>You are Anon
>You have been watching Rainbow and Scoots for some time now
>They still haven't noticed you
>It's not like you're trying to spy on them or anything, just waiting for the right time to go over there
>When it won't be awkward as shit
>Which is definitely not right now because the small pony started crying into the trunk of the bigger one
>They break away from each other and there are no tears
"Alright, time to make my move
>"HEY NONNY"
>You recognize that high pitched squeal anywhere
>You are in the presence of the one called The Pink One
>You turn around to great your friend
>What’s that blue thing she has?
"Oh, hi Pinkie Pie"
>"SURPRISE!!!?
>That was the last thing that you remember before being knocked into Luna's realm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQwZK8GuBo  (last one for a while, I swear)
 
>You woke up in the middle of a cave and you can't remember how you got there
>Were you drugged?
>After checking your sides for surgical scars and your ass for stretching, your two biggest fears were put to rest
 
>Wait...you remember this now
>This is when you first arrived on this planet
>You already know how this is going to end, you’re just going along for the ride
>You wander outside where you were greeted by the strangest creature that you have ever seen
>It looked like someone just threw a bunch of animals together
>Right on schedule
>You pull a knife from your pockets
>With a snap of its talons, the blade turns into a sponge
>"Now now, there's no need to be alarmed."
>It speaks English, its voice vaguely reminds you of old reruns of Star Trek
>"If I wanted to hurt you, then I would have evaporated every last water molecule in your body."
>It said in a moderately menacing tone
"Well are you going to eat me then?"
>It gives you a puzzled look
>"I don't eat semen stuffed foods, they obstruct my bowels"
>Is this thing fucking with you right now?
>Did you, or did you not get raped in your sleep
>"No, I am here to welcome you to a mystical world full of endless wonders and magic"
>With another snap, you are teleported to a mountain top
>"Welcome to Equestria"
>It picks you up and holds you out to survey the land
>You examine your view
 
>It overlooks a landscape that seems only possible in the imagination
>There are grasslands, deserts, swamps, and valleys
>Above you is a cloud formation that almost looks like a city
>Bellow you is another city that with mystical architecture, cut right into the mountain that you are standing on
>This place easily shames the most astounding wallpapers that you have seen
>A single tear slides down your cheek as you are unable to process the beauty of this world
>You wonder if this is how Yuri Gagarin or Neil Armstrong felt when they looked down to earth from their cosmic pedestals
>The strange creature sees you
>"Beautiful isn't it? Makes me feel nauseous" it emphasizes by dry heaving
>"Well no use in stalling fate, is there?"
>A quick poof and the thing is now wearing a flight attendant's uniform
>Make-up and everything
>"My name is Discord and I'd like to thank you for flying Delta Airlines, please proceed to the terminal to collect your luggage"
>The fuck happened to your clothes?
>It raises you above its head and turns towards the direction of the mountain city
>Is this really happening?
>"You again for flying Delta Airlines and have a safe trip"
>He hurls you towards the tallest tower
>Oh fuck, Oh Fuck, OH FUCK
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
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>In the tower, a snow colored alicorn has finished drawing the water for her bath
>She then levitates a dish full of salts and pours out a small bunch into the plus sized tub
>Slowly, she stirs about the mixture, slightly wetting one of her bare hooves
>The pony moves the small saucer back where it belongs
>She pours some Earl Grey into a small cup and magics a knife into slicing a piece off of a Vanilla/cherry cake, covered in a white chocolate fondant
>After nothing but politics, this was a fantastic way to end the day
>Trotting to the window, she looks outside and sighs at the beauty of her country
>She was so caught up in relaxation that she failed to see the strange form barreling towards her from the sky
>It smashes into her at high enough speeds to knock her out
>The figure gets up and turns to see an unfamiliar sight
>On the ground before him is an alabaster equine, splayed out and unconscious
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>You are Anon and once again, you K-Oed one of the most caring creatures that this land has to offer
>You know this part all too well, in about 20 seconds, the door will open and you get thrown in a dungeon
>Well if this is happening again, then you might as well try some of this cake
>You quickly spit it out, finding hay mixed in one of the layers
>The door creaks open
>And here it is, ready to further ruin what has already been a bad day, it's
"Princess Luna?"
