>you are fluffy pony martini, a pale green unicorn with darker green mane >you are good at your job of giving special hugs to pretty mare unicorns >most fluffy ponies don’t even have jobs. too bad for them. >BIG MAN chose you because you are healthy and smart. but you are not smarty friend. >you don’t like smarty friends. they’re mean and selfish. >you know violet’s belly has gotten big. she can barely move in her cage. >she can’t make poopies in her litter box that well. that makes BIG MAN upset but it’s not violet’s fault! >BIG MAN complains about cleaning up her poopies and says he will have to feed her less so she doesn’t get so fat >the White Sky Ball came. now it is starting to go away. you know it’s time for buzzy tool. >BIG MAN opens your cage and puts you on The Table. you don’t like The Table. >it smells like the water BIG MAN once put on your boo-boo when you got hurty from your cage door. >it’s also where BIG MAN hurts fluffy ponies >BIG MAN puts you on your back and holds your tummy with his big paw. BIG MAN’s paw is almost as big as your whole body >BIG MAN takes out buzzy tool. the noise makes you scared. you feel tears in your eyes >”Jesus christ, will you relax, Martini?” >you are shaking a little but BIG MAN’s paw holds you still. buzzy tool makes fluff disappear between your legs >your happy thing is exposed again and a little cold. >”You’ve got some poop caught in your fluff here, Martini.” >you barely manage to lift your head enough to see the buzzy tool taking away the fluffy on your belly >”wher fwuff go?” >”Trash bag, like usual.” sighs BIG MAN. >he stands you up on the table. your legs are wobbily. >”Took a little more than usual… exercise those legs while you can, bucko.” >”but my name nawt bucko my name mawtini.” >”Quiet, Martini.” >BIG MAN places you back in your cage. your legs now unhindered by excess fluff, you trot around the inside of your cage > >some time later > >you wake up and hear yelling. BIG MAN and new human are yelling at each other. >you see all the other fluffies watching. some of them are scared. >”It’s bullshit, Nathaniel! How fucking hard is it to go to the park or the woods and find fucking ferals?” >”I’m telling you, man… they’re moving away from this area. I used to get herds of two dozen or more. Now it’s a couple here, a couple there.” >”We need more breeders. Believe it or not people pay good money for our foals.” >”I know that.” >”They pay good money because we IQ test them. We get them smart and healthy. And then we can get foals that are strong and intelligent.” >”I get it! But I can’t give you what I don’t have.” >”Well find a new place to hunt them. How hard can it be? This is New Jersey. We got bears up north but otherwise there’s no natural predators.” >”The fuck are you talking about? There’s turkey vultures, hawks, dogs, even timber rattlesnakes.” >”Well Jesus, Nathaniel. It’s not like we’re in Ari-fucking-Zona and everything that moves will kill them.” >”True, but it’s also the most densely populated state which means more cars, more people taking them to adoption centers, more Chinese restaurants…” >”Wait, what?” >”Oh, come on… you don’t think that was really Hunan BEEF you were eating earlier, do you?” >”Just go find me some fluffies.” >”Fine, fine.” >new human goes away. BIG MAN leans back on The Table and glances around the room. >”Shit.” >”daddy! viowet need make poopies!” >*sigh* “For the last time, Violet, I’m not your… oh shit. You’re birthing!” >birth? you know that word - it means new fluffy babies! >some of the other mares start chattering at violet about her new babies. >”viowet hungwy” >”You can eat after you have the babies.” >”viowet wann eat naow.” >”SHUT UP, VIOLET!” >BIG MAN opens her cage and puts her on The Table, then moves violet onto a towel. he flips her on her back. >”Come on. Frank’ll be back with lunch soon.” >”viowet no wann have babehs! viowet wanna EAT!” >BIG MAN’s eye twitches. you know what’s coming if violet doesn’t behave. >REALLY bad fluffys make BIG MAN’s eye twitch. you shudder, remembering their screams. >”Violet, do NOT fuck with me today. You help push those foals out and you clean them and feed them.” >”no! viowet no wann babehs. viowet wanna EAT! EAT EAT EAT! viowet wann nummies NAOW!” >she actually manages to lean forward and bite BIG MAN’s hand. her bite is weak but BIG MAN is really mad now. >”You. Fucking. Cunt. You’re about to have a REALLY bad day.” >”viowet no! pwease