>You wake up, stretching. Nope, you're still tired. You roll over and curl up again, trying to fall back asleep. You could hear the birds chirp through the window, and you cover your head with the pillow. No way are you getting up any earlier than you need to.
>You then feel a pillow whipped against your back. "Ow! Okay! I'll get up." You then proceed to do the opposite of that, and lay in bed for as long as you can. Then, after another whip, you finally open your eyes.
>Is this Inception or some shit
>You try falling back asleep only to be greeted by the same pillow whack. "Who keeps hitting me?"
>You hear a giggle. "Ugh."
>"Guess who?"
 
        My guess is pinkie roll. They are the only ones who giggle. And what is she doing in Twilight's library?
 
>You open your eyes to see... Who else but Pinkie?
>"Pinkie, I was studying him! Why did you wake him?"
>"Well duh, it's more fun when Nonny is awake! He's fun!"
>"Pinkie..." you grumble. "I'm tired."
>"Sorry Anon! My fault! I was just so excited to talk with you again and I couldn't wait for you to wake up so here I am!" Pinkie bounces up and down with excitement.
>"Lemme wake up a little first." You sit up and rub your eyes. You realize you did everything you did yesterday in the same clothes. Wow.
>You also realized that this was not a dream... Wow.
>Rubbing your eyes, you get up on your feet.
 
        Go to the bathroom and wash your face. Ask where the bathroom is. Have breakfast!
 
>You yawn and head downstairs to Twilight.
>"Good morning. How did you sleep?" She smiles at you.
>"I actually slept pretty well. At least, up until Pinkie woke me." Twilight chuckles and blushes slightly. "Heh, sorry about that."
>"Anyway, where's the bathroom? I need to freshen up." Twilight motions down the hall. "There should be one down the hall."
>You thank Twilight and head on inside the bathroom. You cup some water in your hands and splash it on your face. A drop accidentally gets in your shirt pocket and wakes up Harry. You sigh and apologize to him. He growls at you and cleans himself off.
>Time for breakfast. You head back out to the main room where Twilight has prepared toast and oatmeal. "I found an old book on humans and apparently they are some of this in the morning. I didn't want to make eggs because that seems unethical, so I made some oatmeal!" She gleams. You were surprised she did research. So, you dig in!
>"Oh, wow. I'm full. That was actually really filling!" You smile at Twilight. "Thanks. Pinkie actually had to make it. That's why she's here."
>Pinkie pokes her head down from upstairs. "Yuperooni!"
>You sigh and lean back in the chair for a little bit.
 
        Don't lean too far back in that chair or you'll fall over. We gotta find some food for harry. Look for a book to see what he eats. I assume he can be treated as a cat though.
 
>You get up and walk over to Twilight. "Hey, Twi... Can I call you that?"
>She smiles at you. "Sure, Anon."
>"I was wondering, do you have any books on manticores? I need to figure out what to feed Harry."
>Twilight cocks her head. "Harry?"
>You sigh and take Harry out of your pocket. "Harry."
>Her eyes widen as she remembers the manticore you introduced to her. "Ah yes! I believe they're in 27-M, over there." She points a hoof toward a bookshelf, and you head on over and look at the selection.
>Eventually you find the book with the help of Twilight. It was difficult since Twilight doesn't use the Dewey decimal system. You could hardly find anything.
>After some reading, you discovered that manticores eat fish, among other foods that felines prefer. You'd only guessed that yesterday, but it seems like it was correct.
>Time for Harry to get some food!
 
        Can we still will free money into existence? Let's go to a pet store. Ask where a pet store is.
 
>You walk over to Twilight and tap her lightly. She looks up from her book and looks toward you. "What is it, Anon?"
>"I need to know where a pet store is." You motion towards Harry in your pocket. "Is there any nearby?"
>She stops and thinks for a minute. "Oh! There's a pet store southwest of here, I think." Twilight smiles and then goes back to reading. You take that as your cue to leave and look for the pet store.
>After about fifteen minutes, you find the pet store in the direction Twilight had said. As you push in the door, the bell rings. "Uh, h-hi... Welcome to the pet store... Please don't be rude to the animals..." The employee's voice trails off. She seemed extremely shy and timid. "Do you have any... Uh, ma'am?"
>The mare was startled by your voice, and she went into hiding as you began to spoke. "Uh, miss?"
>She doesn't seem to want to budge from her hiding spot. What will you do?
 
