friends to get their cuffs off.
>They don’t have cuffs on.
>What?
>You look around for the cuffs and see the six dead bodies of the p0nies who captured you and your friends.
>Where’s the box?
>You look around and find the box and words written on the wall in blood.
>Good luck-Anonymous.
>What is this p0ny’s name and how did he defeat them.
>Better wake up your friends and head back to P0nyville.