When I was a little brony and the sun was going down
The trolling and the faggots, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under a my pillow from what I saw you do
But Drinkie Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fags like you.
She said: Flabby, you gotta sit right down, learn to drown your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you, just drink to make them disappear
HA HA HA!
So, guzzle at the grossly
Tip back for the trolly
Drink up at the drolly
Whoop it up with the wonky
Carouse at the kooky
Booze up with the bronies
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
CHUUUUUUUUUUUG!