        Ask where the cat food is. Also you need some fish. We will just leave the money on the counter and be on our way.
 
>You leave the timid shopkeeper, deciding to find the food on your own. Technically, since Harry's a feline, cat food should be okay, right?
>You decide that it should be fine, and you wander the store for a while before finally finding it. Harry sticks his furry head out of your pocket and stares at the fish. As you pick up the cat food, you also get a baggy and pick out a couple fish for Harry. He licks his lips and purrs.
>You walk back to the counter and look for the shopkeeper. She's nowhere to be found. Peeking over the counter, you see her nervously sorting little trinkets. "Miss?"
>She jumps, almost hits her head, and looks toward the ground. "How much is it for this?" You show her the fish and the cat food.
>"S-sev..." She trails off.
>"Sorry, a little louder? I didn't quite catch that." You strain your ears and try to listen closely.
>"Seventeen..." You sigh at her quietness. "Seventeen bits?" She nods and covers her face with her mane.
>"Okay." You reach into your pocket and pay her for the merchandise. Actually, you just left the money on the counter and watched her timidly collect it after you left. She must build up quite the line on busy days.
>You give a small fish to Harry and he seems delighted. Standing outside, you breathe in the fresh air.
 
        Go back into the store. You need a bowl to feed him you dunce. Don't try to reason with me and say that we can just use any old bowl.
 
>You facepalm as you realize you forgot a bowl for him. Basic logic tells you that every pet needs a pet bowl. Not just any bowl, but a pet bowl. You walk back into the store and the shopkeeper darts behind the counter. Sighing, you walk to the aisle for equipment or whatever and grab a bowl. It had a fish picture on it, and you thought it was kinda cute. As you're about to exit the aisle, you notice the shopkeeper interacting with the animals and decide to hold back for a little bit.
>"Oh, your fur is so matted! Don't worry, Mommy will fix that right up." With expert care, she manages to untangle the matted hair and brush it back into place. You would have guessed magic if it wasn't for the pony being a pegasus. It was fascinating to see her at work, shy as she was.
>As she finishes her rounds, you walk slowly up to the counter. "How much is this?" you try asking with a hushed voice. She seemed slightly more responsive. "F-four bits."
>You reach into your pocket and pay her. She silently slips you a bag. Did she smile a little?
>The cat food and bowl go into the bag and you carry the fish baggy with the other hand. The bell rings again as you exit the building.
 
        Rolling to go to twilights. (fucking QUINTS)
 
Super Secret Event Triggered
>You decide to head home to Twilight's. As you head home, Harry starts to growl. "Shush, you just ate." But as you got closer to Twilight's, his growl got louder. "Shush!"
>You open the door to find Twilight sorting books. She doesn't say a word as you drop off the stuff. Harry is still angry about... something.
>"Twilight, is it okay if I drop off my stuff here? I'm going to go and roam the town more. Might consider getting my own place." She shrugs silently. That's odd, usually she's very talkative. Maybe you made her mad somehow?
>"Twilight, is anything wrong?" You move closer toward her. Her lips remain sealed as she shakes her head. It seemed rather peculiar for someone who's fascinated by you.
>Investigate more?
 
        This can't be good.... listen to harry and back off. We don't want to be near a possessed twilight. Just tell her that you'll be home later tonight. Let's start walking.
 
>You decide to go with your gut and back off. Something was just... off.
>"I'll be back later tonight." You then proceed to walk calmly to the door. As you reach out for the doorknob, a book smacks against the wall next to you. "Shit!" You aren't staying around for this. Your hand fumbles as you twist the doorknob. Another book hits you square in the back. You race out of the door and don't stop until the house disappears on the horizon.
>What the hell was THAT?
 
        We don't even know what we're fighting but it sounds like a spooky scary ghost. What I would do is look for one of her friends and tell her that somethings wrong. and since the only friend we know is pinkie at the moment let's go to sugar cube corner and talk to her about Twilight.
 
