The Mistress of my dreams (P.S. This is meant to start off confusing, so tag along for the ride and see if you can't foresee where this is going.)
 
>This is familiar, is it my den? No, this smell belongs to The Other.
>The Other chooses new dens so often, when things go asunder.
 
>Oh but I'm so hungry. Where is the food. Here?
>BAH! nothing fresh and savory, I need to look elsewhere.
 
>This wall is in the way! But I remember The Other, being able to make a strange hole to get in and out.
>Does it involve this strange rock that isn't a rock, I wonder and pout.
 
>Success! I am free from the prison that The Other had planned it to be.
>And There! The Mistress! How I dream of you to come to me, from your Pearlescent throne come run with me!
 
>I SMELL HORSES! or something like horses, I wonder how they taste?
>OH, they are galloping away, how I love a good chase!
 
>This one is... Pink? Is that what The Other calls it?
>This doesn't matter as I hear the call of a trumpet.
 
>It dodges my every lunge with the twitch of it's tail.
>Even though I love this game, I'm too hungry to keep up without fail.
 
>There is a blue one, sound asleep.
>with a mane of too many colors for my mind to keep.
 
>I silently move closer to see it snore,
>If I wasn't so hungry this would be a bore.
 
>As I make to lunge I hear the pink one yell,
>The blue one's eyes open to the horror's of hell.
 
>Or so I would say if not for some magic,
>A purple one casts, making this tragic.
 
>As I am knocked aside from this very meal,
>An orange one appears looking ready to kill.
 
>Angry now that I've been denied my meal twice,
>I decide to give into that wicked vice.
 
>Oh Mistress, I implore you, aid me in this endeavor,
>As I fight for my food, with these ponies so clever.
 
>I stand up tall, to these ponies fright,
>As I look upon them with such delight.
 
>I Go for the purple one's throat first,
>because the damage she can cause is worst.
 
>Suddenly a yellow one with wings normally so shy
>Gives me a stare that would make lesser things cry.
 
>I chuckle to myself, at her little mistake
>My eyes hypnotizing glare causing her to quake.
 
>As I position my claws to paint the ground crimson,
>The Mistress appears, And with her, her criticism.
 
>"WE COMMAND YOU TO COME HERE AND SIT!" The Mistress says with might,
>I obey, and I go to the front of the Ruler of the Night.
 
>"WAS THE CELL NOT ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR HUNGER AND WRATH?"
>The Mistress says as the ponies stand upon the path.
 
>I happily pant at the sight of my Mistress, whom I do adore,
>The ponies confused, as to why I was obedient to my core.
 
>"THERE IS NOTHING FOR IT, SINCE NOPONY WAS HARMED."
>She says as I am leashed, the ponies no doubt alarmed.
 
>"But Princess, He just tried to eat us" the purple one remarked,
>As she gazes at me while on some three trees I leave my mark.
 
>"WORRY NOT, DEAREST TWILIGHT. WITH ME HE IS AS DOCILE AS CAN BE"
>After hearing this the yellow bird-horse slowly trots up to see me.
 
>"Now that he is with his owner he's not that scary"
>While she rubs my stomach and names me Joe Larry
 
>"SOON WE MUST DEPART TO LOWER THE MOON SO THAT DAY MAY START"
>As The Mistress guides me along, pushing a banana filled cart.
 
>To The Mistress's den the journey ends so that we may sleep,
>By The Mistress's side I see Night's dreamland take me quite deep.
 
 
 
Prologue
 
 
 
Don T.:"Auugh... Did I do drunk science again?"
 
Luna:"Yes, why you do this on a Full Moon's night every time I do not know."
>She says this at a table sipping coffee
 
Don T.:"It's tradition! I think. Anyways I had that dream where I run around and keep trying to eat the girls again. Anywho thank you Luna, for constantly bringing my inebriated ass to safety every time."
 
>Don then stands up from the covers and Luna turns away with a slight blush.
 
Don T.:"I'm naked again aren't I?"
 
>To embarrassed to look and not desiring to say anything, Luna simply nods.
 
Celestia:"Well I guess that it was a good idea to go and get your clothes for you then, even though I don't mind the view."
 
Don T.:"Oh Molestia you silly filly."
 
Cel:"I also took the liberty of also having more clothes made for you and to keep spares here, seeing how frequently you come and go from my sister's room"
>She says this with the biggest spaghetti inducing troll face Don has ever seen.
 
>Don thanks both of the princesses and takes his leave back to Ponyville.
 
Cel:"When are you gonna tell him he's a werewolf bent on devouring his friends? And that he has a crush on you while he is bent on devouring his friends?"
 
Luna:"I don't have the heart to inform him of his condition."
 
Cel:"Well, he'll probably figure it out in due time. On another subject I'm not against getting a pet."
 
Luna:"Really? I've asked you for years but you wouldn't budge. Why now?"
 
Cel:"Well I've always did like large dogs. And the one that just left is Large indeed."
 
Luna:"TIA!"
 
Cel:"Ooh! What are you gonna do when he starts humping your leg?"
>Celestia just broke the Multiverse's record for biggest troll face,  beating a Mr. Wuten by a whole twelve inches.
 
Luna:"TIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 
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