>be a resonable kid
>found a dime inside your mess of a room
>use it on a fluffy pony
>it's a fluffyshy!
>douche brother wants a better fluffy so he buys a green colt.
>it humps everything. even if it doesn't move
>but you manage to keep it away from fluffyshy
>a light tap of the boot to the side usually sends it running.
>until that one day.
>you head of for school
>you forgot to shut your door
>after hours of horrible shit from you teacher
>you go to do homework
>you go to room to see the green fluffy just brutally thrusting into fluffyshy
>she's bleeding and crying
>you snap
>pull him out of fluffyshy
>dum cowar munsta put down mawtini. fawgut. or ah giv big owchies
>oh good god your douche brother named it after a drink
>shove him in the freezer
>he's demanding you let him out or he will hurt you
>ha ha yeah right
>you have a briliant plan to torcher, but not kill him.
>you buy a rape condom
>it has to be custom made to fit into fluffyshy
>you decide to let out martini.
hey martini. how ya doin
>mawtini col. mawtini sowwy mawtini bad fwuffy
oh where'd you get that idea. but hey, guess who's been missing you?
>martini is shivering and confused about what you just said
fluffyshy misses you champ
>martini starts jumping with joy.
better not keep her waiting
>you pick up martini. you can just feel his erection poking through your hands.
>just shake it off
>you go to your room to see fluffyshy
>she starts flipping shit at the site of martini
>nuuuuuuuuu.. nu huwt in poopie pwace. fwuffyshy sorry.
deal with it for now. i need foals to sell.
>you set down martini and close the door.
>3
>2
>1
>you hear martini start screaming, you open the door to see martini crying and running around with the rape condom on his dick.
>he's spilling dick blood on your floor
>your floor
>time for phase two.
DON'T FUCKING BLEED ON MY CARPET YOU GREEN SHIT!
>pick him up by the scruff of his neck.
>shove him in the freezer
>the rape condom is still on him
>now you go out and buy leeches
>go home
>open up the freezer to martini cowering in the corner
>how is he still alive
>hewp mawtini. peepee pwace huwrt. no mo huwrt.
I don't know what your talking about. you penis looks fine.
>he's actually convinced that happened.
>you set him down to 'walk' around
>he can barely limp
>you go up to your room.
>you grab your terrarium.
>you knock out martini and put him into the terrarium
>he wakes up and sees fluffyshy
>he gets hard. but it hurts
>mawtini see fwuffyshy's poopie pwace. mawtini wan
in order to get there. you have to do one thing.
>was dat?
>you put a leech onto his side
>it immidietly starts sucking
>aaa! ouchies! mawtini no wike new frewn
friend?
>you pour the jar onto him.
>he is now covered in leeches.
>aaaaaa! mawtini...sowwy
>you start to scrape the leeches off of mawtini.
>he got thinner. but he's still alive
>you give him multiple injections of blood
>don't wonder how you got these things. you have weird friends the end
>put him back into the freezer
>he's begging for you to let him out
>phase three
>you go to the store and buy habaneros
>go home to feed fluffies
>douche brother doesn't feed his anyway
>he's forgotten about it
>you cook a huge dinner of spaghetti for the two fluffies.
>you squeeze the habanero's sweet nectar into the spaghetti
>it isn't much but it will do the job.
>you give martini a huge plate of it
>you don't give any to fluffyshy
>"wha. u no wike fwuffyshy anymo?" she starts to cry.
no. i just like martini way more than you.
>put te bwitch in hew pwace.
>he starts to eat
>the first bite he gets he's screaming about how much his mouth hurts
>the dipshit keeps eating because spaghetti is spaghetti
>even the habanero bits
>once he finishes. he can barely move his mouth is burning so badly
oh dear. i must have used the wrong kind of sauce
>WHY EATI PWACE HUWT? NO MO HUWT EATI PWACE
i can help you champ
> you get a gallon of milk from the fridge and pour it into his bowl.
>he starts drinking
>mawtini mouth no huw.....OWCHIES
>milk only suppresses it for a few seconds.
>you pour him at least three bowls before he starts felling sick
>mawtini no wike dis anymo.
>you bottle feed him (cram the gallon jug down his throat) and he vomits
>the habanero bits stop hurting in his mouth because he puked them into his nose.
>while he wriggles in your hand in pain. you put him back into the freezer.
>phase four
>today's the big day
>you finally kill the booger bastard
>but you have to do it slowly
>you go and make a noose out of fishing line
>after a week you've removed the rape condom and healed his nose
now are you ready to give special huggsies?
>ya ya ya ya. he lost his ability to get hard but hey. let the fluffy dream
>you take him up to your room.
>you placed the noose loop precisely on fluffyshy's butt
>"why yu do dis to fwuffyshy?"
>yu swut. yu gon wike mawtini's speshul huggsies
> he runs and pounches on fluffyshy's backside and tries to mount her
>you pull the rope and martini is suspended by his penis
>you continue to tighten the rope until it just falls off
>then you take his own flacid dick and shove it into his own throat
>he's crying and he's bleeding on your bedroom floor
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLEED ON MY FUCKING FLOOR
>mawtini sowwy. nu puh in the coldsie pwace
oh. don't you fucking worry
>you put him into the oven
this is for fucking my fluffyshy
>you turn it on for fifteen minutes
>he catches fire in three