>You decide that since Twilight obviously has something wrong with her, you should inform one of her friends. So naturally, you go to the pony who knows everyone...
>"Nonny! I haven't seen you since yesterday! What'cha been up to?"
>You sigh and look Pinkie in the eyes. "Pinkie, I have something important to tell you. You need to listen and hear me out, I fear Twilight's in danger."
>Pinkie gasps. "Danger? Well we better go help! I have the perfect arsenal! One cup of--"
>"Pinkie! Now isn't the time! Twilight IS the danger!" Pinkie looks toward you with a confused look. "Sounds like normal Twilight to me." Okay that was harsh.
>"No, Pinkie, she won't talk. She threw books at me when I left the library!" She sighs and taps her hoof against the counter. "Yeah, that does sound odd. Twilight never throws books; she wouldn't want to ruin the binding or anything."
>"What do you suppose we do?" Pinkie's eyes light up as she thinks of an idea. "Maybe we can find out more about it in the library!"
>You facepalm. "Twilight is in the library."
>Pinkie chuckles with embarassment. "Oh yeah, right. I dunno! I can't think of anything. Did the book hurt when it hit you?"
>"Uh, somewhat? It didn't feel pleasant, that's for sure." You sigh as you run out of ideas. "Ooh ooh ooh, I know! Maybe we can both face her together! Two is better than one, right?"
>Actually, that's not a bad idea.
>Confront Twilight?
        Party Members:
        Pinkie
        Harry
 
        While 2 is better then 1 three would be even better. Ask pinkie if she knows where Lyra is. If she doesn't let's head to the library.
 
>You decide that you should round up easily accessible party members before you face Twilight. Since Pinkie knows everyone and you don't, you ask her.
>"Do you know where Lyra lives?" She thinks for a while. "Lyra... Lyra... Oh yeah! She lives east of the library!" You thank Pinkie and exit Sugarcube Corner, party in tow.
>After warily dodging the library, you arrive at Lyra's house. You knock on the door and hear a grumble. As the door opens, you're greeted not by Lyra, but by... What was it, Bon Bon? Your suspicions are confirmed as you looked at her cutie mark. Definitely Bon Bon. She takes one look at you and rolls her eyes. "Lyra! Company!" She then walks off as Lyra slides down the stairs and answers the door.
>"ANON! HEY!" She smiles at you with glee. Obviously you visiting her had made her day. "Need anything?"
>"Uh, yeah, actually. Y'see, uh, my friend has gone a little nuts and we need to calm her down."
>Lyra nods as if she understood. "Anything for you!" She winks and skips out the door. You never realized ponies could skip until now. But now, you feel as if you're ready to face Twilight.
>Confront Twilight?
        Party Members:
        Harry
        Pinkie
        Lyra
 
        We are ready. Let's go! open the door slowly though.
 
>As you approach Twilight's, you can hear banging inside. You gulp and slowly twist the doorknob. Twilight turns around. You finally see her face, and her eyes are an odd shade of green...?
>She lunges at you, and you retaliate!
~~~~~
Anon's HP: 300/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 1000/1000
 
Anon's Turn
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
~~~~~
Anon's HP: 300/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP:1000/1000
 
Anon's Move
>Sweeping Kick
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>You rush in and do a sweeping kick on Twilight to knock her off of her hooves. She gets knocked to the ground and seemed to be caught off guard!
>Lyra summons her lyre and begins to play a hymn on the strings. Her hooves hit every note perfectly. The song seems to have some kind of paralyzing ability, as turquoise magic shoots from the lyre and binds Twilight's body to the ground.
>Pinkie readies her party cannon and fires a barrage of cakes, confetti, and party hats, among other things, directly at Twilight. She wasn't ready for the barrage of party aimed at her face, and so she was caught off guard.
 
Anon's HP: 300/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 842/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>As Twilight lay on the ground, you run in and give her another kick. You race back as Lyra's spell wears off.
>Pinkie fires her party cannon once again, but this time Twilight was ready. She counters with a magic shield that deflected most of the cannon's fire.
>The shield goes down as Lyra brings up her own. But Twilight was already countering Pinkie's cannon with a barrage of books. Pinkie is knocked over by the blast.
 
Anon's HP: 300/300
Pinkie's HP: 436/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 798/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>Pinkie begins to blow party blowers and shoot off confetti, diverting Twilight's attention toward her. As her attention is retained on Pinkie, you conjure some books up and fling them at her. She was caught off guard by the distraction. Lyra begins to play her Stunning Song, but is cut off as Twilight flings a magic bolt toward her.
 
