>day spaghetti in pony land
>wake up in the morning to knocking at your door
>open only to find who else but fluttershy
>she proceeds to headbutt you in the stomach and cover your face with a rag
>wake up in her house only to find her raping your ear
>she notices your awake
>Begins to hump faster
>give a small smile
>she stops
>Asks why youre smiling
>she begins to get excited asking if she found out that chloroform is your fetish
>tell her it isn't, she looks dejected
>tell her ear rape is
>shes once again happy
>you ask her to marry you
>next day you get married
>be married for last 20 years
>have kids honeymoons and the works
>you begin to die cause of strange reaction to pony disease
>you call fluttershy to bedside
>proceed to tell her that you never loved  her
>she cries and runs outta the room
>you wait until foot steps fadeaway
"heh silly flutter-shy lying is my fetish."
>get outta bed sneak outta house and catch train to las pegasus
>go on to become greatest poker player in the world
>today was good day