Based on a true story.
 
>Day Something Something in Equestria.
>You are Anon, like always.
>Waking up, you go to the bathroom to and-
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>There is a knife in your foot.
AHHHhhh...
>And the feeling of pain quickly disappeared.
>Odd, but whatever.
>After pulling the knife out, you proceed to do the standard triple S's.
>A crappy shit, a burning shave, and a bloody shower-
>Wait.
>There's blood on the shower floor.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
>You grab a towel and quickly wrap your foot up, causing the bleeding to stop.
>Unfortunately, your whole left foot is covered in a towel that is now a red towel.
>You quickly throw the first towel away and use duct tape to cover your foot instead.
>There is no blood coming out, so you should be alright.
>The window to the bathroom opens up, and you see Fluttershy flying inside at a pace slower than a snail.
>"Anon? Are knives your feti-EEP!"
>She notices that the whole shower is covered in blood.
>"Wh-What happened?!"
>She turns to you, and notices the tape on your foot.
>"Anon!"
>Her whole body wraps around your left leg.
>"Are you ok?! What happened to your foot?! Do you need your dick sucked?!"
>You sigh and pry her away from you.
No, Fluttershy, I'm alright.
>"But your foot!"
>She raises her hoof at your leg.
>You pat her head.
I'm alright. I got the bleeding to stop, and it doesn't hurt.
>Her head looks up.
>"Are you sure? I mean, if you want to feel your penis inside something, I have no problem with that."
>Cue another sigh.
I'm fine, you don't need to do anything. Just go.
>As you walk awa-
>"NO! YOU'RE FOOT IS NOT GOING TO BE FINE! I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL!"
>Your other leg is grabbed and dragged across the floor.
>Fluttershy proceeds to drag you into town.
>...
>The further she gets, the less progress she makes per minute.
>You learned to dig your fingers into the ground, and now she can barely move you.
>She stops and pokes your back.
>"Anon, sweetie? Could you please stop struggling? It's getting really hard to drag you."
>Twilight is trotting along and notices the two of you.
>She stops and tilts her head.
>"Hey guys? What are you doing?"
>Fluttershy points at you.
>"Anon has an injury and he won't let me take him to a hospital!"
>Twilight's horn glows and you feel an aura surround you.
>"If you needed help moving something, or in this case, someone, you should've just asked me, Fluttershy."
>And now you're in the air, being lifted straight into the hospital.
>Damn it.
>...
>You're now on a hospital bed, sighing as you feel that all of this is very unnecessary.
>Fluttershy walks into the room with a giant needle.
>"Ok, Anon. I'm going to have to numb your foot so I can stitch it back together."
Whatever.
>She gulps.
>"OK, this is going to hurt a littl-"
AH FUCK!
>The needle goes straight into the bottom of your left foot, and the pain is excruciating.
>The only thing you can do is grab the blankets to the point of ripping them apart.
>Fluttershy pulls the needle away, and smiles.
>"Ok, time for the stitches."
>You see scissors and thread on her two hooves.
>Wait, if she's going to sew your skin back together, shouldn't she have a sewing needle?
>"Ok, tell me if you feel anything."
>SNIP!
>That was very loud, though you feel nothing.
>...
>"One more snip and...DONE!"
>She finally finished, and you still feel nothing.
>Fluttershy jumps on top of your body, and grins.
>"Now that I helped you, there's something I need you to help me with..."
>Because you feel nothing, you are now
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
Ok, so I stupidly got a deep cut on my foot and had to get rushed to the hospital to get stitches. I'm alright, but walking is somewhat of a bitch right now.