Anon's HP: 300/300
Pinkie's HP: 436/500
Lyra's HP: 197/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 701/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>You rush in for another kick at Twilight, but as you sweep your foot under her, she jumps over it and headbutts you.
>What she didn't see coming was Pinkie's party cannon; as it fired, Twilight was thrown against the bookshelf, resulting in some massive damage. Lyra uses her magic to heal the wounds Pinkie sustained during the battle as the cannon fired.
 
Anon's HP: 243/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 197/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 538/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>You decide to take out Harry and let him have a go. Taking him out, you let him know the plan. You then throw him and grow him mid-flight. Twilight's eyes widen as the manticore flings her back, causing some massive damage. Pinkie blocks from any possible attacks, but Twilight was too dazed to do anything. Lyra, meanwhile, heals up herself, but uses much more magic than she anticipated.
 
Anon's HP: 243/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 376/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra (disabled for 2 turns)
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>You rush in for another sweeping kick, and knock Twilight off her hooves. She tries to get up but to no avail as Pinkie fires the remaining shot, nearly knocking Twilight unconscious. Yet she still stands, desperate to make a final blow.
 
Anon's HP: 243/300
Pinkie's HP: 500/500
Lyra's HP: 250/250
 
Twilight(?)'s HP: 52/1000
 
Anon
Available Moves:
>Sweeping Kick
>Projectile
>Block
 
Pinkie
Available Moves:
>Distraction
>Party Cannon
>Block
 
Lyra (disabled for 1 turn)
Available Moves:
>Heal
>Stunning Song
>Block
~~~~~
>As you are about to deliver the final blow, Twilight cries out. "I surrender!"
>You hesitate. That was definitely not Twilight's voice. It sounded more like a bug... That is, if bugs could talk.
>"Please don't kill me. I'll do whatever you need! Please!" You stare at the Twilight façade. "Obviously you aren't Twilight. Drop the ruse."
>The fake Twilight sighs as the coat decayed off? It kind of disappeared as if it was wiped away. It revealed a pony, except not a pony. The legs were filled with holes and it had bug-like wings, along with single-colored eyes. You weren't sure if it was a boy or a girl.
>"I'm Verin... Not that it matters much. You'll probably put me out of my misery anyways." You sigh and look into his eyes. "Where is Twilight?"
>"In the closet. That was the banging." You motion for Lyra to hold him down, and you go towards the closet to see an unconscious Twilight.
>"How'd you manage that?"
>Verin sighs. "I'm a changeling. I was originally supposed to lead the charge for an attack, but I screwed up and I was exiled. So I tried to carry out my last duties before I left, and here I am."
>You scratch your head. He seemed genuine. Yet he was also your enemy. He was begging for mercy as well.
>"Hi Verin, I'm Pinkie!" She smiles and shakes his hoof. He was too injured to fight back anyways.
        Trust Earned.
        Recruit Party Member?
 
        Well if pinkie likes him, why the heck not.
       
        Poke his face. If he tries to bite you then you kill them. if he doesn't then you recruit him.
 
>You inspect his face carefully. He had a look of guilt, as if he knew what he did was wrong. So, naturally, you test his alignment with the most foolproof plan you could think of.
>You poke his face.
>"O-Ow." Other than talking, he didn't really react.
>Pinkie's face brightens as she realizes what you were doing. "Ah, the good old poke trick! I do that all the time! It usually works." You look toward Pinkie. "Why didn't you finish him off?"
>Pinkie shakes her head. "Pshh, silly Nonny! I always say, make love, not war!" You ignore the fact she did a lot of the damage in the fight, and decide to address the changeling.
>"Verin, I'd love for you to stay in Ponyville. I'm not sure how much the other ponies may like a changeling, so I'd disguise most of the time. But other than that, I welcome you."
>He smiles with relief. "Thank you."
        Good Event End
 
>Pinkie smiles with glee. "Group hug!"
>You all agree as Lyra gets off of Verin. You all embrace with smiles everywhere.
>Verin suddenly snatches something out of the air and shoves it in his mouth. You look at him with an odd stare.
>Verin stares back with confusion until he realizes what he did. "Oh! Sorry, I feed off of love. Forgot to mention that."
>You decide to disregard that as the hug disconnects.
>Verin speaks up to address the group. "Heh, I'm not sure who to disguise as."
 
