>Day fishfucking in Equestria
>You wake up in your fishing boat/govt housing at the conveniently placed docks on that edge of ponyville most p0nies never seem to notice.
>You jump from your bunk and attack the day!
>Shag carpeting hits your toes upon landing. feelsgoodman
>run SSS.bat
>The toilet was just a little bit warmer than your love life
>considering that you are required to pay 75% of the docking fees.
>Lousy pone parliamentary democracy.
>Twilight offered to magic the boat onto land.
>but apples and sweets could no longer ease your craving for meat.
>Pones don't eat meat but as long as you're not killing an ungulate, they claim they tolerate others' diets,
>Seafood to eat and trading seafood with griffins, seemed a better choice than murdering a cow.
>So at least you had chicken, and a shit ton of fish.
>Your last job was some temp work helping with the Applebuck harvest, so you were already in shape.
>Pones think climbing a tree and thumbs are more impressive than flying.
>Strange is Celestia buys live eels.
>Hmm, are alicorns omniverous?
>Just then you hear a knock on your door.
>"A-anon? I know your inside there, come out...i-if that's alright with you..."
>You open the door to see your friendly neighborhood sex offender, Fluttershy.
>More well known for being the Element of Kindness and friend to all critters,
>less for being a dock warden for her father and the rapiest pone in all Equestria,
>with an insatiable obsession for monkey dick.
>Her family owns all the other fishing vessels and the docks.
Naturally, they hate your guts for being competition. But not Amarillo timid.
>"Anon, you can't just not pay your ship's fuel. Its been 3 fillups since you paid."
Why do have to break my balls Shy? I'm casting out in 3 days. One more extension?
>She raises one brow as you say that last word.
>"Speaking of 'extension'..."
>You proceed with your bribe and hand her a sample of your jizz in a corked testtube.
>She chugs it down like a 5 Hour Energy while you look away in disgust.
>"Mmmm, fishy."
Thanks I try.
>"Fine. But how are you going to fish without at least one shipmate?"
Don't you worry your pretty gigantic head, I'm heading out to get one.
>"Anon, I love your passion when it comes to this, but all your last ones quit due to your temper."
>"With my family having the clear monopoly on dredging and your work demeanor on top, how can you do this?"
>"Just let me get you a job on one of ours. Then maybe daddy will bless us."
>She daydreams happily about being married to Anon.
>A scene complete with a gift table covered in dragon dildos and bdsm gear.
>You snap at her with the rage of a thousand white hot suns ,rousing her from her fantasy.
You wouldn't understand!
My family on Earth have been doing this for generations! Its all I know.
>"Oh anon, you don't know when to stop."
I could say the same of you.
>"Btw, I'm heading to Sugarcube Corn-"
Yeah sure.
>She promptly faces towards town and arches up her hindquarters.
>You get a running start and cunt punt her clear over the rooftops.
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~!"
>You notice a stream following her projectile motion.
>Ahh shit! All over your new rubber boots!
>You get an upside down frown as you inhale the salty air deeply as gulls caw.
>Today could be worse.
>At least you weren't
Fucking Fluttershy
 
-end part 1