>Early morning.
>Already got cardio workout with Kite and done morning meditation.
>Outside practicing Taijiquan, Yang style today. You may be lost, but that is no excuse for laziness!
>Kite is off sniffing some stuff somewhere. Don't know. She's a smart dog. She can take care of herself.
>Twinkle comes out of her house. "Good morning, Anon," she calls over, sipping a cup of what you assume to be Equestria's equivielent of coffee.
>You could have gone for a cup of the stuff earlier. Oh well.
"Good morning, Twinkle. Sleep well?" *Second Single Whip*
>"Oh, well enough. What was that dance you were doing?"
"It's not a dance. It's called Taijiquan, and it's a martial art." *Four Corners*
>"Oh. well, do you want some breakfast?" she asks, a sweetness in her voice.
"Sure! Just let me finish up here."
>"She turns and trots back inside. She's clearly still groggy from just waking up.
>You finish your ruitine, call Kite, and head inside.
 
>Twinkle is sitting at a table, or well, laying around it, sort of the way the asians from your world do. It's actually quite cute.
>She's set out a place for you, along with a cushion for you to sit on, and is waiting for you to sit down.
>You sit. She's made a breakfast of... flowers.
>Twinkle notices you staring at the plate. "Eat up! They're the best bits can buy!"
>There is a slight concern in her voice. She's clearly trying to be a good host.
>Not wanting to upset her, you chow down.
>Not bad. You're going to need to get some carbs though.
>Pretty sure have some more bread in your pack.
>FUCK
>Where did you leave it?
>Upstairs. Right. Need to go through and check supplies after breakfast.
 
"This is good."
>"Yeah. I thought I'd bring out something special. It is your first day in Ponyville and all."
"Well thank you. I really do appreciate all that you're doing for me."
>"It's my pleasure, really."
"So wh-"
>DENIED
>"Anon!! Time to get ready for your party!"
>The pink pony is back... great.
>"Pinkie Pie!" Twinkle scowls at her. "NOT NOW."
>"Jeez, somepony's woke up on the wrong side of the bed! A party will chear you right up!"
>'Pinkie Pie, go away," she shoots at Pinkie, sternly.
>"Okie dokie lokie! Just don't be late!"
>You nod at her politely. She may be a bit off the wall, but her heart is in the right place, always wanting to give everybody something to laugh about.
 
>"God, that pony is so annoying!" Twinkle snorts.
"Oh, she's not that bad. Thank you for the meal. It was excellent. I'd stay and chat more, but I do have a few things I have to do before the party. Come, Kite."
>You leave Twinkle looking up at you, confused, and probably think that she offended you some how.
 
>In Twinkle's guest room.
>Bag dumped out on the bed, which has fresh sheets on it and everything.
>Twinkle may have been short with Pinkie earlier, but she's sweet.
>Back to taking inventory.
>A handgun, full clip. No bullet in chamber.
>A half full box of ammo for said gun.
>A hunting knife.
>A bag of deer jerky. Yum! You grab a piece for yourself, and toss one to Kite.
>Smushed berries. Whoops.
>A stale loaf of bread.
>Several packs of matches.
>A compass... Fucking hell. Too late for that now.
>Some rope
 
"Okay. Well, we're set there," you say to Kite as you put it all away.
 
*KNOCK KNOCK*
>"Anon? Ready to go?"
>It's Twinkle.
"Yup. Come on, Kite. Time to go."
 
>Party time.
>Party was huge.
>Met lots of new ponies.
>Talked with Twilight. Learned more about everything.
>Met a filly named Tootsie Flute. Twinkle's sister.
>Got challenged to a drinking game by Rainbow Dash. Lost.
>Got molested by somepony. Not sure who.
>Went home, being assisted in walking by your new bestest friend ever, Twinkle.
>All in all, not a bad day.