        http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1422318408700.jpg was the consensus
 
>You draw up a quick sketch of who he should disguise as and show it to him.
>"R-Really? I mean, if that's normal, then sure. Can we possibly have less fur?" You agree, although you would have loved to see a furry pony. "Sure. Not on the mane though."
>He scoffs. "Well duh. It's a mane." He then adapts to the pony you drew and shows you the final result. "Eh?"
>"As long as you keep quiet, you should be fine." Verin smiles in relief.
>You hear a moaning from Twilight as she wakes up. Oh shit, you'd forgotten about her.
>Her eyes open and she sees the four of you huddled around her. She motions to the tape covering her muzzle and the rope binding her.
>You quickly unbind her and ask if she's okay.
>"I... I don't know what happened. I was working on my studies and everything went black. Oh, who's this?"
>Verin gulps. Maybe this wasn't the best plan.
>"This is... Uh... Avery... She's mute."
>Twilight frowns. "How unfortunate. Very nice to meet you though, Avery."
 
        Yep this is a terrible plan. It would have made much more sense to make him a stallion pegasus. Oh well lesson learned. Ask twilight if she would like to continue her studies and you give her an interview.
 
>You try to take the attention off of Verin. "Hey Twilight, why not interview me? You want to learn more about me right?" It seemed to work.
>"Oh yeah! Okay, let's go. I'll get my notepad!"
>Verin looks toward you and mouths something. "This was a terrible idea."
>You sigh. "I know." Twilight returns with a notepad and paper. "Okay, let's begin! How many other humans exist? I'm really curious."
>"Uh..."
 
        none, we are the only one.
 
>You decide to tell the truth, as far as you know.
>"I'm the only one." Twilight states at you with interest. "Intriguing. So, how does your kind reproduce? How did you come into being?"
>Shit, you need to step up your lying
 
        Tell her the damn truth in extreme detail
 
>You look at Twilight with a serious face. "So a male has a reproductive organ called the penis, and the female has a reproductive organ called the vagina. The male, once he has an erection, sticks his--"
>Twilight yells abruptly. "Okay, I get it! It's the same as our species! You don't need to continue." Her face then goes from embarrassment to confusement. "But wait, how do you share knowledge then?"
>You laugh. "We talk, Twilight. You actually believed that?"
>Her face goes red. "Y-Yes..."
>You burst out laughing. "I-It's not funny!"
>You couldn't disagree with her; you were too busy laughing your ass off. Her face turns a bright red and she looks at the floor. "Okay, I get it."
>Finally, you settle down enough for Twilight to ask you the next question. "Uh... Can I examine your magic?"
>"My what?" Twilight sighs. "Everyone has some kind of magic inside them. Obviously you shouldn't be any different. I'll cast a small spell to see how powerful your magic is. It should be harmless."
>Well... Should you?
 
        It SHOULD be harmless or it is harmless? Anyway go ahead. Stick out your hands.
 
>"Go ahead."
>You close your eyes, awaiting the spell. As you hear Twilight's horn cast the magic, a sudden pop--no, more like a bang--fills your ears and flings you backwards. You open your eyes to see the ceiling. Your back hurt from the sudden impact, and you could hear Twilight groaning.
>Groaning from downstairs.
>You get up with moderate pain and observe the chaos that had happened.
>You could see some small blast marks on the wood, along with books everywhere downstairs and a dazed Twilight inside of the pile.
>What just happened?
>You race downstairs and help Twilight up.
>"Are you okay?" you ask, concern in your eyes. Twilight moans, then gets up. "Ow... I think so. What happened?"
>"I don't know!"
 
        You tell me magical unicorn who performed the test. You tell me. Sit down on the floor and rest. Oh I really hope Harry wasn't in our pocket that time though I don't remember you saying he went back in after we threw him.
 
>You stare at Twilight. "What happened?" She rubs her forehead. "Well, I believe that your magic is a loose cannon. It kind of fires off. It's unpredictable. What baffles me is how you control it! Do something like, I don't know, change this apple into an orange."
>She pulls out an apple and sets in on a table. You look at it and morph it into an orange. Then back to an apple. Then back into an orange again. Then--
>"Okay, I get it! You're extremely good at magic, I get it. No need to rub it in." You chuckle slightly. Twilight talks a little to herself. Then she looks hopefully at you. "Can you move the sun?"
