"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
>"Oh, just babysitting a friend, nothing special really"
"Y-you mean b-baby sitting for a f-friend?"
>"No, I mean babysitting a friend."
"O-Oh...W-well, that d-different."
>Is his friend a fucking baby or something?
>"We are friends, Twilight. Are we not?"
"U-um, yeah... W-why do y-you ask?"
>"Would you like to come over to my house?"
>hewantsthep.png
"Y-yes, I'd l-love to!"
>"Wow, great! So uh, what time works for you? I could just take drive you to my house, right when the bell rings. You know what, we'll do just that! I'll see you after school!"
"W-well, f-first my parents have to m-meet you"
>"Alright then, it's a done deal. See you after school."
"B-but I said my p-parent have to meet y-you"
>"Uhh, yeah, I'll see you after school"
"B-but Ano-"
>"See you later Twilight!" He shouts running off to 6th period.
>Well, that was less awkward than you expected. He doesn't seem to be good at listening to me though.
>It's finally happening, your childhood crush finally invited you to HIS HOUSE.
>OMG :) XDDDDDDD lol
>The bell rings, and you scramble off to your final class of the day.
 
>Be 6th period.
>Just a few more minutes left until the bell rings, so the teacher just let's everybody do whatever they want.
>You're just telling Pinkie Pie the news.
>"OMG no way! He invited you over also!" She bounces up and down, with her hands on you desk.
>You hate to think it, but her tits bouncing up and down is really starting to make you question your sexualit- wait wat?
>Also? He invited her too?
"Wait Pinkie, he invited YOU as well?"
>"Yeah! Oh this is gonna be sooooo much fun! XD" She squeals as she squeezes you to death.
"O-ok Pinkie, that's e-enough."
>You secretly don't want her to stop, but she lets go.
>Maybe anon wants to have a threesome? You wouldn't mind Pinkie joining, but you were kind of hoping for it to just be just the two of you.
>*RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
>"Come on Twilight, let's go find anon!"
>Pinkie grabs you by the shirt and takes you along with her.
"P-pinkie, s-slow down!"
>You and Pinkie run out the front door, and there's anon right over there. Standing next to his green sports car.
>"Oh boy, I'm glad you both showed up! For a second I thought you weren't gonna show up"
>The bell literally just rang a few seconds ago
>"Come on girls, let's go!"
>You and Pinkie get into the back seat and anon drives you all off to his house.
>This is exciting, but you're still wondering what he meant by babysitting a friend.
 
>Be a few minutes later.
>Finally arrive at anon's house. Looks fairly decent. Two stories, nice big yard.
>You all get out of the car and look at his house.
>"OMG! Anon, you never told me you lived in a mansion!!"
"Haha, I'm glad you like it Pinkie"
>"Silly anon! I never said I liked it, I was just saying you live in a mansion, and you never told me about it."
>"O-oh, ok."
>You giggle at Pinkie.
>Anon then quickly turns to you with a serious look.
>"You didn't think that was funny, did you Twilight? Please tell me your answer is no."
"U-uh, n-no.."
>"That's good to hear."
>Anon unlocks the door and opens it up for us
>Maybe coming here was a big mistake, maybe you two should turn bac- Holy shit.
>This place is incredible! Huge plasma screen TV mounted on the wall, game consoles, movies, candy. Maybe this wont be so bad after all.
 
"W-whoa, nice place y-you have anon"
>"It is nice isn't it? So, why don't you girls get nice and warm, and I'll put a movie on for you."
"O-okay"
>He walks over to his DVD collection and browses all of his various movies.
>"OOHOOH, I know what we can watch!!" Pinkie bounces
>"Oh you do? What do you wanna watch little princess?" He talks to her like a baby puppy.
>"We should totally watch The Matrix!"
>Anon gasps and jumps back a few feet with a shocked look on his face.
>"Oh, heavens no baby girl! That movie has bad stuff in it like blood, and dirty parts! How about I put on something we can all enjoy?"
>You just sit there silent and in shock. When anon was talking about baby sitting a friend, was he talking about Pinkie Pie? And.... me? I hope to god it isn't me.
>"I have an idea girls! How about I put on The Wiggles for you girls?"
>He was talking about me also, wasn't he.
"C-can't we watch Breaking B-bad or s-something?"
>Anon just stares at you.
>"We're watching the wiggles." He says, very seriously and direct. "But while I'm up, do you girls want me to get you anything to drink?"
"I'll have a soda"
>"Same here nony!"
>"Little girls shouldn't drink soda. I know! I'll fix you girls up a bottle of warm milk, I'll be right back!"
>He runs off into the kitchen to make you your warm fucking milk.
>You and Pinkie need to get the fuck out of here. And fast.
 
