>It's morning and after a long night of tossing and turning you feel like shit
>The little kitty clock mounted on your wall reads at 06:32
>Well you still have quite some time before having to head out
>You throw some fuel in a boiler and hop in the shower
>These ponies didn't have gas lines so if you wanted hot water this is how you got it
>At first the sudden burst of cold water makes you jump, it's followed by a torrent of warm water
>The events still transpired in your head
>Maybe if you were with her instead of slamming drinks with Rarity
>You get out and check the time again
>07:05
>Time to get dressed and make yourself breakfast
>A salmon fillet with some toast and some scrambled eggs
>The ponies were terrified of your diet at first but sopped caring soon after you were only eating fish
>As you raise the fork to take a bite, you find yourself unable to do so
"Fuck this, Duster, Come here boy!"
>Out comes the two-headed dog that you got from Fluttershy
>Your neighbors and friends, with the exception of the yellow Pegasus, are terrified of your pet
>Hell, Rarity damn near had a heart attack the last time that she came
>Fuck them, this thing is awesome
>Scratching his ears, you say
"You're just a harmless little dog, you wouldn't even hurt a fly"
>One of the heads licks your wrist, while the other playfully gnaws on your free arm
>That's when you feel something stuck in its mouth
>You reach in to grab it and pull out a spiral of keratin
>It's teal colored and has some blood on it
"That's enough dog for one morning"
>You slip your shoes on and head out the door
>It feels pretty nice outside
>One good thing about this place is that because the weather is dependent on the residents, it is rarely ever harsh during the summer
>The weather patrol had scheduled clouds for what would have otherwise been a scorching hot day
>Walking to the middle of town, you see Lily with her cart
>She sells flowers, and flower related foods
>In front of it is a short line
>Looking down at your watch you see that you still have about half an hour before visiting hours
>You don't see the small, pinto, earth pony that you just bumped in to
"Sorry about that"
>"Oi mate what the feck is ya problem? Can't ya see where ya going? You best piss off before you piss me off mate, I'm about three seconds away from clocking ya in ya gabber. Ya best step the feck back mate, otherwise it's about to get real feckin ugly here if you don't back the feck up”
"Look, I said I'm sorry"
>"WHAT THE FOOK DID'JA JUST SAY ABOUT ME MUM!?
>He pulls out a switchblade from underneath a bandanna
>"I'm ge'in real sick of this shit, ya stupid li'l wankah. I'm about to cut yo pecker up and put it in yo arse if ya keep this shit up. Neither the gaves or yo chav friends will save ya"
>A similarly colored mare with a bouquet in her mouth, whisks him away
>The colt takes one last opportunity to threaten you
>"Ya best watch yo feckin back, ya hear?"
>Now you're at the front of the line
>"Hello Anonymous, what brings you here today?"
"Hey Lily, I'm just picking up some flowers for a friend"
>She jokingly pokes you with a hoof
>"Looks like you found yourself a special somep0ny"
"It's not like that"
>You start to blush
"She’s in the hospital and I'm getting her something to help bring her up"
>"So what will it be?"
"Can I get a sandwich with yellow pansies?"
>She makes a scowl before giving you the flowers
>You pull some bits out to pay her, but she refuses them saying
>"If that mare is eating these, then she needs all of the help that she can get"
>You just shrug it off and head to the hospital
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ6KqzLwvF4
 
>You finally arrive at the Ponyville hospital
>It's 09:35
>Shit
>How the fuck did it take you almost two hours to get some food and come here?
>The clerk at the front desk tells you where Rainbow's room is
>The sound of the door gets her attention
>"Oh, hey Anon, I was wondering when you were going to come"
>You see some balloons around her bed
>They're your standard "get well" and "sorry"
>Except for one that says "Congratulations, Class of 1523"
>You sit in a chair next to the bed and set down the food on her stand
>You look at the blue mare
>You thought that she would look way worse, considering what the report was
"How are you feeling?"
>"A lot better now that Twilight used a spell to heal a lot of my injuries, but she stopped here because "It's good to take it too much magic at once""
>Some parts of her face were swollen, others just had bruises, there were a few cuts here and there
>Her lip is a little engorged
>The top of her snout looked fat and black
>The flesh around her left eye is a little swollen, the eye itself is bloodshot
>Her heart rate monitor is at a calm and steady pace
>How was she this calm?
