[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: hey
Fuzzybum6: i know your gonna hate me for saying this
Fuzzybum6: but
Fuzzybum6: i think i like you
Fuzzybum6: i know you're not a big fan of the tails and all
Fuzzybum6: but I wanna see if we can work it out
Fuzzybum6: so
Fuzzybum6: will you give me a shot?
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: i know your avoiding me
Fuzzybum6: but would it kill you to give me an answer???
Fuzzybum6: i have been staring at the screen for hours
Fuzzybum6: the wait is killing me
Fuzzybum6: i dont care if the answer is no
Fuzzybum6: i just wanna talk to you
Fuzzybum6: is that too much to ask for?
Fuzzybum6: and dont pretend to be afk
Fuzzybum6: you have pulled that shit too many times for me to fall for it anymore
Fuzzybum6: i get that your a loner and all
Fuzzybum6: but that doesnt mean you have to be such a jerk all of the time!
Fuzzybum6: i remember when we were kids
Fuzzybum6: back when you were a nice guy
Fuzzybum6: you stopped those bullies from giving me a haircut
Fuzzybum6: what happened to you?
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: i think i know whats going on
Fuzzybum6: youve already found a girl
Fuzzybum6: and you wont tell me
Fuzzybum6: because you dont want to hurt my feelings
Fuzzybum6: am i right?
Fuzzybum6: guess what
Fuzzybum6: i dony cawe
Fuzzybum6: dont care*
Fuzzybum6: you can fall in love with who ever you wnat
Fuzzybum6: want*
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: please respond
Fuzzybum6: we are supposed to be friends yknow
Fuzzybum6: friends are supposed to communicate with each other
(@): Could you please stop messaging me? I'm trying to sleep.
Fuzzybum6: its two in the afternoon
Fuzzybum6: why the fuck are you sleeping
(@): I can't really tell you.
Fuzzybum6: why?
Fuzzybum6: whats so top secret about sleeping in the afternoon?
(@): It's none of your business. Go bother someone else.
Fuzzybum6: i will when you answer my question
(@): Which one? You've asked, like, twenty.
Fuzzybum6: the first one.
(@): Tomorrow.
Fuzzybum6: really?
(@): I don't see why not.
Fuzzybum6: great!
Fuzzybum6: ill call you about it later
Fuzzybum6: k?
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: are you okay?
Fuzzybum6: you didnt show up
Fuzzybum6: and you havent returned any of my phone calls
Fuzzybum6: are you asleep again?
Fuzzybum6: wakey wakey!
[Fuzzybum6 buzzed you!]
Fuzzybum6: mike taught me how to do that
Fuzzybum6: how loud was it?
Fuzzybum6: ...
Fuzzybum6: you have your speakers off dont you?
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
PlatedPrincess: Hey, are you ignoring Rebecca?
PlatedPrincess: She's buzzing the hell out of me.
(@): Yes, I am.
PlatedPrincess: Can you stop? Running away from your problems won't solve anything.
(@): When my problems wait at a movie theater, armed with handcuffs, staying away from them sounds like a swell idea.
PlatedPrincess: I remember when you had balls.
PlatedPrincess: Like, balls of steel.
PlatedPrincess: What the heck happened to you?
(@): Rebecca happened.
(@): Have I not told you this story yet?
PlatedPrincess: Nope. Please, inform me.
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: amanda said that your avoiding me
Fuzzybum6: why?
Fuzzybum6: i seriously dont understand why you would want to avoid me
Fuzzybum6: arent we best buds?
Fuzzybum6: perfect pals?
Fuzzybum6: answer me
Fuzzybum6: i know your on
[Fuzzybum6 buzzed you!]
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(@): Stop!
[Fuzzybum6 buzzed you!]
(@): Stop, I'm here!
(@): What's up?
Fuzzybum6: you dont show up for the date
Fuzzybum6: you ignore me when i try to contact you
Fuzzybum6: and you talk about me behind my back
Fuzzybum6: with amanda of all people!
Fuzzybum6: what the hell is wrong with you???
(@): Honestly, you've been acting really weird recently.
(@): I dunno what it is, but every time we hang out, something freaky happens.
(@): You've made me extremely paranoid.
Fuzzybum6: weird???
Fuzzybum6: what have i done thats weird
Fuzzybum6: do fuckign tell
Fuzzybum6: fucking*
(@): Why did you bring a pair of handcuffs to the movie theater?
Fuzzybum6: ...
Fuzzybum6: what?
(@): You were standing in front of the theater, twirling a set of handcuffs.
Fuzzybum6: allow me to repeat myself
Fuzzybum6: for emphasis
Fuzzybum6: what???
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
(@): Why did you tell Rebecca that I was online?
PlatedPrincess: Because she deserved to know.
PlatedPrincess: She was really looking forward to that date, and you abandoned her.
(@): Because she had bondage gear in a public place!
PlatedPrincess: You hurt that poor girl's feelings!
PlatedPrincess: These minor details mean nothing, your actions are still 100% unforgivable.
(@): Amanda, no.
(@): Don't pull the white knight card on me.
PlatedPrincess: Stop dilly-dallying, and apologize to her immediately!
(@): Fine, whatever!
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: im still waiting for you to explain what the hell your talking about
(@): I guess I can't, if you refuse to acknowledge it.
(@): Look, I'm sorry that I didn't show up for the date.
(@): Let me make it up to you.
(@): How about we meet at the restaurant of your choice at 6:00PM tomorrow?
(@): Sound good?
Fuzzybum6: your buying
(@): I understand.
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
(@): Tomorrow, 6PM, Giorno's.
(@): Got it?
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
PlatedPrincess: I can't believe you just made me sit through that.
PlatedPrincess: Here I was, expecting you to be bound and raped in a public place.
PlatedPrincess: But no! Perfectly normal date.
PlatedPrincess: Absolutely disgusting.
(@): Amanda?
PlatedPrincess: Yes?
(@): She didn't catch you spying on us, did she?
PlatedPrincess: Not at all!
(@): I've got a chatlog that says otherwise.
 
[Logged chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: that was fun!
(@): I'm glad you had fun.
Fuzzybum6: but there was something odd
Fuzzybum6: that spider kept staring at us from the window
Fuzzybum6: it was too dark for me to make out her face
Fuzzybum6: but i could feel her staring at us
Fuzzybum6: hey
Fuzzybum6: you don't know any spiders other than amanda right?
(@): Why do you ask?
Fuzzybum6: i wanna know who that spider was
(@): I think I might know another Arachne, from work.
Fuzzybum6: how well do you know her?
(@): We're pretty good friends.
Fuzzybum6: does she have an im account?
(@): No.
Fuzzybum6: phone number?
(@): No.
Fuzzybum6: e-mail address?
(@) No.
Fuzzybum6: liar
Fuzzybum6: it was amanda
Fuzzybum6: wasnt it?
Fuzzybum6: why did you lie to me?
Fuzzybum6: and why was she spying on us?
Fuzzybum6: wait
Fuzzybum6: actually
Fuzzybum6: i should probably ask her
Fuzzybum6: shouldnt i?
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
PlatedPrincess: So, she saw me?
PlatedPrincess: How?
PlatedPrincess: I was right above you guys the whole time, and not once did she look up.
(@): Above us?
(@): Rebecca said she saw you through a window.
PlatedPrincess: A window?
PlatedPrincess: Why would I use a window?
PlatedPrincess: Think about it.
PlatedPrincess: I can climb walls, dangle from ceilings!
PlatedPrincess: Why would I choose such an obvious hiding place?
(@): Then, who did she see out of the window?
PlatedPrincess: How would I know?
PlatedPrincess: I was too busy watching you two.
PlatedPrincess: Oh, great.
PlatedPrincess: Now she's buzzing me.
PlatedPrincess: Great, now she's buzzing me.
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: hey
Fuzzybum6: so
Fuzzybum6: i had a talk with amanda
Fuzzybum6: and she brought up an interesting point
Fuzzybum6: you know what im talking about
Fuzzybum6: and now im scared
Fuzzybum6: because someone i dont know is creeping on us
Fuzzybum6: you said that you knew another spider
Fuzzybum6: right?
(@): I was lying.
Fuzzybum6: come oooooooon
Fuzzybum6: i shouldnt have to compete for you
Fuzzybum6: its not like your popular
Fuzzybum6: or anything
(@): Thanks.
Fuzzybum6: hey at least im honest
 
[Chat with PlatedPrincess]
PlatedPrincess: Are you sure that Rebecca is crazy?
PlatedPrincess: I mean, she wasn't aware of my position.
PlatedPrincess: Plus, the worst thing she's done to you is be impatient.
PlatedPrincess: Hairballs like her tend to be that way.
PlatedPrincess: As far as I'm concerned, she's perfectly normal.
(@): Woah there.
PlatedPrincess: What?
PlatedPrincess: Am I wrong?
(@): Well, she did show up to a movie theater with handcuffs.
(@): And I've already told you about the grittier parts of our friendship.
PlatedPrincess: Maybe that wasn't Rebecca.
PlatedPrincess: Maybe you're thinking of someone else?
(@): Bullshit.
(@): Rebecca's one flashy sore thumb. I'm pretty sure I couldn't mistake her for anyone else.
(@): She dyed each of her tails a different color!
(@): It'd be pretty difficult to confuse someone with a FAN OF MULTICOLOR FUZZ STICKING OUT OF THEIR RUMP for someone else.
PlatedPrincess: What if they were disguised?
(@): ...
(@): Y'know, as stupid as it sounds, it is certainly possible.
(@): But, why would someone want to disguise themselves as Rebecca?
PlatedPrincess: What am I, a detective?
PlatedPrincess: Go find it out yourself.
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
(@): Rebecca!
Fuzzybum6: what?
(@): You don't have any enemies, do you?
Fuzzybum6: enemies?
Fuzzybum6: no
Fuzzybum6: i dont really have a social life
Fuzzybum6: so
Fuzzybum6: i dont think i can make enemies
Fuzzybum6: in fact
Fuzzybum6: you mike and amanda are the only friends i have
(@): So, who do you think was at the window?
Fuzzybum6: well if it wasnt amanda
Fuzzybum6: and if no one else knew of the date other than the three of us
Fuzzybum6: it couldve been a stalker
(@): A stalker?
Fuzzybum6: yeah
Fuzzybum6: i heard that people can creep into this kinda software pretty easily
Fuzzybum6: and look at the messages you send
(@): Creepy.
Fuzzybum6: thats why theyre stalkers
(@): Interesting.
(@): But, why are you leaving out Mike?
Fuzzybum6: your kidding right?
Fuzzybum6: if mike knew about the date
Fuzzybum6: he would just barge in and give you a hard time
Fuzzybum6: that person sat there and watched us for hours
Fuzzybum6: mike doesnt have that kind of patience
Fuzzybum6: the only time mike watches anything
Fuzzybum6: is when theres a football game on the tv
(@): Point taken.
(@): Hey, are you free?
Fuzzybum6: if it means spending time with you
Fuzzybum6: im always free
Fuzzybum6: ;)
(@): Right.
(@): Meet me at the library.
Fuzzybum6: kk
 
[Chat with CROSSER]
CROSSER: yoooooooooooooooo!
CROSSER: what's up???
(@): Yo, Mike.
(@): I'm just studying.
CROSSER: jeez, you are such a bore!
CROSSER: listen,
CROSSER: i just bought two tickets to a minotaur rodeo.
CROSSER: a MINOTAUR
CROSSER: FREAKIN
CROSSER: RODEO!
CROSSER: you in?
(@): It sounds incredibly stupid, but my interest has been piqued.
(@): When and where?
CROSSER: stadium, three days from now, 12pm
(@): I'll be there.
CROSSER: sweeeeeet!
CROSSER: see ya!
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: that was interesting
Fuzzybum6: ;)
(@): Don't think about it to much.
(@): It was just a heat of the moment thing.
(@): Nothing more.
Fuzzybum6: your so cute
Fuzzybum6: so
Fuzzybum6: would you like to try something more
Fuzzybum6: dangerous? ;)
(@): Don't press your luck.
Fuzzybum6: oh?
Fuzzybum6: i dunno
Fuzzybum6: im feeling pretty lucky
Fuzzybum6: especially since i finally have my hands on something important to you
(@): What are you talking about?
Fuzzybum6: ill give you a hint
Fuzzybum6: left back pocket
(@): What do I have to do to get it back?
Fuzzybum6: oh my
Fuzzybum6: alright
Fuzzybum6: ivory towers?
(@): The overpriced hotel?
(@): