>Day Skyrim in Equestria. >You are Anon, playing Skyrim on your TV. >You don't know how, but somehow your TV was teleported to Equestria with you, along with a copy of Skyrim. >It was the PS3 version though, so it was a buggy mess. >You were just running through a field with Lydia. >All of a sudden, Lydia vanishes. Lydia? Where did you go? >You are also a gaming loser who talks to himself while he plays video games. >It starts to get dark, and you start to worry. >You turn around to see Lydia. >Thank God she's not dead. >She walks up to a giant and attacks it, getting launched into the air. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! >She falls back onto the ground, rising back up as if none of that happened. ...what? >She attacks the giant again, this time dying. Fuck this game. >You turn the ps3 off and throw your controller away. >You hear a knock on the door. >Time to hear FLuttershy's absurd fetish guess. >You open the door to see an awesome surprise. >It was Fluttershy, but she was wearing armor. >Not just any armor, but the armor of the Skyrim guy's armor. >The badass horn helmet, the studded armor, iron gauntlets, etc. >She even had the steel sword and the branded iron shield. >That is fucking awesome. >You feel your member starting to enlarge. >"Hello Anon. Is Skyrim your fetish?" >Crap, she got it right. >Quick Anon, think. You can get yourself out of this situation. >Maybe if you can think of an elaborat- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! >A dragon came down and grabbed you with its claws. >Well, at least you aren't >Fucking Flu- >"Don't worry anon! I will save you!" >Oh no. >Arrows come flying at you and the dragon. >The dragon screams in pain, blood dripping from its wings. >Fluttershy runs at the dragon, with her sword in her hoof. >She looks so cool right now. >"ANON IS MINE!" >She flys up to the dragon, slashing it. >The dragon screams again, though there is blood dripping from its stomach as well. >Fluttershy pulls out a giant sword out of her pussy, throwing it at the dragon's head. >"Headshot." >The dragon crashes into the ground. No! Come on, you magnificent creature. Fight back! >The dragon gets up, with blood on all of its legs. >You don't see a dick anywhere on the dragon. >This dragon is a she. >And she probably kidnapped you to rape you. >"STAY AWAY FROM ANON! HE IS MINE!" >Fluttershy runs up to the dragon, staring at it straight in the eye. >She starts to squeak her voice, saying the one phrase you could never forget. "FUS RO DAH!" >The dragon ends up get does getting pushed all the way to a different dimension, team rocket style. >Holy crap, that was fucking awesome. >FLuttershy runs up to you, helping you up. >She looks so cute in that armor, especially from the angle you're at. >She slowly breaths in, looking at you. >"So, is Skyrim your feti-MMPH!" >You grad her and start locking lips with her. >You pull away, smiling. >Fluttershy is dazed though. She shakes her head, then turns to you. >"Uh...what just happened?" >You chuckle, brushing Fluttershy's mane. Well, the hero, or in this case, heroine, usually saves the damsel in distress, right? >She slowly nods. And then they usually have sex...and you saved me so... >Fluttershy nods, grabs you, and brings the two of you to her cottage where you have the most amazing time >Fucking Fluttershy.