>"Twilight gathered up the girls, they brought the balloons and a few flowers, Pinkie even tried to take her Party Canon™ but the nurses stopped her"
>She chuckled
>"It took a whole team of them to bring her down"
>you both start cracking up at the thought of Ponka trying to bring a reformed piece of artillery into a hospital
>A loud growl interrupts your guffaw
>Had it been any louder, you would have thought that it was a bear
"You hungry?"
>"AM I!? This food makes cardboard look appetizing. Why, whatcha got there?"
>You present her with the sandwich
>She eagerly grabs it and takes a bite
>Her eyes widen as she chews
>Rainbow Dash absolutely devours the rest of it
>You still can’t believe that such a little pony could eat like that
>She gives you a look that says "How did you know I love these?"
"Twilight told me that they're your favorite”
>"Yeah, most ponies dislike them because they're seen as cheap and bitter, but I think that they taste amazing"
>Apparently pansies are like the Pabst Blue Ribbon of flowers which makes your best friend is essentially trailer trash
>A few silent minutes roll by before she speaks up again
>"Listen anon, I wanted to say thank you for helping me back there"
>Moisture begins to gather in her eyes
>"I-they would not stop beating me and I didn't know they were going to”
>She looks at you
>The messed up eye pierces your heart
>"But you came and saved"
>A comforting hand grabs one of her hooves
>She lets out a small yelp
>You completely forgot how sensitive they are
>Your heart begins to
>You shift your seat to her bend and pull her into a warm embrace in one hand, the other one sifts through her Technicolor mane
>You try to mind the bruises, making sure not too squeeze too hard
>This calms her down somewhat as the beeping starts to slow, but is still faster than it was earlier
>You have hugged her before, but there was something different about this time
>She just looks so natural in your arms
>You two gaze in each other’s eyes and you find yourself getting lost amidst those magenta oceans
>Those eyes show a great deal of trust behind them
>The kind that say that you would lay down your life for her, just like she would for you
>They also say something else
>Your breath matches hers
>Even your heartbeats are in sync
>The two of you continue to stare at each other
>It's as though nothing else in the world matters
>Your body temperature begins to rise and there's a warm feeling in your chest
>There’s a lump in your throat and you know what’s going on
>Something is happening, something beautiful
>She is the first to speak up
>"I-I-I want to be yours Anon"
>She catches herself and puts a hoof to her mouth and winces soon after
>She must have forgotten about her lips
>"IAMSOSORRYPLEASEDON'THATEMEIDIDN'TMEANITIJUS-"
>You silence her with a gentle kiss on her mouth
>You pull away
>Her color is looking less like the sky, and more like Big Macintosh
>Quickly, she wraps her hooves around your head and pulls you into a real kiss, the pain that she's in is too mild to make her to hide her feeling
>You don't want this moment to end and neither does she
>Nurse Redheart enters the room and looks at the two of you
>Your hand is resting on her belly, but from her perspective, it looks like it's somewhere else
>Somewhere a lot lower
>"FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE TAKE IT OUTSIDE"
>The middle aged mare bites the back of your black blazer and begins to drag you outside
>As you are towed away, Rainbow shout "The doctor cleared me to leave at noon"
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You are now Rainbow Dash and you feel all giddy
>Anonymous just accepted you as you as his special somp0ny
>This is one of the best days of your life
>This makes you throw your biggest smile
>Better tone it down, you look like a little colt who just discovered what morning wood was
>Memories come back of how you used to tease your brother about it and tell him that it was Sunbutt's way of punishing him for being gay
>Now thinking back on it, this was probably what actually made him gay
>Well that and the dress-up sessions that you made him participate in
>But that's for a different day
>Anon, the clumsy oaf, was now all yours
>He didn't mind your wing shape
>Paid no attention to your Hereditary Rainbowism
>And came to your rescue
>You thought that he would hate you for being needy, that he could only be with a pristine mare
>But he didn't
>Few times, if any, have you felt this warm inside
>If only Mom could see you her little girl today
>Last month was the 8th year anniversary of her loss against her Encephalitis infection
>She picked it up trying to help hungry zebras Eastern Africolt
>You think about how she might have gotten along with Anon
>Thoughts of your possible future with him Anonymous occupy your thoughts
>Thoughts of: Your relationship, your wedding, your children, your grandchildren
>You imagine the both of you in your later years as little foals chase each other around the house
>They're being told to stop by…wait what would your kids even look like?
