>Be Anon.
>Years go by...
>You are old and weary
>You are old and weary because of the law.
>A law which dictates that should you get an erection the citizens of Equestria are entitled to care of it.
>Countless carnal pleasures have taken place with most mares from here to Manehatten.
>Most mares...
>Save one.
>The one mare was Lyra Heartstrings, and due to several hilarious (albeit unknown to you) series of events she has still gone unsatisfied.
>You couldn't have that.
>You were suppose to "fade to black" with all the mares, at least that was the plan.
>You had to fix this.
>Your dong demanded it.
>Rushing to right this wrong you make like a phone and Sprint to Lyra's house faster than an undead Usain Bolt chasing after a delicious fat guy.
>You burst through the door, and see her jump off up the couch in surprise.
>"Anon! I knew you'd come for me" she screams as she begins happily jumping up and down.
>Odd but whatever, you had a mission
Quickly now to the bedroom.
>As if pulled by the wings of Celestia, your clothes fly off your body and you stand before her.
>Proud
>Strong
>Verile
>Or so you thought...
>"Anything you need me to take care of?"
Give it a minute
>Her face when you are old and have erectile disfunction.