no make bigman mad! pwease have babehs!” >”Quiet, Martini. Eat your food. This little girl just made a big mistake.” >”ohno! viowet pwease take cawe babehs!” >BIG MAN goes to sunset’s cage. she is a purple earth pony with a yellow and orange mane. she’s beautiful. >”Congratulations, Sunset. Time to ween your foals.” >BIG MAN roughly removes three foals from suckling on Sunset’s teats. they were born when the White Sky Ball came. >”no pwease dun take babehs! not weady fo fluffy food yet! need momma milkies!” >”Take it up with management, Sunset.” >BIG MAN wraps a blankie around the inside of a plastic crate and tosses the crying foals into it. >”monstah man take babehs from mommy! pwease go back to mommy!” >BIG MAN is getting angrier. he leans over the three scared foals. >”SHUT THE FUCK UP!” >amazingly, the foals stop their crying. they’re hugging each other for support. >BIG MAN throws the crate into an open cage. >”You stay quiet or you don’t get food and water later.” >the three foals huddle together in their crate, afraid to come out. they’re safer there for now >BIG MAN goes back to The Table. violet has managed to flip onto her belly and is trying to negotiate dropping to the floor >”The hell you will, girl.” >BIG MAN grabs violet by the back of her head and roughly flips her onto her back again >”you no huwty viowet!” >”You squeeze those goddam babies out now or I swear to god they will die inside that fat stomach of yours.” >”no wanna!” >violet puffs her cheeks and blows a raspberry at BIG MAN. you hide under your blankie. you don’t want to see what happens next >you hear a *smack* and violet starts crying. peeking out from under your blankie you see fresh blood flowing from her nose >”viowet pwease donn make bigman mad” you whisper >BIG MAN pours the smelly water on violet’s tummy >”Gotta disinfect you, bitch.” >”violet no like smewwy wawa!” >”Don’t care.” >BIG MAN takes cutty knife and slices it down violet’s belly. the cutty knife is small but the blade is really sharp >violet is now screaming in pain and crying for BIG MAN to stop >”I thought you were hungry, bitch. I’m just making room.” >BIG MAN plucks out four blind, wet foals. he lightly smacks violet across the face with each one. >”Gotta make them cry so they clear their throats. It’s science.” he growls. >BIG MAN lays his heavy tool box on top of violet’s crying, bleeding body. >”Now don’t go anywhere.” >”naooooow! huwties! huwties so bad! pwease no take babehs! viowet sowwy! pwease no more huwties!” >”You had your chance, shithead.” >BIG MAN plops the foals down next to sunset. >”Sunset, you clean them and feed them. Understand?” >sunset, already upset at having her foals taken before weening time, is crying from seeing violet getting carved up >her voice is barely above a whisper >”sunset take cawe of viowet babehs. pwease no huwty sunset.” >BIG MAN slams the door shut, scaring the newborns again. sunset silently licks them clean >her eyes never leave the bloody, twitching body of violet, barely visible under the tool box. >BIG MAN moves the tool box. >”daddy pwease viowet no wann huwtie no mowr! viowet sowwy she make daddy mad! pwease make huwty stop!” >”I told you,” BIG MAN says, taking a power drill from the tool box, “I ain’t your daddy.” >BIG MAN puts the power drill under violet’s chin. you hide under your blankie again >you hear the sound of the Drilly Tool. BIG MAN usually uses it to fix The Room. >you know exactly what he’s doing with it now. >violet’s cries are reduced to a gurgle, then silence >”What the fuck is this shit?” >”Fucking bitch didn’t want to take care of her newborns and she fucking bit me.” >”Jesus, man… couldn’t you just beat her ass with a newspaper?” >”we can’t be breeding bitches that are so uppity.” >”well I hope to shit Nathaniel finds some more ferals, because we’re starting to run out. >”Lemme see what I can do. I’ll bet I know a place we can find a bunch of them.” >”Fine. Clean this fucking mess up, though.” >BIG MAN scrapes violet’s carcass into the trash can >”Hey, Martini… you want to go for a walk and really exercise those legs?” >”Go… wawk? owside?” >”That’s right, buddy. We’re gonna go find some new friends for you.” >”new fwends? fo huggies and pway? an special hugs?” >”That’s right.” >you’ve already forgotten about violet. you get to go outside! the other fluffies will be so jealous! >”less go find new fwens!” >looks like it’s going to be a good day after all.