>Your imagination settles on a greenish Pegasus and a Human with multicolored hair
>You can't wait for love day
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You are Anon
>Back on the streets, you feel unstoppable
>Check the time and it's a quarter till eleven
>She should be getting out soon
"I know, I'll surprise her with a cupcake
>You stop by Sugarcube Corner and a familiar blue pony is on the register
>"Oh hello Anonymous, WHOAH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
>"She must be talking about your shiner
>After assuring her that you're okay, she gives with the usual cashier response
>"I'm glad to hear it, so how can I help you today?"
"Rainbow Dash is getting out of the hospital soon so I want to surprise her with something. Is there something that she usually orders from here?"
>"Well she likes to stop by here on the way home from work, but I'm not the one who manes the register on evenings"
>Manes
>This world and their horse puns are starting to get ridiculous
>"I'll go ahead and ask my husband"
>Three minutes later, she comes back with a tray full of muffins and Mr. Cake Tailing behind her with two milkshakes
>"Shtawburry cheesh" her voice distorted by the cardboard box
>The carrot colored stallion sets the milkshakes on the counter and begins to pack the baked goods into the box
"I'm sorry, I only wanted the one muffin"
>"These are on the house, after all we couldn't let you pay for saving a local hero"
>These ponies really are too nice
>You still have a question though
"Why?"
>The orange pony behind the counter asks
>"Why what?"
"Why are you doing this? Back home if I went to a restaurant and wanted to order something, they would tell me to hurry up and not stall the line. Here there are easily six other customers behind me and they don't seem to care"
>The both of them look sad
>Mrs. Cake speaks up, her eyes puffy and wet
>"It's a shame to hear that that's how businesses treat their customers where you're from. Here in Ponyville, we take care of our own. Now you're just as much of an Equestrian as anyp0ny here, to us however, you're like family"
>Fuck
>You weren't prepared for that answer
>It hit you deep that these ponies would care so much for someone so different from them
>When you first got here, they provided you with food at no charge
>When you tried to repay them, they turned down you money
>Your eyes begin to sting
>Don't fucking cry Anon Y. Mous
>Don't you dare fucking cry
>-Captain, the water pressure is too much!! The valves can't take it!
>Hold her steady
>-She's gonna blow!!!!
>Your hands begin to shake as twin trails of tears escape from their ducts
>You're crying like a bitch
>Anonymous, the tamer of an Orthros, the bad ass omnivore who slayed a manticore, is now crying in front of everyp0ny
>You bend down and wrap your arms around both of their necks
"Thank you, for everything you have done for me. I don't think that I've ever seen the kindness that your family has shown me"
>You feel to hooves rub on your back
>Remembering why you came in the first place, you say your farewells to the Cakes and head back to the hospital with the food and the milkshakes
 
>By the time that you get to the hospital, your eyes had cleared up and your tears dried
>The receptionist at the front desk points you in the direction of the infirmary and the same nurse from earlier escorts you to the door, shooting you a dirty look in the process
>There you see Rainbow in a wheelchair, she's leaning backwards and balancing on the back wheels
>When you ask about it, the nurse informs you that it's just hospital procedure and she will be able to walk on her own
>"A very tough pony that one is, she's been here 19 times since she moved from Cloudsdale and every time she has managed to get back up and dust herself off"
>She opens the door, and you try to enter, but she stops you
>Pointing one hoof at her eyes, then at you, she moves out of the way of you and your treats
>Upon taking just two steps in, Rainbow Dash perks up and takes off on the wheel chair, launching herself towards you
>Just when you brace yourself for the hit, she stops just a few inches away
>"You didn't think that this hospital would make me rusty, did you?"
>She looks at the package in your hands
>"You brought milkshakes, and what's in the box?"
"I'll tell you when we get out and are away from anything fragile"
>With hooves now crossed and a scowl, she mutters "party pooper"
>You set down the milkshakes and with a quick boop to the nose, her demeanor turns into that of the Rainbow Dash that you met a bit over an hour ago
>A red streak begins to paint her light colored, cerulean face
>She's blushing alright, and blushing hard
"You ready to leave?"
>Rainbow gets off of the chair, knocking it to the ground in the proccess
>There's your answer
>Dash starts heading for the door and you follow her
>"AHEM"
>The nurse stops the both of you and points to the overturned wheelchair
>A defeated duo exits the hospital, one being wheeled around by the other
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>After you left, you returned the chair to the hospital
>You took the muffins with you so that the surprise wouldn't be ruined
>Once you exit, Rainbow looks to damn happy
>All that she says is "Watch this" before taking off into the sky
>You take a spot on a nearby bench when an orange filly, with a purple mane, pulls up on a scooter and sits next to you
>"She's so awesome"
>She's wearing an old bellhop coat with a tin can strapped to her head
"Oh, hey uhhh"
>You have seen her before and try to recall her name, but you keep forgetting
>She sees your puzzled face and says
>"Scootaloo, my name is Scootaloo"
"Sorry"
>You first met each while watching Rainbow practice her stuff
>She was frightened by your appearance, and you were annoyed with hers, but eventually you warmed up to each other
>Somewhat at least
>Your eyes dart back to Rainbow
>You've seen this routine a few times, but the little pony sharing the bench with you looks like she's about to fall out of her seat
>She made a few rings out of some clouds and now she’s soaring up high
>She then pulls into a nosedive through the rings and shatters the sound barrier
>Blasts of rainbow jet out of the gaps in between the rings
>The little pony right next to you screams as loud as she can
>"YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
>FUCK
>That hurt
>I was like if someone blew an air horn right in your ear
>you make a note to get your ears checked out sometime later
>Rainbow Dash touches down right in front of you two, panting
>"He-hey squirt"
>Scootaloo runs to her idol and begins assaulting her with praise
>”Whoa easy there girl, I’m glad to see you too”
>Rainbow pulls her into a hug
>"What's with the monkey suit anyway, no offense Anon"
“None taken”
>Scootaloo reaches into her coat and pulls out a piece of paper
>”Oh, you have a telegram from a Paul Randy in San Franciscolt”
>Hmmm Randy
>Randy?
>Out of any conceivable name in this land, this is the one that actually surprised you
>Nothing like “Dew Sunset” or “Lightning McThundercunt”
>Just Randy
>Rainbow Dash goes on to read the letter
>"Dear Rainbow Dash (laugh)
 
        It's me, your younger twin brother's partner, Randy. I received a notice saying that you were in some trouble so Rainbow Pride and I wanted to come by to check up on you. Hope that you're still not mad about me stealing all of your food. Anyway, if everything is right, we should be there in two days, maybe three depending on how much fun Hearts and Hooves is.
 
Love you darling,
 
Randy
P.S. If the telegraph carrier asks for some money, feel free to hit to hit her with some newspaper as she has already been paid"
 
>"My brother and his husband are coming over in two days”
>Scootaloo asks
>"You have a brother?"
“There’s a Randy here?”
>Some moments later, you decide to see if Scootaloo would want to go eat with you
"Hey Scootaloo"
>The mandarin colored Pegasus turns her head towards you
"Do you have any other telegrams to deliver?"
>"Nope"
"Well do you want to eat with us?"
>The smile that develops on this pony could be used to power cities
>Hnnng, your heart
>”Where at!!”
