>Be Anon
>And you’re scared shitless
>You’re bed lying in your bed, not wanting to move
>You heard you bedroom door creak open less than an hour ago
>It was secured shut
>This has been happening for the past couple of nights
>You noticed about a month ago that your door was always open even when you’re sure you closed it
>You decide to stay up one night to investigate
>Nothing happened for a few hours so you lied down to go to bed
>But you found you couldn’t fall asleep, feeling like you had something watching you
>After not moving for about an hour you heard your door creak open and footstep leave your room
>And it happened again tonight
>You kept telling yourself it was the wind or something, but it wasn’t working
>You didn’t have the courage to move a muscles
>You waited it out until daylight
>Once it was a decent hours of the morning you decide to pay Twilight a visit
>You feel and most likely look like shit as you stumble your tired ass through town to her highness’ castle
>You use the knocker on the door
>After a few second Spike arrives at the door
>”Hey Anon, need something?”
>You yawn
“Yeah, is Twi here? I need to ask her something.”
>”Yeah, she’s upstairs.”
>He let you in and led the way up about ten flights of stares
 
>You open the door to Twi’s throne room
>The was sitting in her throne reading a book
>Hearing the door she looks up
>She had a cute pair of reading glasses on and her hair was in a ponytail
>Damn it Twi why do you have to be adorable when I’m tired
>”Hello Anon, how are you?”
“Tired…”
>You don’t hesitate to sit in one of the other thrones in the room, not caring whose
>”Oh, why’s that?”
“I think my house is haunted.”
>She tries to hide a snicker, poorly
>”Anon, there is no such thing as ghosts.”
>She said it to you like you’re a child
“What about the Windigos?”
>”Anon, Windigos are magical entities, not ghosts. You see when enough hate and anger is…”
>Oh great, another educational lecture
>Your eyelids are starting to feel pretty heavy right now
>No better time to catch up on your sleep
>You close your eyes and rest your head on your hand
>Within no time you’re in the sweet embrace of sleep
 
>”Anon, are you even listening?”
>You snap up in the chair
“Yeah, I heard you… Windigos, anger, ghosts aren’t real, stop being such a baby…”
>”Well, I wasn’t that harsh…”
>Wiping the drool of your chin you stand up
”If you don’t believe me come to my house tonight and see for yourself.”
>”Anon, is this just another ploy to get me in bed with you?”
>You roll your eyes
>The [spoiler]bone[/spoiler] has yearned for Twi since you came to Equestria
>Several failed attempt has made her wiry to come to your house anymore
>But this was serious
“No Twi, it’s not. I’ll sleep on the couch if that’ll make you feel better. I just need your help, I’m really desperate.”
>She lets out a sigh
>”Fine. But no funny stuff.”
>You give her a nod
>”Alright, I’ll be at your house later. I have some things to do.”
>You take that as your queue to leave
 
>You venture to the market before heading back to your home
>You seem to be finding yourself with a lack of food more often than usual
>Or you’re just buying less food than usually and eating the same amounts
>Either way you’re spending even more of your already small budget
>Turns out not a lot of people need the use of opposable thumbs when they have magic
>You’re lost in thought as you reach your front door
>You fumble for your keys, trying to keep the bags from falling
>You push the door open with your hip and step inside
>Something catches your ear as you step into the room
>…Running water?
>The shower!
>You drop the bags and ignore the door
>As you make it up the stairs you hear the water stop and frantic footsteps
>The door to the bathroom is open
>You step in hesitantly
>Steam has fogged up the mirror
>A wet towel is laying on the floor and the floor of the tub is wet
>You’re confused and worried
>Why would a ghost need to take a shower?
>Well, it’s more evidence to show to Twilight tonight
 