>You put your mouth up to Pinkie's ear.
"PINKIE!" You whisper yell. "WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
>"Why? We get to watch movies, and nonny will probably get us a pizza!"
"Yeah, some kind of baby formula pizza!"
>Come on Pinkie, let's sneak out the front door.
>"But Twi if you leave now, you won't be able to have..." she puts her lips to your ear. "Hot, wild sex..."
"Pinkie, I really, really, reeeeally don't care to have sex with anon anymore, or anything to do with him in general anymore."
>"Aww come on Twi, anon doesn't even need to part of it! It could just be u and meee!" Pinkie gives you puppy eyes.
"Uhg, can't we just do it at your house or my house?"
>"That's silly Twi, our houses are too small, and our parents would hear us. Nonny's house is nice and big!"
"I-I don't know..."
>"Come on Twi, don't be a party pooper!"
"Fine, we'll stay" Pinkie squeals with joy.
>"OK girls I'm back! Here's your warm milk."
>He only brought one bottle.
"Anon. This is one bottle..."
>"...And? Share the bottle then! This is an important lesson you two little girls should know!"
"We're fifteen-"
>"Sharing is caring girls, that's the lesson I'm teaching here. Sharing is caring!"
>So anon plays The fucking Wiggles, and me and Pinkie just sit there, taking turns sipping the milk.
>This is fucking bullshit.
 
>Anon is actually enjoying this. He's actually really captivated by The Wiggles. Pinkie and I just want to get out of here.
>I can't take it anymore
"Anon... This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!"
>Anon's nostrils flare outwards with anger, and his eyebrows raise up real high.
>"Twilight's tight nonny, this is fucking BOOOOOORING,"
>"Girls! That was absolutley innapropriate, and foul! Shame on you two girls! I thought you sweethearts were well behaved young-"
"Anon! We're fifteen! Why are you treating us like baby's? T-this is really w-wierd anon. OK, it's just wierd"
>"I told you I was baby sitting a FRIEND. You ARE my friend, are you not? Was my friend lying to me?"
>You're getting a Tuco vibe off him right now. You're kind of afraid to make him any madder.
"Y-yeah. W-we're f-friends anon."
>Your eyes are starting to water, and Pinkie's looking a bit nervous.
>Anon let's out a sigh of relief.
>"Phew! Haha! Well that's a relief! Here, I thought you guys just came here, and weren't my friends. But boy am I happy we're still friends, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AM I GLAD WE'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS!"
>Your lips start to quiver. (her mouth, pervs.)
 
>"But still, what you guys said back there? That was just A LITTLE TINY bit unacceptable."
>You and Pinkie look over at each other.
>"You two will have to have to face some punishment. I'm sorry, but you both knew what you signed up for."
"A-actualy, w-we did-d-din't sign u-up fo-"
>"HEY!!"
>You jump backwards and Pinkie catches you.
>"No talking! I'm sorry girls, but it's time out for the both of you. You see that room down the hall? Well yeah, that room? Both of you are to stay in there for 15 minutes. It's tough. But it's fair. Now go on you two."
>You and pinkie trudge to anon's room. I can't believe he's making us do this.
>"Hey, don't forget your bottle!" He tosses it to you, and you catch it.
"Gee thanks anon, what would we do withou-"
>"I SAID NO TALKING. Now to your room, both of you!"
>You and Pinkie walk into the room and lie down on the bed, and stare at the ceiling.
>That's it. This guy is fucking insane. We NEED to get out of here, like right now.
 
>So, time to come up with an escape plan. We could climb out the windo- There's no windows.
"Pinkie, t-this room has no w-windows."
>"Why would nonny not have windows? That's silly! He wouldn't be able to see people!"
"A-and they wouldn't be able to see him... probably m-mutilating babies or something horrible like that."
>Pinkie lays down on her stomach and takes out her phone.
>"Oh well. Imma just play some candy crush!"
>Jesus, Pinkie can be such a normie.
>She sure does have a tight ass though. It's pretty big too, and it doesn't look like two large masses of mashed potatoes, like it does in most amateur pornos.
>You gentley put your hand on her ankle, and slowly move it up her leg, running it under her skirt.
>Pinkie lets out a soft moan and sets her phone aside.
>You take your other hand, and wrap all your fingers around her tight virgin ass cheeks. You stretch them out and then squish them together. It feels like two water baloons.
"God damnit Pinkie, that ass is cake."
>"Take a bite then, princess"
>You bite her right cheek, and suck on it. It feels so soft in your mouth, your saliva all over her ass.
>"Slide your tongue up and down my ass Twi, please.."
>You force off her skirt, and then slide your wet, hot tounge up and down her ass and puh.
>Her panties are getting wet from her juices, and your saliva. You smack both your hands onto her ass and pull her cheeks apart as hard as you can.
>You slither your toungue through her panties, and into her ass.
>"Oh fuck Twlight, that feels soooo GOOD!!"
>Jesus Pinkie, lower the volume, anon probably heard you.
>"HEY! What are you girls doing in there!"
>Oh shit. We're fucked. Literally and Figuratively
 
