>your owner takes you to a new fluffy pony ice skating rink
>special fluffy pony skates are fitted on you
>your owner leads you out onto the ice, where lots of other owners and ponies are skating
>you're scooting around on the ice, being pushed by your owner
>it's the most fun you've ever had
>he gives you a shove
>"Go, fluffy!"
>whee! you're skating all by yourself!
>your front legs start to open wider and wider, causing your face to lower
>hahaha, how silly; you'll be skating on your face, soon! they don't make face skates!
>your muzzle hits the ice and scrapes along it as momentum continues to carry you forward
>pressure melting forces a line of single water molecules into your mouth where your tooth drags the ice
>by the time you hit the wall, you have drowned
 
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>a fluffy pony on a zamboni pushes your mangled body in front of him, herding a group of screaming ponies and pony owners
>"DUM PEEPUW GET OFF ICE NOW! WE CWOSED FOR CWEANIN'!"
>fluffy zamboni driver is fired for drinking on the job and not knowing how to tell time