>You've been ignoring Cadance's letter for weeks, not even bothering to unwrap them at this point
>The pile is beginning to accumulate next to your bed
>Some shit about husbandos for everypony
>You'd rather die alone than be added to some chump's herd as yet another conquest
>You look up from your book as another letter came in
>You threw it aside as soon as you saw the seal of Cadance on it
>From what you'd heard, beings from some futuristic world with advanced technology are dropping everything to live with mares in Equestria
>Must be some spawn of Tartarus
>Who would give up a world with amazing things like automatic carriages and those flying things and rockets that could go to the moon
>Who in their right mind would drop everything, family, friends, their entire lives, just to come be a househorseband?
>Only an idiot or a trickster
>And Raven Inkwell, assistant of Princess Celestia, fell for no trickery
>You kick a rock and watch it fall
>1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
>It lands with a small splash far below, disrupting the glassy surface of the pond
>In a way, it was freeing to do this
>Throwing away rocks and pebbles
>It was so much better than paperwork and schedules
>You toss a small pebble down
>"Raven? Out here to avoid Cadance?"
>It was Celestia and her Anon
>You turn back to them
>"She's waiting for you back at your house." the human says
>You sigh
"I've been ignoring her letters, I don't care much for her projects.",
>You toss another rock, watching it fall
>"Maybe you should give it a chance. I've been very happy with Anon here."
>This again...