>Looking at the ground, you see that Celestia's body has disappeared
>Along with some broken stone and a small counter
>"Hello Anonymous, it's been a while. Listen, WE have to speak with you"
>You must be dreaming
>Whatever Ponka Pone did must have put you to sleep
"Is it another horde of changelings that needs to be cleared?"
>You are unable to hide a bit of disgust in your voice
>In addition to working on the orchard, the princesses liked to call upon you to do their dirty business
>After seeing you pummel a manticore to death with a shovel, they learned something
>Humans make great killing machines
>The pay was impressive to say the least
>The only drawbacks were that the work was unstable and you felt like some kind of cheap mercenary at the end of the day
>"No that is not why we are here today"
"Well then what can I help you with?"
>You wouldn't make a remark about the tattoo on her ass
>Unlike her sister, Princess Luna scared the shit out of you
>Maybe it was her social awkwardness
>Or maybe it the fact that the night princess would use giant spiders to deliver letters to you
>Almost reading your mind, she says
>"Do not be afraid Anonymous, as we have learned of your phobia. We are here to discuss your relationship with Loyalty"
>You open your mouth to talk but she plugs it with a hoof
>"We don't mean in a condescending matter, but there are some things that you need to know first"
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>The room around you spins around wildly before you find yourself in what looks to be a living room
>Looking at the walls, you recognize the material around you as the same stuff that the Pegasi use for their homes
>You’re clothes are still gone
>You’re naked in someone’s house
“Can I get my clothes back?”
>”Lalalal I can’t hear you”
>There is a family of four ponies gathered around
>The father, a filly and a colt all have similar rainbow colored manes
>The mother; however, has a bubblegum colored coat and an unkempt, cerulean mane
>A crudely-made banner hangs over the door, it reads "BYE MOM" in magic marker
>The two foals are bickering
>"Dad, Pride said that I have a fat butt"
>"Yeah, well tell Dash to stop licking her hooves and touching me"
>This is so cute that you might have to call Wilford Brimley about your diabetus
>The mom looks like slightly annoyed
>The dad comes up with a genius way to make them stop
>"If you two don't stop, I'll take away your jump-ropes for a month
>Both of them stop their antics and go to hug their mother
>The father soon joining them
>Luna interjects
>"This was the last time that their family was whole. The mother went to Africolt to help starving zebras, where she contracted a fatal illness two years later"
>Your heart breaks
>Your eyes are unable to move from the happy pony family
>Not an ounce of knowledge about what the future holds
>Before you get too emotional, Princess Luna whisks you away to another place
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You are now anon
 
>You were going home after some drinking
>Well you didn't drink, it was all Rarity
>She invited you, only to start slamming drinks and not even throw you one
>Fuck this gay earth
>You hear a blood curdling scream,
>That sounded like Rainbow Dash so you take off in its direction
>When you get there, you see her injured and bawling her eyes
>The colors has drained from her body, leaving her once gorgeous coat, mane, tail, and feathers looking like a rain cloud
>A mixture of semen and blood is leaking from both of her holes and pooling on the ground
>"P-pppplease n-n-n-o m-m-ore"
>You get closer and she sees you
>Struggling to get the words out, she tries her best to say your name
>"N-nonAnonymous"
>You can't believe what you are seeing
>Rainbow Dash had just been raped by those three ponies
>She is lying there, semi-conscious and covered in various bodily fluids
>An unbelievable amount of rage fills your very soul
"YOU STUPID WHORE"
>The sudden outburst causes the traumatized pony to flinch
"I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND YOU REPAY ME LIKE THIS"
>She is obviously in a lot of pain, but you don't care
>She fucked around with your emotions and you weren't having it
"I GAVE YOU MY LOVE AND YOU GO OUT THEN FUCK THE WHOLE GODDAM TOWN"
>Her magenta eyes fail to meet yours
>You kick her in the face, sending more crimson liquid out of her body
>By this time, you have calmed down enough to stop screaming
"Look at me when I talk to you, you dirty cunt. You think that just because some stallions forced themselves on you, I wouldn't hate you?"