>You hear anon's footsteps draw near and near.
"P-pinkie, quick, put your s-skirt back on!"
>She grabs it and pulls it back on.
>Anon opens up the door and looks around the room.
>"Twilight, Pinkie Pie, what the hell's going on?!"
"W-well w-we were j-just uhh-"
>"Didn't I very specificly order you to NOT TALK Twlight? did I not?!"
"Y-you d-did.."
>"I-it was m-me" Pinkie speaks up. "It's j-just that, th-that milk y-you made w-was really good!"
>Anon sort of just blanks out. He cracks a smile, and then bursts into laughter, almost sounding psychotic.
>"Hahaha! Is that really it?! You just loved that milk so much, you had to scream?"
>"Y-yeah.."
>"Well, this was all just a silly misunderstanding! I'm glad you enjoyed the milk I made you! I'll make you more milk if you like it so much!"
>"N-no, it's f-fine nonny.."
>"No, I insist! Clearly, you love that milk so much! Don't worry baby girl, I'll make some more." He walks up to her and pinches her cheek. (her face, you perv) "I'll come get you after your time out, then you can have more of that milk!"
>Pinkie Pie stays silent.
>"Don't worry little girls, you only have 12 more minutes of time out! And after that, Pinkie Pie can have some more of that milk, that she holds so dear!"
>After all that, anon walks out and shuts the door.
>We're gonna die tonight aren't we?
>There's still enough time to come up with an escape plan I guess.
>12 minutes? That's plenty of time.
 
>You grab onto Pinkie Pie's shoulders and look her in the eyes.
"Pinkie Pie, what are we gonna do?! Anon's probably gonna kill us."
>"He sure did kill our super fun time! The sex was just getting good! :("
"Forget about the sex Pinkie! Anon is fucking crazy! We have to get out of this place, please! I don't want to die this way!"
>"W-what if we play hide and seek with him?"
"You're joking Pinkie. Ple- Please tell me you're joking."
>"No Twilight, it could work! Whenever it's his turn to hide, we can just sneak out of here!"
>Actually not a bad idea. It could work.
"Pinkie, that's the first smart thing I've heard you say all day"
>She blushes.
>"T-thanks Twi."
>She messes about with one of her hair curls.
>"So... Twilight... Wanna fuck some more?"
"Pinkie are you kidding me? Sex is the last thing you should be thinking about at a time like this."
>"Aww come on Twi! I'm so horny, grab my phone, and rub it against my clit!"
"Pinkie Pie, n-no! That's just wierd! Wait a minute..."
>Jesus, you two are stupid as hell. Pinkie had her phone the whole time you could have called somebody on.
"Pinkie Pie! You have a phone! Call the police! Why didn't we think of this before?!
>"K, I'm callin them right now!"
>She puts it on speaker.
>*911 Operator, please state your emergency*
>"There's this guy holding us hostages, and treating us like babies!" No response. "Are you there?!"
>*Don't worry, time out's almost over. You'll get your milk soon enough Only 10 minutes left...*
 
>Pinkie drops her phone on the bed in shock.
"H-how the hell did he do t-that?"
>"I-I don't know T-twilight. Can you hold me?"
"Y-yeah, I guess."
>You squeeze Pinkie Pie tight against your body.
"W-what if he thinks that we're gonna escape when we ask him to play hide and seek?"
>"But we are escaping silly!"
"The point is it not let him think that, Pinkie."
>"Yeah, I guess.."
"You know what Pinkie, I say we just walk out. I mean, realistically, what's he gonna do if we try and leave? Make us stand in the corner?"
>"Truuee. K Twilight, let's bounce."
>You smile and walk towards the door. You try and open it, but it's locked from the outside.
"Pinkie, it's fucking locked from the outside!"
>"Stand back Twilight.."
>She's gonna try and bust the door open.
>She takes a step back, and then charges, and what a surprise, it actually opens.
>Pinkie rubs her shoulder.
>"Owww.."
"Good work Pinkie, now let's get out of this place."
>"GIRLS? YOU OKAY? WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Anon calls out from the kitchen.
"Come on Pinkie! Quick! To the front door!"
>You try to open it, but it's also locked from the outside.
>How does anon even get out of his house?
>How do WE get out of his house?
 
