>It's Saturday morning.
>You and your teal fluffy mare named Delilah's favorite day of the week.
>You wake up at 7:30, 30 minutes before you get your little bundle of fluff up.
>You put on your robe and put on some coffee before you go and get the paper.
>You pick up the paper which is neatly placed on your door mat and breath in the fresh morning air.
>You hear the buzzer on the coffee pot go off and you back inside and pour yourself a cup.
>You pour yourself a cup and pop in some frosted strawberry poptarts in the toaster.
>You set some bacon strips on a plate with a paper towel on it and place it in the microwave for 5 minutes.
>The poptarts pop and you take them and place them on Delilah's favorite pink plate with the yellow sunflower on it.
>Look at the clock, 9:45.
>The bacon goes off and you set it on a little yellow plate with a pink flower and place it on the table next to the poptarts
>You pour some milk for Delilah and another cup of coffee for yourself.
>You check the clock and see that it's now 9:50.
>Perfect, you got some time to make two Omelets.
>You make two cheese omelets, one for you, one for Delilah.
>You set yours down and take three strips of bacon from the plate and place them next to your omelet.
>You check the poptarts and they've cooled enough for Delilah's tender little tongue.
>You check the clock and it's exactly 8:00.
>You head upstairs and peek into Delilah's room.
>It's really just a closet in the spare room.
>But you hung up pictures of her favorite things and have her toy chest in there.
>You slowly walk over to her little pillow and shes all wrapped up in her blanky.
>"Delilah...wake up" you say as you rub her little head.
>She stirs for a bit and rolls over.
>"Nuu...wan sweepy..." she yawns.
>"But Delilah! It's Saturday!" you say as you scratch behind her ear.
>"WAH?! SATADAY?! YAAAY!" she says as she jumps up from her pillow.
>"HUGS FO DADDY!" she says as she hugs your leg.
>>"Pweese cawwy down staiws?! Wan upsies!" she says as she smiles up at you.
>"Sure, c'mon girl" you say as you pick her up.
>"Dewiwah wuv yoo daddy!" she says as she nuzzles against you while you carry her into the kitchen.
>You set her down on the floor and rub her head.
"Love you too Delilah" you say.
>You cutely sniffs at the air and smiles.
>"Daddy wut' fo bweakfest?"
>You smile ant help her into her highchair.
>Her eyes open wide as she sees the plates you're bring to her.
>"POPTAWTS! BACA! MIWK!" she squeals in delight as she cutely wiggles her hooves in excitement.
>"Daddy?" she says while she looks at you,
>"What, princess>" you say as you boop her nose.
>"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" she says cutely.
>"Whats that?" you ask confused.
>"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! she repeats,
>"What?"
>"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
>"WHAT THE FUCK" you cry as you shoot up from your bed.
>"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! your alarm clock goes.
>"God damn.." you say to yourself.
>"What a nightmare..." you say as you get up.
>"Owies..." Delilah says.
>You look over and see Delilah hanging from your ceiling by a hook dug into her skin.
>"Owies...why no wuv...."
>"Shut up bitch" you say you unhook her.
>"Yo..yoo save fwuffy? Delilah wu-"
>"I SAID SHUT UP!" you scream as you slam your foot into her face.
>She goes flying into the wall and you see some teeth on the ground.
>Fucking lovefag nightmare, making you more pissed off in the morning than usual.