>you are Martini, a pretty kick ass fluffy pony. >you’re about to position yourself on the mewling, hapless, legless fluffy, Fluffershy. >she’s scared and crying. she doesn’t want your special hugs. but BIG MAN will put the hurt on you both if you don’t. >suddenly the door in the other room flies open >”They can’t stop us all!” >several humans covered in fluffy poopies barge into the office. they don’t smell pretty. >”rape! there’s rape going on right there!” says human #1. He’s wearing a Blood on the Dance Floor t-shirt >”It’s not rape, morons, they’re animals.” >BIG MAN is mad. >another human runs up and grabs you by one leg, pulling you up, off of Fluffyshy. you feel a piercing pain in your leg and cry out >”Motherfucker, you drop that pony right now.” >BIG MAN is mad. human #2 is wearing a stupid-looking hat. he drops you back in the Special Hugs Nest. >you land on your feet but there’s a searing pain in your front right leg. >”owies! bigman! bad hooman give owies!” >human #2 looks down at you in shock, then to BIG MAN. >”I’m… I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to hurt…” >before BIG MAN can move around The Table to hurt human #2, human #1 picks up Fluffyshy and throws her across the room at BIG MAN. she squeals. >”eeeeeeeee! hewwwwwwwwp!” >Fluffyshy bounces off BIG MAN’s head and falls to the ground. you hear bones break. she’s squealing in pain now. >”You dumb sons of bitches. You come in here and mess with our business… and all you succeed in doing is fucking up a couple of fluffies.” >human #2 is still in shock - he looks sorry for hurting your leggie. >human #1 is angrier and doesn’t seem sorry. he pulls human #2 out of the room. >Frank-who-you-never-see is chasing a couple of other humans out of his office. they all leave and he locks the door >”Jesus.” >”Fucking assholes.” >”Any damage?” >”Shit… they hurt Martini… and I think they killed the retard.” >BIG MAN picks you up and puts you on the table. your eyes are wet with tears. >”Lemme see. Lemme see it. MARTINI! Stop moving and let me see.” >you stop writhing around in pain long enough for him to see your hurt leggie. he grips it, yanks it and pushes it. >the pain is blinding, but then ceases. >”Just dislocated. I’ll get you some aspirin in a minute.” >BIG MAN picks up the limp body of Fluffershy. Blood oozes from the side of her mouth. >he sets her on The Table. she’s still conscious. >”whyyyyy whyyyyy huwwwwwt fwuffershy… squeeeeeeee…” >”Some people need to shut the fuck up and find better things to complain about.” >Fluffershy goes limp. BIG MAN closes her eyes. >you see red lights through the window. Blue Uniform Men are coming to chase off the other humans >BIG MAN pushes a pill down your throat and gives you some water. the pill is dry and bitter >”You’ll feel better after that.” >”peeple awe asshoes.” >”They sure are.”