>You hear some coughing from her as she tries her best to keep the blood out of her throat
"It just proves that you're an ugly, useless excuse for a mare"
>To add insult to injury, you spit in her face before walking off
>Her crying being the only noise in that alley
>You had already left when you realized what you just did
>You run back to the alley and try to fix whatever you did but there is nothing there
>Not a shred of evidence towards Rainbow's presence
>Princess Luna floats down to your position
"What the fuck was that!?"
>"This is why we are here, Anonymous"
>She says with a tone of sympathy
>"That was the dream that she had in the hospital last. Though it may have ended, the fears that spawned it are all still there. Loyalty is in a very dark place right now and not even her friends can help. She is deathly afraid of losing you. Now if you don't want to be there as a lover, I won't force you, but please let her off easily."
>You take a few seconds to examine the situation
>Was she really that afraid of seeing you go?
>"I'll let you wake up now, I implore you to take my words into consideration"
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>You open your eyes and once again, you're in the park
>Looking right at you are Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight
>Pinkie's cannon had knocked you out cold
>Your condition caught the attention of several ponies who now started to gather around to see
>Without a second thought, you pull Rainbow Dash into a passionate kiss
>The crowd cheers and somewhere, a stallion yells "Get a room you two"
>Today was a frightening day
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>It's now night time and you can't sleep
>Thoughts of home cloud your mind
>It's been several months since you arrived
>You were living a good life before
>You think of the family and friends that you left behind and questions pour in
>Have they given up looking for you?
>Do they still think of you?
>or have you just become another picture on their mantles?
>Twilight had a mirror that was a portal to the human world
>Upon entering, you had found that it was just another version of this one
>There were no records of you or your family even existing
>Your last hope for getting home was shattered
>Or so you thought
>There was an ancient spell that might be able to send you home
>Twilight had been trying to find it ever since it was discovered
>She had spent nights just eating countless hours trying to help you
>You think of the friends that you made here
>Would you return to the life that you had, or would you stay and keep the life that you made
>You imagine your teary mother's face as she sees you for the first time in months
>Or your daughter wrapping her arms around you
>But then you think of your pony friends and the guilt of putting them through the same ordeal that your previous loved ones had gone through
>The girls would take it the worst
>Especially Rainbow
>You have undoubtedly had more of an impact on her life than anyp0ny else
>Luna's words echo in your head
>She needs you
>Just bring her along with you
>How would that even work?
>Would your family accept the two of you?
>You were just a man and a mare
>You two didn't care that you were different species
>Hopefully a walk will tire you out
>You get somewhat dressed and begin to head out when there's a knock on the door
>You open it to find Rainbow Dash is at the door
>"Can I come in?"
>Her eyelids look heavy
>Her mane is frizzled
"When have I ever told you no"
>You move out of the way to let her pass
>She flies up and gives you a smooch
>You can smell alcohol
>She jumps on your couch, knocking a few things off of the nearby coffee table
"So what brings you here?"
>"Just wanted to talk with math best buddy"
>She's pretty hammered
"Sure, I just need to do some things real quick"
>Knowing that it was going to be one of those types of nights, you put some tea to boil for her and ready some whiskey for yourself
>With a full teapot and a cold bottle ready, you decide that it's time
>Taking a seat next to her, you say
"What did you want to talk about?"
>"I wanted to say thenk ya fer being suchh a gud frien"
>What is that smell?
