One shots that have Flutterrape as an ACTUAL character.     >Day dying thread in Equestria. >You're in the hospital providing comfort to your dear loved one... >Flutterrape. >Looks like Fluttershy on the outside, but one sick fuck on the inside. >You love her. >She looks over to you as you and her held hands. >"W-will I be okay? Am I going to make it?" "Of course you will, ssshhh." >"Rut me." "Wha?" >"I-I mean, bump me." >Fluttershy walks in with a case of flowers and places it in a nearby table next to Flutterrape's bed. >"Is she going to be okay?" "I certainly hope so. Don't you fuckin' die on me." >Flutterrape laughs, "You always cared, even though you shit post from time to time. Fuckin' cat lover." >She closed her eyes, her heart monitor showed signs of weakness. >She held you hand tightly, "I don't want to go" >Finally her heart gives out. "Flutterrape?" >No response "Fl-Flutterrape?!" >Fluttershy gently pats your shoulder, "It's time to let go, she's in a better place." "The HELL she is!" >You pull out your cell phone, it was time to call in a favor. >"Who are you calling?" "You'll see." >You dial your phone and wait for an answer. >"Hello?" "Flutterrape is dying." >"I'll be there in a jiffy. I'm locking onto your coordinates now." >You hang up and gently brush her hand on Flutterrape's beautiful face. "You'll be back." >Suddenly, you hear a whoosing sound and a blue police box fades into existence. >The Doctor waltz out of it, "Ello there, the doctor will see you now." >"Umm..Doctor Who?" "Flutters, don't bother." >"You there, get me a defibrillator." >You make a dash around the hospital to find one, luckily you did. >You make it back and hand it to him. >He pulls out his sonic screwdriver and activates it waving it around the defibrillator. >He then takes it and places it on Flutterrapes chest. >"Clear!" >The defibrillator activates, instantly Flutterrape comes back to life breathing in deeply. "Thanks Doc." >"Not a problem, I must be off. Tick Tock goes the clock, even for the Doctor.." ======================== >Night all dem bumps in Equestria. >Watching late night television. >Waiting for the good shit to come on. >Fucking commercials. >Then one your favorite show comes on. >You're barley on the edge of your seat. >"Previously, on Helping Hoof..." "YES!" >Wait... >God DAMN IT! It's a re-run. "Well, shit." >You turn off the TV and get ready to go to bed. >Suddenly, Fluttershy burst through your door and closes it behind her. >Breathing heavily and she leans against the door. >"Whew, that was close, FUCK." "Fluttershy, get out." >"I'm not Fluttershy you fuckin' dumbass." "oookay then who are you, you mysterious pony that looks like Fluttershy?" >"The name's Flutterrape." "O-okay, umm Flutterrape, why are you in my house?" >"I'm running from the fo' O fo' foo'." "English, please." >"The 404, I'm running from them, they damn near got me last time." "Well can ya get out?" >"Wait! Ummm...can I get a bump?" "Sure thing." >Bumping Flutterrape.   I unno wat dafuq I'm writing anymore. ======================== >Day Shit's about to go down in Equestria. >You're sitting on your couch listening TV as you work on a crossword puzzle. >About noon, enjoying the quiet little town. >Fluttershy made her little guess today, she drove you so crazy you actually smacked her. >You was even more surprised when she liked it. >Such a strange pony. >You decide to walk outside to check the mail. >On your way there, you notice Flutterrape stomping her way down the street with steam shooting out of her ears, followed by three other ponies who have no life. >Two of then were trying to look cool while the other one was nerdy. >"Eyo man did you get a look of dat flank? I swur, errday it's doublin', check em' before ya wreck em'." >"Bro, I'd give her da D...as in DUBS!" >The nerdy one begins snickering with his nerdy laugh, trying to fit in. >"Ah hahahaha, yeeah man, I would insert my penis into her sweet vagina!!" >The other two remain silent for a moment. >"...Why do we keep him around again?" >"I don't know man, but I'd tell you who I'd like to keep around..." He said as he looked at Flutterrape and juked at his friends arm. >"Dat dur Flutterrape, dat flank mang, it's straight burger with all dat meat." >Did they get dropped on their heads or some shit? >Flutterrape stops in her tracks, turns around and begins walking toward them. >"You think I can't hear you?!" She said as she sped up the pace towards them. >You lean against your mailbox and equip you bag of popcorn and watch religiously of what's about to go down. >"Ey shawty just calm down we just admirin' da product ya huur me?" >"Oh you like my flank huh?" >The fellas begin smiling ear to ear, nodding "yes" in sync. >"Well in that case..." >Flutterrape somehow splits herself into three ponies. They all tackle the trolling fuckers to the ground and sit on their face before your eyes. >"Ya know boys, we had a lot to eat for lunch today, think you can hold it for us?" >Oh God.   >Holding the ignorant mofos down, they proceed to unleash a merciless bowel movement right into their mouths. >In an instant, pony shit was overflowing out of their mouths as they gagged for air. >"Aaah, that's better, don't forget to lick us clean!" >You don't want to see the rest of this go down. >You turn around and walk back into your house scarred by the sight. >Time to get your mind off of this. >You pull out your phone and begin dialing away. >You know just the pony that can help you. >Yeah, ponies have phones thanks to you. >You wait for the pony to pick up on the other end. >Finally, she answers. >"E-element of Kindness speaking, who am I speaking with?" "It's Anon." >"Wat?" "Yeah, where are you?" >"Oh I'm just in Manehatten feeding the homeless." "Aww damn, Flutters I was hoping you would come by, I really need to relax from-" >A desperate knock occurs at your door, jeez someone must be in a rush to the bathroom. >You walk over and answer the door and find Fluttershy still on the phone. >You hang up your phone and put it in your pocket. >She catches her breath for a moment, "Sorry...I...couldn't...get...here sooner." "How did you even-" >"What's wrong my love?" >You look just behind her to find Flutterrape and her clones laughing devilishly as shit flies everywhere. >"That's it you scum! SWALLOW IT!!" >You threw up in your mouth a bit. "Fluttershy, I need you to-" >She puts a hoof on your lips, "Sssssh, say no more. I'll be happy to help."   >She trots inside your home. >You close and lock the door behind you. >No way in hell anyone is finding out about this. >She walks upstairs to your bedroom and you follow close behind. >You dive in bed and wait for her to join you. >She closes the curtains and goes into your closet. "Fluttershy? What are you doing?" >"The reason why I'm able to break in this house so easily is because I use to live here..." >That explains a lot. >"There was a secret little panel that I kept some old stuff just in case..." "Just in case what?" >All you can hear is her rummaging through your closet. >"AHA! Here it is!" >She trots out in fishnet stockings and holding a whip in her left wing with a death grip. >She cracks the whip toward you making you jolt a little bit. >"So Anon, why don't you tell Mistress Kindness about your little problem hmm?" >This was it. >After see that ungodly shit fest that took place just outside. Something far less worse was about to take place in your bedroom. >And that's... >Fucking Fluttershy >"Oh and one more thing Anon, you don't cum until I say so." >What the fuck did you get yourself into?   Wat dafuq am I writing? ======================== >Day summer has begun in Flutterrapequestria >Well, it's about that time of year again in the magical land of >rape >Where shitposting and other foolishness occurs to the highest caliber. >And all you can is cringe in pain as the land turns to shit. >You would write until your fingers bleed, but from all this ridiculous tom foolery, you've lost inspiration. >Other Anons running a muck in the streets shouting "check em". >Spiderman swinging from building to building saying all kind of ridiculous shit. >You're surprised a cat and dog war hasn't brewed up yet. >The other writefags seem to have took a break or working on the next big story. >There are also other Anons who are contributing by writing stories and what not. >You would work on something too if you can just get a day of peace in this land. >Fluttershy likes raping you in your sleep, not that you mind. But it would be nice if she can clean up after herself. >The feel of waking up in the morning with Fluttersauce all over your crotch tends to make you a little uncomfortable. >Then again, she does send apology apple pies...which are drugged, just so she can rape you again. >The apple pies are THAT good. >The ride never ends. >You sit on your porch thinking up ideas for stories as you sip lemonade like a grumpy old fuck. >Your dear friend Flutterrape was sitting next to you doing the same. >Looks just like Fluttershy, only just...a sick fuck. >Yeah, a sick fuck, that pretty much wraps it up. >But that's okay, you love her anyway. >We're all a little sick after all. "Can you believe this shit?" >"Yeah, why don't you write a fucking story already?" "I can't brain today, I have writer's block." >"Ugh, you fucking cat lover." "Shuddup."   >You take another sip of the sweet lemonade. >"Well, at least you aren't shitposting all over the place. Hell, you're the God of Shitposting." >You spit take from the comment. "WHAT?!" >She doubles up laughing, rolling off her chair trying her best to keep her sides intact. >"Oh MAN, you're too easy to mess with!" she said in fit of laughter. "Fuck you." >"Awww, is the cat lover bootymad?" "No, just a little rustled." >"Calm down man, just write something, a little one shot, heck write about what we're doing right now!" "Well..." >"Or at least another Bon Bon Thread bumper one shot." "Eehhh." >"Write something god damn it, Flutterapequestria can't take much more of..." >She points a random Anon that was shouting "check em'" who then fell to his knees and began foaming at the mouth gurgling his own spit. >Spiderman swings by taking a picture of him, "Neat!" he said. After the picture he swung away. >"That. Please, write something." "Alright, alright." >You finish up your glass of lemonade and waltz back inside. >You fire up your coffee pot and proceed to your computer to write only God knows what. >After taking forever and 3 minutes to load, you open up a blank text file. >Flutterrape walks over with a nice hot cup of coffee. >"Heavy on the cream and sugar, just like you like it." "Thanks." >You take a swig of it, burning your tongue a bit. It's okay, you have a thread to save. >The caffeine begins to flow through you. Being out right hyped on it. >Running on Coffee.exe >Aaaaand you still got nothing. >You bang your head on the key board in frustration. "Come on brain WORK!!" >Flutterrape face hooves. >"Fuck, we're doomed. Ugh, I guess a quick bump will do." >Bumping Flutterrape.   ======================== >Day ain't nobody got time for that in Equestria. >It's been a relaxing day. >Fluttershy stopped by only to ask for a cup of sugar, which is odd. >At the moment you're sitting down on the couch reading a book Twilight suggested. >You would go to the computer and write but...you don't have time for that. >Suddenly, your door gets kicked in. >You rage so hard you hate everything in existence for only ten seconds. >You calmly turn to the next page as if you acted like weren't phased by the intrusion. "There better be a good reason why you decided to break down my door," you say in a calm tone. >"FAGGOT, WRITE SOMETHING!!" >You jolt out of your skin and back from the sudden shout. >You lower the book and see Flutterrape looking at you, gritting her teeth and breathing heavily. "What the hell is your problem? The writefags will be back soon." >"How FUCKING soon?" "I unno, jeez." >She calms down for a second. Finally getting her breathing under control. >"Umm, well...can I get a quick bump in the rump?" >You groan in frustration. "Ugh, fine." >You take her upstairs and proceed to butt fuck Flutterrape. >After about an hour or so, the two of you lay in bed with the sheets and pillows ruffled up as well as your hair. >You look at each other as you and her have a smoke after a good poke. >"Thanks for the bump." "Anytime." >Bumping Flutterrape.