scott   >being an evil little shit named Scott >you got expelled from school several months ago for drug possession. just a little weed - fucking fascists. >you spent a couple of months playing X-Box, smoking, and eating Doritos. >you used to have a stupid ass fluffy pony you liked to fuck with, but after you put him in the toilet dad gave him away >the old man kicked you out a couple of months ago. you actually turned 18 six months ago but he said he was giving you a grace period >balls. >you’ve stayed with a few friends on and off since then >you’re sort of a professional “Guy on the Couch”. >fucking bored, man. >roomie is working night shift. supposed to bring home some choice schwag on his way home. >but that’s not for five fucking hours >kinda want to see your pony again. >wait a second… the old man gave him to some breeder in town, right? maybe you can sneak in and steal him >you dress up in black cargo pants, black hoodie, and borrow a pair of your roommate’s work gloves >throw some bolt cutters, a hammer, a blow torch, wire cutters and a pry bar in your backpack >this is gonna be cool. >look up the breeder’s address online. huh… three of them in town. who the fuck knew people would pay for stupid ass ponies? >oh well… try the first one. it’s closest. >first place is about a half mile away. it’s a small farm with a barn out back >looks like the farmer or whoever went to bed. it’s 2am anyway. no one else is up. >peep through one of the windows. looks like the entire bottom floor of the barn is a big fluffy pen >soft hay and wood chips all over the floor. you can see five mares laying on the ground. >three of them each have a pair of foals that they’re holding, letting them drink their milk >the third has a single foal that it’s cuddling against its chest. >the fourth appears to have some blood and slime oozing down its backside. it’s leaning over a foal on the ground, crying >it looks like she just gave birth to a single foal but it didn’t survive. bummer. >you don’t see any males. maybe they keep them on the second floor >pop the padlock with the bolt cutters >sneak inside. the mares feeding their babies perk their ears up. the crying fluffy doesn’t even look at you >”new fwen?” “man bwing nummies?” “fwesh nummies foah babehs?” >you forgot how annoying the voices were >climb up the ladder, check out the second level. nope… no males. they must keep them in the house or they hire out for studs >climb back down the ladder and hit the floor, you hear a squeak and crying. >godammit. >one of the gray fluffy’s stupid foals got away from her and got under you. you just landed on its tail. >its crying like a little kid >”ahhhhhh! mama! mama! taywl huwty! huwtyyyyyyy!” >you try to shush the stupid thing, it just bawls to its mother. >the mother, a fat, stupid-looking unicorn, waddles over and tries to hug the baby. >”mama hewe! mama hewe! giff huggies! dunn cwy babeh!” >the mother gives you a dirty look >”stoopid hooman.” >”What the fuck? Your stupid baby got under my feet! Be a better mother, you dumb cunt.” >she blows a raspberry at you while cuddling the sobbing foal >you know what? no. fuck that shit. >you’re gonna give that fucking thing something to cry about >grab it by its broken tail. its tiny legs moving a mile a minute. still crying. >”mummy! hewp! hewp!” >”i sowwy! i sowwy! pwease no take babeh! no huwt babeh!” >kick her in the face. the other foal she was milking holds on tightly to its mother’s fluff, sobbing as well >you whip out the blow torch and burn all the fluff off the thing’s ass and rear legs. the flesh is charred and red >”AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! why mama no save babeh!? why huwt poopie pwace! wahhhhhhhhhhhh!” >you toss the screeching blob to the ground. it crawls pathetically with its front legs, dragging its charbroiled legs behind it >the mother reaches out instinctively for the baby, but you keep her at bay with a threatening boot >after crawling a couple of feet you take the hammer and smash the baby’s torso with it. blood sprays from its mouth and poop from its tiny anus >a few intestines lay on the ground underneath it >you pick it up by the tail and toss it to the mother >”I think I broke your shit. Ha ha ha!” >the other foal is still gripped tightly on its mothers fluff. the mother is in tears, silently weeping over it dead foal >by now, of course, the other mares are weeping as well, trying to protect their babies from any harm >only the mare with the stillborn baby sits there, staring at you. >”What the fuck are you looking at?” >”mah babeh ded. it cowme out ded. otha mummies make fun of fwame fo haff bad babeh. it not fwame’s fawlt.” >the mare doesn’t seem afraid of you. in fact, it keeps giving angry glares at the other mares. >she’s a little skinnier than the others, a little younger. she’s an earth pony - orange with red mane and tail >”They made fun of you, huh? Which ones?” >”all uff dem.” >you stomp up to the mare that had only one foal when you came in. you grab it from her. >naturally it screeches, reaching desperately for its mother. the mother actually tries to bite your ankles. >which is about as effective as a 1 year old pinching your ankles. >this foal is about the same size as the one you burned. it’s small, maybe only a week or two old >”mama! mama! mama! scawed! scawed! hewp!” >both the mother and foal are pegasus ponies. >the baby flutters its tiny wings rapidly. might be some sort of call for help. >the mother keeps trying to jump up to get it back, but can only get a few inches off the ground. >boot her in the face. she flies backwards against the wall >you clip the legs off the foal with your wire cutters. it screams each times. its eyes are wet and pink from crying so much >keep two fingers clamped over its mouth. it’s not calling for help now. >”Let’s see if you can fly without that extra weight!” >you toss the foal high into the rafters of the barn. it flutters its wings maddeningly, trying to lessen its fall >unfortunately, its wings won’t be anywhere near effective for another month or so. it plummets to the ground. >there is a sickening crunch. it landed on its side, probably cracking a few ribs. it flops on the ground pathetically, each time making it screech in pain >the mother hobbles over to it to give huggies. if it doesn’t die, it’ll be fucked up for life. >”You fucking bitches laugh at her, too?” >one of the mothers with twins, a green unicorn with chocolate brown mane and tail, cries for their lives. >”we juwst joke! didn wann be meanie! juss joke!” >”Jokes, huh.” >you pry her mouth open and jam one of her foals down her throat. they both flail their legs crazily, each losing air. >for good measure you grab its other foal and throw it at the wall. it’s impaled on a huge nail. lucky shot. >you turn your attention to the last mare - a white and brown palamino with a black tail and mane. >her babies are larger… probably doe to be weaned soon >grab one and beat the shit out of it with your crowbar. >smack the mother in the head with it >you look at flame, who is now sitting next to you. >”What do you wanna do now?” >”i wann dem awl ded.” >the remaining foal of the mare you smacked with the crowbar, a light blue one with a golden tail and mane, is wandering after its mother, asking for milk >blood is oozing out of the mother’s nose and she’s in a daze. >flame waddles up to the foal and stomps on it with her front feet, then tears into its soft throat with what little teeth she has >somehow, she manages to kill the foal with her soft feets and tiny nubs of teeth >”We better get outta here.” >flame looks up at you >”You coming or what?” >”whewe you gonn, hooman?” >”Home… then find more fluffies to kill.” >”den fwame comm wiff.” >you pick up the fluffy and hurry back to your roommate’s place >clean up flame in the sink. she doesn’t even complain about the hot water >”dis wook wike stawt uff bootifwul fwenship. wut yoo name?” >”My name’s Scott. And we’re going to kill them all.”