>A quick look partially confirms your suspicions
>In the time that you took to get chill your drink and put the tea to boil, she went and threw up on the floor
>So much for the new carpet
>It might be foul, but that's not the smell that caught your attention
>You decide to ignore it for now, being more concerned for Rainbow Dash
>She is struggling to keep herself up
>Maybe a hot cup full of tea isn't such a good idea
>"You're so niiicce to me so I have to tell you a secret"
>She says as she runs a hoof across your chest
>”I’ve always kind of liked you”
>You don't want her, not like this, not yet
>"Soooo, I wanted to be nice to you now" She says in an almost teasing manner
>Her body beginning to press up to yours, her face inching closer
>You want to try to stop her advances, but something is making it so hard right now
>She presses her lips onto yours and forces her tongue in
>All that you manage to taste is booze and vomit
>You don't mind as you are starting to get hot and bothered
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
>As almost through some kind of divine intervention, the teapot begins to whistle
>This gives you all of the edge that you need to get her off of you
"Tea's done"
>You run to the kitchen where you immediately start to feel better
>You take the teapot off of the heat then splash cold water on your face
"Holy shit"
>What happened to you?
>Even after drinking, you usually had enough willpower to resist their advances
>Did she drug you?
>You take a swig of whiskey to get the fowl taste of puke off of your tongue and spit it out into the sink
>It's probably for the best to stay sober
>You look back to Rainbow and she’s bent over as if she was looking for something
>Her tail moves away, giving you a full view of her vag
>Her clit pokes out and retreats like a shy groundhog
>You feel hot again
>After another splash of cold water, it dawns on you
>She knows something that you don't
>But you decide that it's best to confront her in the morning after she wakes up with a hangover
>For now you pour her tea and put some ice in it so that she doesn't burn herself
>You head back to the living room
>"Took ya long enough"
>This time you sit down across from her to avoid whatever it is that she did to you
>An annoyed look sits on her face
>"So where were we?"
>She makes a move, which you turn down
>She won't get the best of you
"I'm tired. Is there anything else, or did you just want a booty call?"
>You can't hide the contempt that you were feeling towards her
>No answer
>Was this a game to her?
"I know that you did something to me. I want to know why"
>So much for waiting
>"Anon"
>Was this what she did to her other suitors?
"What, were you tired of stallion dick and just wanted something exotic?"
>"Isss not like that"
"Then what's it like? BECAUASE TO ME THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE"
>"BECAUSE I'M UGLY"
>What
"What are you talking about?"
>"I'm juusst a ugly old mare an everyp0ny knows it"
>Her speech is better, maybe she's sobering up
"And drugging me helps how?"
>"It was my perfume, I would never do that to you"
>You recall that nasty smell from earlier
>"I couldn't even get you with Zecora's strongest mixes on my body"
>Rainbow begins to weep
"I still don't get it, why do you think that you're ugly"
>She proceeds to list several of her "flaws"
>It finally makes sense now
>And it took a drunk mare to tell you the truth
>She isn't pretty
>Not to a pony at least
>Her mane, her snout, her hooves, the shape of her wings
>A dozen little irks and quirks that made her too homely to get past the friendzone with any colt
>They always figured that's why she was trying so hard to be your 'bro'
>She could never do better than another ugly monster
>Apparently, she has the pony equivalent of albinism
>Rainbow Dash begins to weep
>"No one could ever love a rainbow haired freak"
>Her crime was wanting to feel pretty at least just for the night and you made her cry
>Way to be an asshole Anon
>You look for a possible way to get her to stop
>Those pheromones that she's wearing make you feel like bedding her without even making contact
>You instead opt for flicking her ear
>"Hey"
"Look, not to sound racist or anything but all of you horses look the same to me. I don't care about your "looks", I like you because of who you are. Only other one of you who could both outdrink and out eat me is Applejack, and I think that she's interested in Pinkie's snatch more than anything"
>She fails to stifle a chuckle
"Now let's get you cleaned up, you're making my house smell like shit"
>Rainbow gives out a laugh then punches you in the leg
>"Jerk"
 
>She gets in the tub
>You help clean her back and wings
>By the time you finish, she has sobered up completely
>She dries herself off and climbs into you bed
>You throw your arm around her and spoon with each other
>"Hey Anon?"
"Huh?"
>"Thanks"
>You kiss her on the head and get a whiff of her mane
>Smells like Old Spice Odor Blocker Body wash™
>You both quickly fall to sleep in your cuddle
>Looks like you have made your choice
>Tomorrow you were off to the castle to tell Twilight
 
>You make a note to ask Zecora for drugs in the future