Spaghetti Sparkle 40k
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>it's a calm day in Ponyville
>you're spending the day how you normally would after work
>you're chilling out with your fiancee, Twilight Sparkle, in the living room
>she's been marathoning Sailor Moon's entire run for a few days now
>she tends to ignore you when she's watching an Anime these days
>she used to be so possessive of you earlier in your relationship
>her lust for you is still quite alive, especially at nightfall, but she's grown more or less accustomed to your presence
>you're fine with this
>sometimes you need distance from your crazy fiancee
>not physical distance, just emotional distance
 
>suddenly, you feel a quake
>Twi:"What was that?"
I don't know. I'll go check it out.
>you open up the window
>in the distance, you see a crashed spaceship just outside of Ponyville
>before you can register what's going on, you see a rainbow erupt from Sugarcube Videostore
>it's a sonic rainboom!
>you see the other Wonderbolts streak across the sky
>it looks like Rainbow Dash is going to go check it out as a member of the Wonderbolts
>you'll leave it to the authorities
>Twilight takes a peek out the window
>Twi:"Wow! A real spaceship!"
Yeah. The Wonderbolts are checking it out.
>Twi:"It's just like one of my Animes! Maybe it's Captain Harlock's ship!"
It was just a TV show Twi.
>Twi:"I know. I was just joking... gosh. Sometimes I think YOU think I'm a baka sometimes."
You said it with such cute enthusiasm. I couldn't help but get fooled.
>she blushes
>Twi:"You're so cheesy."
 
>there's a knock on the door
>Twi:"Come in! The door is unlocked!"
>the door busts open
>in the archway stands a very tall humanoid
>it looks like a robot man
>Twilight whispers to you,
>Twi:"I'm scared."
>Rbt:"I have come to rescue you, human."
From what?
>Rbt:"Xenus. Have you not noticed you are living amongst tons of Xenus?"
Yeah. If you mean ponies, I'm kinda marrying one.
>Rbt:"Heresy."
Now now. Let's talk.
 
>the robot man sits down on Twilight's couch and breaks it
Why have you come to save me?
>Rbt:"I must destroy Xenus."
Why are ponies Xenus?
>Rbt:"They are not humans."
I see. What are the Xenus you typically fight?
>Rbt:"I fight Orks and Zergs and Protosses and Tyranids."
>Twi:"Those sound terrifying."
>Rbt:"Nothing scares a space soldier."
I bet all those monsters are really dangerous.
>Rbt:"Nothing is dangerous to a space soldier."
My point is that ponies aren't dangerous. They're really friendly.
>Rbt:"Doesn't matter. Still heresy."
Why are your really here?
>Twi:"Yeah! We saw you crash. You can't be here just for Anon!"
>Rbt:"My... my name is Anon too."
Wow. That's really confusing!
>Twi:"Can we just call you robot man?"
>Rbt:"I am a Space Seaman."
>Twi:"*snicker*"
Uhh...
>Twi:"Anon's semen never leaves much SPACE inside me~ *gigglesnort*"
>Rbt:"Heresy."
 
Anyway, why are you here?
>Rbt:"Our ship got shot down by Zergs."
That sucks. Why did you find me?
>Rbt:"We thought you might be able to help us rebuild the ship."
Hey! We could probably still do that! Twilight, you still interested in the ship?
>Twi:"Of course!"
Let's go!
>Twi:"Yosh!"
>Rbt:"But you know nothing of our ship designs Xenu!"
>Twi:"That's okay! I'm magic."
>Rbt:"Heresy."
 
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>Twilight helped rebuild the ship and the hotheaded robot people went on their way
>you now know that there is a greater threat out there
>those space soldiers were protecting you from it
>Twilight knows too
>she and the rest of the Wonderbolts salute
Godspeed, Space Seaman!
 
~~~END CROSSOVER~~~