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>It's late evening time
>You and the girls went to the bar during open mic night
>Applejack seemed comfortable with her cider, sharing it with Fluttershy
>Pinkie downed vodka like a classic Russian
>Twilight and Rarity had their weird mix drinks
>You kept simple with your rum and coke
>Rainbow Dash can't hold her liquor
>After an amusing night, you all decided to keep her away from the mic
>You're all outside after the last call
>Fluttershy had walked with Rarity home
>Twilight and Applejack parted ways soon after
>You are now stuck with a smashed Rainbow Dash
>"An... Anon."
"What."
>You can't stand her, but you can't just leave rainbow horse by herself
>"Can I... Can I shta-ay with yo-hic-u?"
>Don't drink and fly
"I guess so. I have a guest bedroom in my home."
>"Woo-hic-ooo~"
>She hoof pumps the air once before slumping down, curling up into a ball on the ground
>She falls asleep
>You sigh
>Pick her up and carry her over your shoulder
>After reaching and entering your home, you place her in your guest bed
>Do the night routine
>Brush your teeth because that toothpaste p0ne won't leave you alone if you don't
>Get into your bed
>Hear blue fast snoring and... moaning, in the other room
>Roll your eyes
>Try falling asleep
>The snoring stops
 
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>You hear the rustling of bed sheets
>Soon followed by uneven hoof steps
>The door to your room opens
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>Feint sleeping
>Hear her approach your bed
>She's breathing hard
>"H..."
>Wat
>"Hurk..."
>Fuck no
>You bolt up and try to stop her
>"Hgguaah!"
>She vomits all over your bed sheets
>You get out of the way just in time, standing up at the other side of your bed
"Rainbow, what the fuck!"
>Her eyes are red
>Vomit stains her mouth
>The room has an acrid smell of regurgitated nachos and beer
>You won't get that smell out for weeks
>"H-hey, you!"
>She tries to give you a sultry look
>She looks like she's high
"Rainbow, what the fuck. What. The. Fuck."
>She closes her eyes and dozes off, tipping over onto the floor
"Why did you go to my room to vomit?"
>She snaps out of her daze
>"I... I wanted to come inside."
>Fucking Rainbow Dash