Not a day goes by when I don't get out of the shower and look at myself in the mirror with disgust, forced to confront the genetic abomination that is my penis. According to the last time I measured it (5 minutes ago), I am sitting here with a 2.5 inch-- erect, mind you-- waste conduit hanging off my body like a rejected Dumbo nose. It doesn't make sense why I am so small, as I have seen the members of my father, his brothers, and my mother's brothers and they are all hung like a horse. I can't even think about forming a sexual relationship as I am well aware of the fact that I would be laughed at by whatever person I would be with. Even then, I wouldn't be able to please them. According to JackinWorld.com, I wouldn't even be able to get deep inside a woman's vagina to tickle her Ji-spot and bring her to orgasm.
 
So, how do fellow ABusers "measure up"? Does anyone with a small penis like me have any advice on dealing with the anxiety it brings? More than anything, I'm looking for people in my situation who can tell me how they've handled it.
 
Note: I am looking for serious responses but I am choosing to post this in Chat as I feel like I'll reach a broader audience here. I ask that this isn't moved to Serious Discussion as, no offense, but there are probably only five people check that board a month.