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>Be Anon
>Getting some hot mare action
>Hear some bitch scream
>"ANON"
>The mare who was with you a second ago is gone
>You spot Pinkie storming her way towards you, however that shit works with ponies
>She's angry
>"You can't do that in here!"
"But... It's my dream..."
>"But it's illegal!"
"Says who!"
>"Says me!"
>You see Luna walk into view from the corner of your eye
>"Sorry, she wouldn't shut up about it so I just let her do it," she says, barely showing any sign of interest.
>"You're under arrest Anon, for the act of committing disgusting things in your dreams!" Pinkie practically screams in your face.
>Fuck that, you turn and run
>Peering back you see a hot pink mare on your tail
>THE DREAM PONICE, THEY LIVE INSIDE OF MY HEAD
>Ponyville forms around you as you run
>You take a sharp right, sprinting towards the middle of town
>Daring to take another look, you expect to see her right behind you, but to your surprise you lost her
>You make your way into the first store you see, panting, you take a breather
>"Hi Anon, anything I can help you with?" a familiar voice says from behind the counter
>You're too busy to care who it is or where you are, just so long as your away from that pink mare
>"Maybe you'd like to rot in jail for what you did, or a cupcake?"
"Uh, the second one sounds-"
>Shit
 
>THE DREAM PONICE, THEY COME TO ME IN MY BED
>You dart back out of Sugarcube Corner, a pink blur nipping at your ass
>I TRY TO SLEEP, THEY'RE WIDE AWAKE, THEY WON'T LET ME ALONE
>You run into an alley, but are stopped by Pinkie
>Turning around, you see Pinkie
>Sweet fucking Celestia
>THEY DON'T GET PAID TO TAKE VACATIONS OR LET ME ALONE
>It takes some luck, but you manage to get around them without getting caught
>Outside the alley, another Pinkie awaits you
>THEY SPY ON ME, I TRY TO HIDE, THEY WON'T LET ME ALONE
>Continuing the chase, you now have three pink mares trying to get some of that sweet ass of yours
>THEY PERSECUTE ME, THEY'RE THE JUDGE AND JURY ALL IN ONE
>'CAUSE THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME
>THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ME
>EVERY SINGLE NIGHT THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE
>THOSE MARES INSIDE MY BRAIN