“I really don’t know yet”
>Scootaloo throws your box in a wagon that she's towing
>"What are we waiting for, let's hurry up and gogogo"
>She then grabs Rainbow Dash by the tail and begins to flutter her wings, despite mare's protests
>Scootaloo just takes off, wings buzzing, dragging your scared somep0ny about like an old blanket
>Rainbow Dash plants her hooves on the ground, but this doesn't stop the young equine
>You're impresses as the earth behind them was plowed, giving evidence to the little filly’s power
>You're about to just let them do their own thing when it dawn's on you
>Earlier you had set your blazer on the wagon because you were starting to sweat like a pig
>The keys to your house were inside one of the pockets
>She also has the milkshakes
>Along with a bag full of bits
>You don't even know what they're planning on doing after that, or how far will they go before she lets Rainbow loose
>Quickly, you take off and sprint in the direction of the tilled ground
"Hey you crazy ass horses, wait for me
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>After much looking, you had finally find them
>They're at the park, doing a number on the muffins
>Scootaloo is happily sipping on your shake
>Rainbow is must be telling her some kind of story by the way that she constantly talks, seemingly only stopping to take another bite out of her muffin and to answer Scootaloo
>You consider approaching them, but then decide against it, this scene being way too cute to interrupt
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>You are now, wait for it, hoo-Scootaloo, Pegasus filly extraordinaire
>You are at the park, sipping on Anon's milkshake
>It's his loss and really, you just don't give a buck
>Your hero, Rainbow Dash, is here too
>Well you kind of did physically drag her here
>She is telling you about the time that she and Anon fought off Captain Seastorm's band of angry ghost pirates
>You're loving every minute of it
>"Just when all hope seems lost, Anon crushes the last of the gems, setting the ship on fire and knocking him out in the process"
>This story is just too awesome
>"I've already lost a great deal of blood, by I still manage to lift Anon onto my back and we escape the doomed ship, but there's still the deadly apparitions. I'm trying my best to carry Anon and avoid the spirits and the traps when he manages to wake up, and with the last of his energy starts fending off the ghosts. Giving me enough breathing room to escape, right as the cave collapses behind us"
>Please don't stop
>"With empty pockets, but our lives still intact, we watched as the fiery galleon drifts into the sunrise, never to be seen again"
"Whoa"
>"Yeah, whoa. Anyway Princess Celestia held a ceremony for us later that week, where she made Anon a first class citizen"
>You always loved Dash's stories, with the exception of the scary ones
>The two have done this almost every weekend for the past year
>Ever since she agreed to take you under her wing and be like your big sister
>It's been harder to keep it constant since Anon first came, but you know he's not doing it on purpose
>In fact he actually helps you with quite a bit of things
>"But enough about me, let's talk about you. How are you doing in school?"
>Anon has helped you with your homework
>How he knows so many things is beyond you
>When you asked, he just replied “Google nigguh”
 >You still have no idea what either of those words mean
"Really good, the principal even called me into her office to give me an award and recommend me for the smart kid classes"
>You look at Rainbow, her face beaming with pride
"But I don't know if I'm going to go into them"
>Her expression takes a U-turn, into that of frustration
>"WHAT WHY NOT?"
>You didn't think that she would snap back at you for that
"It's just that it means that I won't be able to be around Applebloom or Sweetie Belle and they're my best friends.
>She was about to say something, but let's you continue instead
"It's hard enough as it is with the bullying after they found out that I like mares"
>You feel yourself breaking down
"I'm already that crippled lesbian blank-flank, the last thing that I need is more material to give them"
>Dash wipes a tear away from under your eyes and pulls you into a tight hug
>A hoof rubs your back
>This contact gets you a little hot as you feel your mare bits begin to contract a bit, giving off a few winks
>Dammit fema-boner, go away
>"In a few years, do you know where those bullies are going to be in life?"
"N-no"
>"Well neither do they. They're afraid that someone smarter than them is going to do better than them so they have to pull others down to their level. When you're older, you'll be in an office somewhere, when they'll be breaking their backs for a fraction of your paycheck. Keep your head high, and if they still don't like you, well then buck them"
>The sudden use of the swear word causes you to giggle
"Hey you said a bad word"
>You two break up your hug and continue to munch on your muffins
BOOOOOOM
>The loud noise caused you to drop your little treat
>Looking to the source of the sound, you see Anon lying on the grass
>Behind him is Pinkie Pie laughing her head off, next to her is her Party Canon™
>"Wow that was louder than I expected, you should have seen the look on your face Nonnon. You were all like duuuuh"
>She imitates someone fainting on that last word
>Pinkie Pie begins to prod him with a hoof
>"HELLO PINKIE TO NONNY?"