>You look at her, baffled. Can you move the what now?
 
        Act like a sarcastic jackass and wave your hand at the sky. "Sure twilight. I'm sure I can move the sun." Annnd... it's dark now. FUCK!
 
>You roll your eyes at Twilight. Did she really think you could move the sun? I mean, was that how astronomy worked in Equestria? You decide not to question any of it.
>Looking at Twilight, you scoff.
>"Sure Twilight, I can move the fucking sun! I'm so powerful ooh look at me! I must be a god or something!" While you rant, you twirl your hands in the air and wave them around like a lunatic.
>All of the other ponies stare at you with open jaws--yes, even Harry--and that caused you to look behind you. It was night now. Wait, no, that's not right, it was like, mid afternoon just a second ago!
>"Shit what did I do?!"
>You frantically reposition the sun, only for it to shake and wobble. "Oh no."
>Suddenly you feel a force guiding you, repositioning the sun. You let go and it stays in place.
>Oh jeez.
>Suddenly, a dragon comes rushing in. "Twilight, Twilight!"
>"WHO IS THAT?!" you scream.
 
        Don't know why it's so strange to have a purple talking lizard show up. Clam the hell down anon. Yes I said clam. Though be wary.
 
>Twilight glares at you. "It's Spike, my assistant. Calm down."
>You grumble as Spike returns to Twilight. "Celestia requested you to read this as soon as possible!" Spike says.
>Twilight opens it with excitement. Then she hands it to you with less excitement.
>"To Anon: I request your attendance at Canterlot Castle as soon as possible. We must talk about things. You may not bring more than two others with you. Princess Celestia." You look toward Twilight and your party. Who do you bring?
        Party Members:
        Harry
        Pinkie
        Lyra
        Verin
        Twilight
 
        http://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1422399713417.jpg end result of poll
 
>You sigh as you motion for Harry to come to you. You shrink him and put him in your pocket. Then you motion to Twilight. "We're going to Canterlot." Before you leave, you grab the bag with the cat food and the bowl, and pop a fish into Harry's mouth. Then everyone but Spike exits the library and heads to their destinations.
>"Anon, we should get to the train station. A train will depart soon." You nod and follow Twilight to said train station. Once you arrive, you buy the tickets and board the train. Twilight sits down and you sit beside her. The train ride was going to take a while.
>"So... Anon. What happened in the library? Why was I bound and gagged?"
>"Uh..."
 
        My suggestion is to tell her not worry about it. It's been solved. Ask if she liked being petted. Then pet her. Scratch behind her ears too!
 
>You comfort Twilight. "It's fine, nothing to worry about."
>"B-But Anon, what if it was--"
>You interrupt her. "It's alright, it's all finished now. Do you like being pet? Maybe scratched behind the ears?"
>She glares at you. "Anon, please stop avoiding the que--Ah..." She trails off and her tongue lolls out of her mouth as you scratch behind her ears. She must be in bliss. You continue scratching for some length of time. It seemed like an eternity, with Twilight sitting there as if she was in a trance. You get bored and stop scratching.
>"Wh-Why'd you stop?"
 
        My hand got tired. Plus we're almost there aren't we? I'll scratch you again when we come back to town.
 
>"My hand got tired."
>Twilight looks toward you and pouts. "Ugh, alright! I'll pet you on the way back. Sound good?"
>She nods her head and smiles. A few minutes later you pull into Canterlot. What first stunned you was the size. It actually felt like a city rather than a town. There were ponies lining the streets going about their business.
>The next thing that stunned you was the castle size. It towered over the other buildings and rightfully so.
 
        Ask stupidly if Celestia lives in the castle. Let's start walking there. We really need a robe or something to hide ourselves. Should we will a cloak?
 
>Without thinking, you look toward Twilight. "Does the princess live in the castle?" Instantly you regret what you said as Twilight stares at you as if you were a child. Filly? Whatever.
>"Obviously!" She scoffs and hurries toward the castle. "Follow me!"
>"Twilight!" You stop her and look at her. "Don't you think it'd be odd to have me go to the castle like this?" Twilight makes an o-shape with her mouth. "Yeah, that might be an issue." She then gives you a cloak and casts a spell on it. "Use this, it should disguise you and get you through. Just don't stray too far from me and you should be fine."
 
