>Anon's suddenly in Equestria through magic or something.
>Follows a stream hoping to find civilization.
>Ends up in Ponyville.
>Meets pony.
>Mutual freakout.
>Blackout of some kind to piss that one guy off.
>Wake up and everything's hunkydory except can't speak local language.
>Use standard American language barrier technique.
>Talk slower and louder while making exaggerated hand motions.
>Blasted with magic translation spell from Twilight because learning is for faggots.
>Get taken to meet Princess Celestia.
>She's busy with having a real job so meet Luna instead.
>Luna's just happy for any attention.
>Become friends with the lonely alicorn.
>Luna's more clingy than saran wrap.
>Wacky mini adventure with Lyra and Bestbon when you get back to Ponyville.
>Become better friends with the main six as you rotate crashing at their houses at night.
>Add Gilda because more catbird needed in general.
>Hang out and get a house somehow.
>She actually ends up being a decent roommate.
>Gilda stops being such a bitch.
>Secretly likes Anon sneaking peeks at dat catass.
>Stuff happens and then something else but with feels too.
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>My cat's help, while appreciated, is hard to read and doesn't fit well into the narrative flow.
>Conflict of some kind out of nowhere.
>Insert Derpy in the backgroud somehow as I miss that happening.
>Stuff continues to happen but it's more intense now.
>Climax
>Get back to typing out the story's climax.
>Problem solved through friendship and/or lots of violence.
>Snarky one liner.
>Ponke laughsnort noise.
>Party canandjfasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaa;f                        dssssss
>Cat returns.
>Friendship lesson learned.
>Twilight explains it for everyone as if they were too stupid to get the obvious lesson as Spike writes it down
>Does that flame burp thing to send it off to the Princess so she can drop everything and read it because it's not like she has a country to run or anything.
>Letter just burns up due to Spike not giving a shit.
>Walk off into the sunset with group of friends.
[spoiler]Then they all fucked.[/spoiler]