>Be a drug dealer.
>Decide to grow marijuana on garden fluffies.
>It's genius!
>Moving pot plants that can run away from the fuzz if they try to bust you!
>You've got a herd of two dozen of them down in the compound.
>They love all the light and coo whenever Pedro waters them.
>Plus the stuff is great.
>Your guys on the street can't sell enough.
>You're looking to expand the herd soon.
>The garden fluffies bitch and moan when you de-plant them, but then they love you when you re-plant them.
"Senor, senor!"
"What, Pedro?"
"One of the fluffies! She escaped!"
>Shit.
 
>Be garden fluffy.
>The man planted some seeds on you.
>You love plants!
>You try your best to keep the plants strong and healthy.
>Today that meant going outside and getting lots of sunshine.
>You're walking in the woods.
>So many beautiful plants!
>You hope your plants are as beautiful.
>Two strangers are approaching!
"Whoa, dude.  Is that a fluffy pony?"
"Naw, it's one of those fluffy ponies."
"Dude, it's got weed on it's back!"
"Dude!"
>They run up to you.
>You hope they want to water your plants.
"I am garden fluffy.  Do you have water?"
"Shut up, gawd.  I hate their baby talk."
"Let's take the weed and hit it!"
>They want to take your plants.
>That means that you'd have no plants.
>You can't be happy with no plants!
"No!  Don't take my plants!"
"Shut up!"
>They rip your plants out.
>That hurts.
>You should say something.
"Ow!"
>They're hurting you by pulling your plants out.
"Stop pulling my plants out!"
"Sorry, I don't understand babytalk.  Stupid fluffy."
"Dude, let's go!"
>They run away.
>They took your plants!
>You are nothing without your plants.
>You try to process what it means to be nothing.
>You can't.
>You get sad because you can't think of what that means.
"Noooooo!"
>You lie down and cry.
>This is the saddest you've ever been.
 
ENDING BY ANONYMOUS:
 
>You hear voices in the distance
>"Where did you get that herb, hijo de puta? Did you pull it off our fluffy, hmm? Do you know what the penalty is for stealing our stuff, amigo?"
>"No, man, I just found it... EEEYYAAAAGH!!!"
>You have no idea what any of this means.
>A familiar human comes back and puts some fresh seeds on your back.
>You are something again!
>He gives you some special fertilizer to help the seeds grow.
>It's a red liquid, and he seems to have plenty of it on hand.