>"Where do you girls think you're going? You'll have to wait a few years before you can play outside with the big girls."
"A-anon.. J-just let us l-leave. P-please?"
>"You know what I think? I think you're both grumpy that you didn't get to finish watching your show! Why don't we all sit down and watch some of The Wiggles?"
"N-no, it's n-not t-th-that."
>"Well what is it then?" Anon scratches his chin and looks up. "Wait, I know what it is! You're mad because you couldn't wait for your warm milk!"
>"An-anon, we w-want to go h-home." Pinkie stammers.
>"HAHA, Oh BOY that's a good one Pinkie Pie!! But seriously, give me your empty milk bottle and I'll give you a refill." He looks at Pinkie's bottle in her hand, which is still full. "Why is there still milk in there?!" Anon shouts at Pinkie.
>"J-just let us go home, p-please?"
>"Home? Are you joking? Home?! THIS IS YOUR HOME! And I want to know why you haven't finished your damn milk! The milk that was so gosh darn good, THAT YOU HAD TO YELL ABOUT IT!"
>"I-I-I d-do-don't wa-w-"
>"Drink it. ALL OF IT! Right here in front of me."
>"N-no."
>Anon's face turns bright red.
>"YOU KNOW WHAT?! You two girl's behavior started out fantastic! But as the day went on, it just got worse and worse..." Anon takes a seat in his rocking chair. "I try, my darn hardest, trying to raise you two little girls, but you can't behave for fucking shit!" Anon starts sobbing.
>Seriously dude? We should be the one's sobbing right now.
>"How do you little girls f-feel, now that you made your d-daddy cry!"
"I feel fantastic."
>Anon gives me a 'what the fuck did you just say to me' kind of look
"Becuase you're an insane, pathetic and miserable piece of shit, and you need to die."
 
>Anon starts breathing very heavily, his face slowly getting more red.
>Maybe that wasn't a good idea. Like, maybe that was a really bad idea.
>He shoots up out of his rocking chair, and stands before me like a giant.
>There's no fucking way you can get in a quick punch. He's way too angry.
"L-look Anon, I-I'm s-sorry. I-I d-didn't mean t-to"
>"YOU UNGREATFUL BITCH!"
>Anon grabs the handle on the recliner, and fucking just tears it off like it's nothing.
>It's like he just gained super retard strength.
>He speeds towards you with the wooden handle in his hand.
"Anon! PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!-"
>Anon whacks into your face with the handle.
>Pinkie Pie starts to cry.
>"ANON, DON'T D-DO THIS TO HER! S-STOP HITTING HER!"
>"SHUT UP, YOU BITCH!"
"GET OFF OF ME!"
>Anon smiles at you
>Fine I'll get off you, and I'll get on, your STUPID, FUCKING FRIEND!
"NO! D-Don't hurt Pinkie!"
>"A-anon, don't!"
>"Come here Pinkie!! You fucking.. BITCH!"
>He puts his arms around her neck and chokes her.
>You scramble up onto your feet to try and stop him.
>Anon starts crying hysterically while he chokes Pinkie.
>"AND YOU WERE MY FAVORITE CHILD, YOU BITC-" Anon gets interrupted by the vase you just smashed onto his head.
>He walks around all dizzy, then drops like a brick onto the floor.
"Pinkie, are you okay!" You grab her and hold her tight against you.
>"Y-yeah, I think I'm good. Oh my god Twilight, he gave you a black eye!"
"D-don't worry I-I'm fine I think, but we need to get out of here!"
>It's not over yet though. You didn't hit him that hard, so he could wake up any second.
 
>Anon struggles to get back up onto his feet.
>"Do something Twilight!"
>You back up all the way to the front door, as anon crawls over to you like a slave.
>"I-I'm not finished with you yet b-bitch.."
>You run over to anon and take hold of his head.
>He twists his head towards you, and bites your arm.
"Ouch!"
>You then charge his head into the door for a make due battering ram.
>It creates a dent in the door.
"You're done anon! You're finished!"
>You charge his head into the door one last time, and that does the trick. Door spilts right in two.
"Booyah! Tight, tight tight!"
>"I've never seen you so aggressive before Twilight!"
"Thanks Pinkie."
>"Wasn't really a compliment, but you're welcome!"
"Whatever Pinkie. Let's just get out of this freakshow."
>"Y-yeah, sure, let's go home."
>So you and Pinkie walk to your house, to celebrate escaping anon's grasp, probably with steamy lesbian sex.