[code]word1=$(shuf /usr/share/dict/words 2>/dev/null | grep 'es$' 2>/dev/null| tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]' 2>/dev/null | head -n 1 2>/dev/null)
word2=$(shuf /usr/share/dict/words 2>/dev/null | grep 'ies$' 2>/dev/null| tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]' 2>/dev/null | head -n 1 2>/dev/null)
echo "That really $word1 my $word2."[/code]
Save as jimmies.sh and run.
 
Post what you get, /g/.