So you're sure you're ok with this?
>"O-of course Anon. Wherever you want to go."
>You never thought that Fluttershy would offer this sort of thing but then again: Element of kindness.
>Where the elements relevant anymore after the whole Tree of Harmony thing?
>You didn't know.
>Frankly you didn't care, you were drunk.
>Luckily ol Flutterbutter happened to stroll by on your way out of the bar.
>You were taken aback by her offer but you are not in a state to refuse.
>Plus it'd be better than walking home.
>The big surprise came when she had a saddle ready and waiting.
>Yellow-quiet's into some kinky shit.
>Whatever.
>Taking the harness and saddle from her you drunkenly help her strap in.
>It took you awhile to figure out all the straps and shit, but you eventually tighten the last belt around her mid section.
>You could of sworn you heard her let out a moan as you did this but that wasn't your main concern.
>Honestly you were just grateful you'd be getting home safe.
>Not like you'd have to drive home or anything but still it was nice.
>Is it possible to get a DWI while riding a pony?
>Is riding ponies legal in Equestria?
>What is legal in Equestria, and for that matter-
>"Um...Anon, shouldn't we get going?"
>Your rambling thoughts are interrupted by Hushy Hush, who you have been now sitting atop of for the past five minutes or so.
>Snapping back to the situation at hand you manage to slur out a response.
MMMMkay Les go.
>And with that she took off.
>Now considering it was Fluttershy her take off speed couldn't have been above 10 miles an hour, however the sudden lift off the ground was enough to send you spinning.
>Leaning forward you slump into a less volatile state on the yellow pegasus' back.
>How she could fly whilst carrying you, you'll never know but magic and shit seemed to be the answer to most of the strange things that happened 'round here.
>"Where do you live Anon?"
>A legitimate question that caused your inebriated self to pause momentarily.
Holdon lemme GPSssit.
>You reach into your pocket and pull out your phone.
>"Um... Anon. What's gee pee es?"
>Old habits die hard.
>You put your useless-in-Equstria phone away and try to eloquently explain the complexities of GPS technology to her.
Isss fucking satellites n stuff that helps you find restaurants n whatnot. Dey havit back where I from.
>Yeah real eloquent.
>"But um seriously Anon where do you live?
Where do YOU live? What kinda questions that?
>This elicits an eye roll from Flutters, now realizing the task she has undertaken of getting a drunk Anon back home.
>Deciding it's easier to get you safely to a place she knows the way too she banks right and heads towards her cottage.
>Resisting the urge to both puke and scream FALCOR at the top of your lungs, you hold on for dear life.
>Seeing your distress Fluttershy slows her speed to a break neck five miles per hour as she begins to rise above the cloud cover.
>The clouds gently passing by feel cool on your hot and flushed face.
>As the cloud cover breaks your mouth hangs agape at the open Equestrian sky.
>Leaning back, you sprawl out on the quiet pony and gaze up at the stars..
Hey Fluttersssshy. Yer  fuckin great ya know dat like a real just... you're awesome.
>"O my. thank you Anon... I um think you're great too."
>Her compliment is somewhat forced but you can hear her sincerity.
>Looking around you can only describe this moment as serene.
>Flutter's wings gently beating,
>The cool night air on your face,
>The vomit pouring from your mouth.
>Ok maybe not so serene anymore.
>Fucking pussy throwin up.
>"Goodness let's get you to bed."
>With that she gently fluttered down towards the ground.
>Careful not to upset your rolling stomach anymore, she lands with the grace of a butterfly.
>Landing in the clearing by her cottage you stumble off your mount and fall face first on the ground.
Dun ever lemme chllenge Berry Punch to a *hiccup* drinkin contest again.
>"Ok Anon. I won't."
>With another eye roll she proceeds to drag you through the front door.
>"You're welcome to the couch."
>Looking over the couch looks quite comfy and you make your climb onto it.
>Leaving the room Butterbutt retrieves a blanket and pillow for you.
Thankyou.
>"You're very welcome. Sleep tight Anon."
You too.
>And with that you gently drift of t sleep sleep, drunk and happy on Fluttershy's couch.