>You are Anon
>You have just reached to top of the mountain
>You are clad in iron and brandish a blade
>You are tasked with getting rid of the dragon that has taken refuge in the cave before you
>Your gonna do it the old fashion way
>No friendship, only glory
>You charge into the cave, yelling like an idiot
>You stop only after a few steps in
>The dragon is lying on a fat stack of cash, a mountain of gold
>The dragon lies on her back, her rear facing you
>Her legs are spread wide, revealing a massive vagina, one you can probably fit your whole body inside and a cute little butthole just above her tail
>You dick tings against your cog piece
>Looks like you hit the jackpot in more ways than one
>She stirs in her trillion dollar bed
>It seems your screaming had awoke her
>Her head snakes over he body and looks right at you
>Smoke pours of of her nostrils
>"What do you want?"
>Her voice is extremely feminine for her size
>You strike a failed heroic pose and point your sword at her
"I-I have c-come to slay you."
>She bites down on the blade, ripping it from your hands
>Tilting her head back, she chews and swallows it
>You turn and begin to leave, hoping she won't notice
>Her massive claws pinch you helmet and lift you off the ground
>You flail aimlessly
>She brings you to her nose and inhales
>The force pulls you towards her
>She lets out a solid 'mmmmmm"
>She sticks her tongue out and wraps it around you
>You clothes become drenched in saliva
>The slipperyness allows you to fall from you helm
>You land on her soft stomach
>Once again you attempt to escape, and once again, you are grabbed by the lady dragon
>"You can't go out like that, your close are soaked."
>She uses her claws to pull your clothing of one piece at a time
>You feel like a living Ken doll
>Once your completely naked she releases her grip
>You stand on her palm as she holds you up to eye level
>"Hmm, maybe I won't eat you. I may have... other plans."
"O-other plans?"
 
>The dragon flutters her giant eyelashes, giving you a 'come hither' stare
>Her forked tongue sprouts from between her teeth
>It slithers towards you, wrapping around one of your legs
>It brushed your balls and places your dick in the middle of the fork
>She flexes the split to curl around you peen
>She moves it up and down the length of the D
>You can't deny it feels good
>She dips a finger into her honeypot, letting out a subtle moan
>She slows down her pace on you while speeding up on herself
>Her moans and grunts become more frequent
>She stares into you as she draws close to her ultimate climax
>With one last plunge of her fingers she reaches it
>She removes her tongue from you as she tilts her head back
>She lets out a mighty roar mixed with a stream of magnificent fire
>She looks back to you, smoke pouring out of mouth as she huffs
>"Finish inside of me."
>"WHAT!?"
>She picks you up and places you between her hind legs
>Her massive slit is oozing with juice
>You step up to the entrance
>You scratch your head at how she expects you to do this
>You just get close and run your hand down one of her lips, collecting a handful of ladycum
>You begin to stroke yourself, using the collected substance as lube
>You unknowingly place your hand against the dragons clit for balances
>She twitches and more juices leak out of her cunt
>After a few stroke you are close
>You lean back and angle your your cock
>You let out a loud grunt as you shoot your seed into her gaping hole
>She reaches down and picks you up again
"Can I go now?"
>She kisses you with her gigantic lips
>"No, I'm still going to eat you."
>She lifts you above her head and opens her maw
"No no no no, wait! WAIT!"
>She releases you and you drop into the black abyss of her gullet
 
>You are Anon
>Your worming your way through a dragons large intestine
>It's been a week since you were dropped into this situation
>You've survived by eating and drinking less than reputable things
>You think you can see a light, but your eyes have been playing tricks on you ever since the small intestine
>As you get closer you find this to be no trick
>You burst forth from the dragon's anus
>You gasp at the fresh air
>You pull the rest of you body out of the stinking hole
>The dragon is asleep, allowing you to escape with ease
>Twilight's going to pay for sending you on this mission
 
>You burst through the door of Twilight's throne room in her new shiny castle
>She is getting her hooves polished by Aloe
>"Anon, where have you been... and why do you smell like shit?"
>You walk up to her silently
>You snatch her crown and place it on your head
>You shove her out of the throne and replace her
"This is mine now."
>You are now Anon, the Shit King of Ponyville
>The princesses have accepted your terms of surrender and you now rule over Twilight's old domain
>Twilight trots up to you, wearing a maid costume. A platter floats next to her
>"Her is your meal, your highness."
End