>Once Twilight arrived you felt more relieved than anything
>You tell her everything that’s been going on, including the shower
>Although she couldn’t explain it she still denied that it was paranormal
>Nothing happened for the rest of the night so you both decided to go to bed
>You used a throw pillow and an old blanket to turn the couch into a rather uncomfortable bed
>Although you did feel better sleeping outside of your room
>At least now you didn’t have the feeling of someone watching you constantly
>After a while you fall into a shallow sleep
>Every little sound wakes you up and it puts you one edge
>About halfway through the night the sound of hoofsteps wakes you up
>You figure it’s just Twi getting a midnight snack
>You decide to call the little fatty out on it
>Eating your food, sleeping in your bed, not letting you give her the D
>You shamble to your feet and out to the kitchen as quietly as possible
>You see the chair is moved over to an open cabinet
>Twilight was nowhere to be found
>Did she hear you coming?
>Just then you see an apple hover out of the cabinet
>It move for a moment before freezing midair
>You hear a barely audible ‘eep’
>A smile cracks over your face
>Gotcha.exe
“TWI…”
>You cut off by the apple being shoved into your mouth
>”Shhh Shhh please don’t call your marefriend. I can explain.”
>The voice was ethereal, like several voices mixed into one
>It was soft on the ears, yet high pitched
>A sense of genuine worry filled it
>You yanked the apple out of your mouth, leaving your teeth marks in it
“She’s not my marefriend.”
>Really? That’s the first thing you have to say?
>”You seem very into her.”
“Yeah, I have feelings for… Wait, why am I telling a ghost how a feel about a girl.”
>She giggles cutely
>”I’m not a ghost silly, I’m just invisible.”
 
>You let that sink in for a moment
>You reach your hand out to the sound of the voice
>Bringing it down you feel a tangles mess of hair
>You run your fingers through it until they get caught in a knot
>”I didn’t have a chance to brush it before you came home today.”
>You untangle you hand and pulled it away
“H-how long have you been living in my house?”
>”Only about a month. I had to leave my last home because you I couldn’t pay rent. It’s hard to keep your job when you’re no one can see you.”
>As she talked she snatched the apple from you hand and walked over to the couch
>”Come and sit.”
>You saw the imprint of her wide flank as you set down next to her
”So, why are you invisible?”
>”Prank gone wrong. I wanted to scare my friend, Lacy, so my unicorn friend cast a ghost replication spell on me, but she didn’t know how to reverse it. So I got stuck being invisible, lost my job, my house, and I lived on the streets for a bit. It just happened that your door was the first one I checked that was unlocked.”
>Their isn’t really any ‘crime’ in Ponyville so you always left your door unlocked in case one of your friends decides to drop by
>Not like you had anything to steal anyways
“How have I not noticed you?”
>”I stayed in your bedroom closet. I only come out when you’re asleep or not home.”
>That explains the open door
“And you’ve been eating my food and using my shower.”
>You can tell she wasn’t starving by the size of the dent she left in the couch
>”Yeah…”
>There was shame in her voice
>You felt bad for her, but it was weird having known she’s been living in your closet
>”Anon?”
>Twilight’s voice echoed through your house
>You can hear the creaking of the steps as she makes her way down stares
>You ‘look’ at your invisible roommate
 
>Twilight entered the room
>”Who are you talking to?”
>You fain a yawn
“Most’ve been talking in my sleep”
>She begins to make her way over to the couch
>Invisipone moves uneasily
>You see the imprint in the couch disappear as Twilight rounds the side
>You feel a large weight settle on your lap
>Twilight sits downright where she was
>”Anon are you feeling alright?”
>You face was beat red with surprise and embarrassment
“Y-yeah, I’m fine.”
>She give you distrusting look, but thankfully decide to not inquire further
>Instead she snuggles up to your arm
>Your face become even more red
>”You know it’s kinda lonely up there…
>No
>”In that big bed…
>No No No
>”Why don’t you join me?”
>NONONONONONO
>Boner, you have failed me
>You feel you hard dick push against what you assume is invisipone’s thigh
“What happened to no fun stuff?”
>”Can’t a girl change her mind?”
>She reached a hoof for your crotch
>You quickly grab it from the air
“Listen, Twi, You’re just tired and horny. If you feel the same way tomorrow than I will gladly spend the night with you.”
>She let out a frustrated sigh as she stood up
>She mutter something under her breath as she ascended the stairs
>You waited until you heard the slam of your bedroom door before you breathed again
>You felt movement on your lap
>You watch as the fabric of your pants moved and a small wet spot formed
“Ahem…”
>The movement stopped and you felt the weight leave you lap
>”I-I’m so sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve even seen a stallion.”
>You can tell she was ashamed
“It’s fine.”
>You reach out a hand and place it on her, moving it around until you find her shoulder
>You feel her hoof on your hand
>She slowly moves you hand down the length of her body until it arrives between her legs
>You can feel her wetness as she forces your fingers along her slit
 