        make Harry big again, grow the size of the cloak so it can cover the two of you and then follow twilight. When she enters the throne room, throw the cloak away and make a fantastic entrance (TRIPS)
 
        Oddity Triggered
>You decide that you need to make the grandest entrance ever. You take out Harry, put him on the ground, and simultaneously grow him and the cloak. As you walk behind Twilight, you notice ponies staring.
>"Twi? Ponies are staring." She stops an turns around, then almost screams at you before she stops herself. "Anon! What are you doing?!" she says in a stern whisper.
>"I wanted to make a grand entrance." Twilight groans. "I can't believe you. You grew the cloak, didn't you?"
>You pause, flustered. "Y-Yeah."
>Twilight glares at you. "You need to shrink the cloak and the manticore. Now."
>"Harry." You blurt at her. "What?"
>"His name is Harry." She sighs. "Just do it. And it'd be nice to wipe nearby ponies' minds. I don't have early enough magic for that, so you'll have to do it." She looks at you with a piercing glare. "And don't screw this up."
>You proceed to shrink Harry and the cloak, grumbling. Then, you concentrate and imagine nearby minds being wiped. You smile as you feel it being done, and you open your eyes.
>"ANON!"
>Yeah, you might have wiped too much. The ponies were kind of just... lifeless.
>"WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME DID YOU DO?!" Twilight was fuming.
>"I can fix this!" Maybe.
 
        Fuck. Alright just uh... taz them... hopefully that'll get the neurons to start firing again. This is a terrible idea and i shouldn't be rolling for it.
 
        Fix it. but they now dream of hot monkey dicks.
 
>You decide to give them a small shock and get them back up and running.
>You concentrate and give a small shock.
>...and they just died.
>"ANON!!!" Twilight was beyond mad.
>"I CAN FIX THIS!"
>You use your power and give life to all the ponies. They seemingly returned to normal, and Twilight was somewhat satisfied.
>"Please just follow me to the castle and don't do anything else without consulting me."
>"Ugh, fine."
        Oddity: More to Come Later
 
        Rerolling for getting the fudge to the castle.
 
>You finally make it to the castle, restraining yourself from being an overpowered shitlord any more than you have.
>You reach the castle doors and guards stop you before you can enter.
>"Halt! What business do you have with the princess?"
>Twilight is about to speak up, but you decide to fuck around.
>"These ponies can enter the castle," you say, waving your fingers like a Jedi mind trick. It shouldn't have surprised you when it worked, but it did.
>The guards talk simultaneously. "These ponies can enter the castle..." They then part ways to let you inside.
>"Anon, stop it!" Twilight scolds you.
>"No." You pout. Who does she think she is, ruining your fun?
 
        (TRIPS)
 
>You walk inside, and, deciding to screw with Twilight and punish her for being naggy, you turn invisible. Twilight gasps and starts to cast a spell, presumably to find you. You interrupt her cast and cancel it altogether. Obviously Twilight didn't like that.
>"Anon, stop being childish! You're about to meet with Princess Celestia!" You stick a tongue out at her.
>She walks around a little, and you decide to fuck around. You transform into Princess Celestia and walk down the stairs.
>Twilight gasps and bows to you. As it should be.
>"Princess! I'm sorry, Anon just vanished! He was being childish and then he became invisible... I don't know where he went!"
>It takes all of your strength and willpower to maintain a straight face. You could change your voice and screw with Twilight, and possibly get busted by Celestia when she comes in. Do you?
 
        Part of me wants to get punched in the face and yelling for anonymous to stop hitting you with twilight trying her hardest to find you.
 
>You decide to fuck around with Twilight more and act as if you're hitting yourself. So you recoil as if you just got punched. "Princess!"
>"Twilight, I think I've found Anon." You act like you've been punched and recoil again. Twilight suddenly casts the revealing spell only to discover "you" are nowhere to be found.
>"I can't find him, Princess!"
>"Twilight, restrain your--oomf--friend!"
>She frantically waves her hooves through the air beside you trying to find you as you toy with her. You keep recoiling and eventually Twilight's stamina runs out, and she collapses on the ground.
>Heh.
 
        Instead of getting punched I realized it would be a way better idea to act like we're getting molested. Whatever happens when Celestia shows up we should give no fucks and dance right in front of her.
 
MORE TO COME LATER