>She squeaks out a word
>”P-please…”
>You are happy to oblige
>You begin to work you fingers against her delicate lips
>She moans as you spread them apart, letting some of the moisture drip onto the couch
>You push a finger into her honeypot
>She lets out a sequel as you insert a second one
>It’s strange watching you fingers disappears as the enter the mare
>You begin to work you magic, rhythmically thrusting you digits into her flower
>She moans out direction for you
>She knows this must be hard doing it by touch alone
>You find the spot she is most satisfied with and focus on it, tapping it repeatedly with the tips of your finger
>Within no time she has almost reached her climax
>After a few more thrusts she lets out a muffled scream as she releases
>Her fluids soak into the fabric of the couch, leaving a huge stain
>You retract your hand, her juices still dripping from your fingertips
>You bring them to you lips, licking the sweet nectar off of them
>You feel a prodding at your crotch
“Need some help?”
>She giggles, embarrassed
>You take you pants of and let you glorious, throbbing manhood bounce out of you boxers
>You felt her prod at it with her hoof before something wet slithered up the side of it
>You watch as it slowly disappears as she takes it in her mouth
>You felt as she swirled her tongue around your length, coating it with saliva
>She bobbed her head slightly as she did it
>You knew you weren’t going to be able to hold out long
>She kept a steady rhythm, making cute slurping noises as she worked
>You were almost at your end and with each pump you drew closer
>As she brings her head down one last time you achieve your break point
>You pump you seed into her mouth and she is happy to take it
>She pulls away and swallows graciously
 
>You see two imprints appear on the couch
>You feel her tail brush against sensitive member, teasing it
>You stand and reach a hand out, searching for her flank
>You take her meaty buttock in your hand and work your way around it, searching for her fuck-hole
>You locate it and line your rehardened cock up with it, pressing it softly against the flesh
“You ready?”
>”Umm…”
>Your horny mind took that as a yes
>With one thrust you shove your entire length into her
>She shrieks in surprise
“Is something wrong?”
“You-you’re in the wrong hole.”
>You know realize that your cock is in her asshole
>It was tight and hot
>It felt amazing around your dick and you didn’t want to take it out
“Do you want me to…?”
“No, it’s already in there.”
>You begin to thrust your hips, plunging yourself into her rectum
>You watch as your manhood vanishes then reappears as you push into her
>Her tight rear grips your cock hard, making it slightly difficult to move
>Invisipone is panting and moaning more and more with each thrust
>You continue your thrusting until it start to become too much for you
>You roll onto the couch and let Invisipone take the reigns
>She rides your cock revease cowgirls still
>With one hand you grab her thick flank, enjoying the softness of the flesh
>The other you run up her back and into her mane
>Your finger once again get tangled in the knots
>This time, however, you grab it and pull
>The mare lets out a gasp of pleasured pain
>She began to increase her pace, bouncing on your lap
>With each bounce her meaty ass giggles in your hand
>She’s muffling her moans as to not wake Twilight
>You can tell she’s enjoying herself
 
>You felt yourself getting close to the finale
>You remove you hand from her ass and snake it in between her legs, playing with her clit
>You didn’t want to leave her in disappointment as you finish
>She moans and gasps as your fingers dance around her happy button
>You thrust your hips in sync with her bouncing
>You grunt as you get close to your end
“I’m about to cum.”
>Hearing that she slows down her pace slightly
>”There’s no harm in cumming inside my asshole, is there?
>She was being coy and it was adorable
>You punish her by yanking on her hair
>She gasps and tightens her sphincter around your cock
>You couldn’t hold back anymore
>You let out a final ground through clenched teeth
>You explode inside of her, shooting your semen into her butthole
>Your hand still working the clit, she reaches her climax shortly after you, making another stain on your couch
>You dick reappears as she pulls herself off of it
>She stands in front of you, letting you seed leak out of her
>It drips onto your carpet
>After, she leans back onto you and you enfold her in your arms
>You feel her head press against your chest
>She nuzzles you neck as you lie down with her still in your arms
>Both of you silently drift off into sleep without a word to one another
>You were awoken by a slap to the side of the head
>You squint your eyes to protect them from the harsh sunlight pouring into the room
>Twilight was standing in front of you, looking furious as all hell
>You clear your throat and rub your now sore head
“What the hell Twi?”
>”Seriously Anon?!”
>You go to sit up but find your arm is pinned under something
>You remember what happened last night
>It brings a smile to your face
>Then you remembered the steaming unicorn right in front of you
“What do you want?”
>She get even redder in the face than Big Mac
>”I came down here and offered you the chance to have sex with me and instead you just jerk off!?!”
>You give her a quizzical look
>Then you looked at your lack of pants and the cum stain on the floor, then back at Twilight
>All you can do is laugh
>She lets out an angered huff and storms out of you house, nearly breaking the door slamming it so hard
>”Is it safe?”
>Invisipone nudges your chin with her snout as she moves to look
“Yeah, she left.”
>Invisipone rolls off the couch and onto her hoofs, allowing you to sit up
>She ventures into the kitchen as you fetch you pants
>She returns with two apples, handing one to you
>You thank her and dig in
>After you both finish your small meal she rests her head on your lap
>”So, think I can stay here for a while.”
>You run your hand along her neck so you can get your bearings of her positioning
>You bring your lips down and plant them, slightly lopsided, on hers
>She adjusts herself to get the perfect kiss, even throwing in a little tongue
>After a few moments you pull away
“As long as you pay me a little ‘rent’ ever once in a while you can stay here as long as you like.”
 
>“Are you sure about this, Anon?”
>You and Invisipone walk through the streets of Ponyville on your way towards the Sugarcube Corner
>It’s been six months since you found out she was living with you
>She told you her name, Starset Polish
>She was the assistant manager at the local general store you frequented
>You tried to remember her appearance from memory
> An earth pony with a ginger mane and tail and a cinnamon brown coat, you think
>She had been staying with you for about six months now
>You affection for her had grown dramatically over that time
>She became you’re unofficial marefriend
>Today you were going to introduce her to the mane six
>You push the door open and allow Starset to walk in
>The six mare are chatting amongst themselves as you enter
>They stop and turn towards
>Pinkie bounces out of her chair and give you a big hug, as she always does
>You release her from your arms as you clear your throat, preparing to talk
“Everyone, I brought you here today to introduce you to my marefriend.”
>You hold out you hand to the seeming empty space next to you
>You got mix reactions, most were sad or confused looks, although Pinkie was smiling
>AJ decide to pipe up
>”Jeez sugarcane, are ya really that desperate that you made an imaginary marefriend?”
>You expected this reaction
>You nudge her with your leg
>”H-hi, I’m Starset Polish.”
>A collected gasp fills the room, next to Pinkie who bounces towards Starset
>She stops and outreaches a hoof
>”Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie!”
>You look at her in shock, as you expect Star is doing too
>”You can see me?!”
>”Yeah, why wouldn’t I?”
>Note to self, Pinkie can see ghosts
>Everyone else was still in shock
>Rarity cleared her throat
>”Well, it think you two make a wonderful couple. My I ask how you two met?”
 
>After explain how the two of you met, the mares began asking questions to Starset, who was more than happy to answer
>You were the only person she had interacted with in the past six months
>She was kinda nervous coming into this, but she seemed to have lighten up now
>You sat back and let them talk for a bit
>After they were done asking questions you though it was about time you asked yours
“Starset…”
>You waited for her to trot over to you
>You step out of the chair and got down on one knee
>Rarity gasped as you reached into your pocket, Pulling out a golden bracelet
>The gem in it sparkled as you raised it up to Starset Polish
“Will you marry me?”
>Rarity fainted as the rest of the mares shared a collected gasp
>A moment of silent follow
>Not seeing the mare, you were unable to tell what her expression was, which worried you
>But your hopes were reassure when you saw the moisture drip from her invisible snot onto the floor
>”Yes!”
>She threw her arms around you and squeezed hard
>You didn’t hesitate to return the embrace
>You located her hoof and slipped the band on
>The mares stomped their hooves in applause
>You held your new fiancé close to your chest
>Pinkie disappeared into the back room of the bakery
>After only a few second she burst through it again, wheeling cart with a large cake on it that said ‘Proposal’
>Confetti and balloons followed in her wake
>Everyone takes a large piece of cake
>You and you love take turns feeding each other
>She takes a bit of icing and dabs it on your nose
>You smile at her and pull her in for another hug
>This is the happiest moment of your life
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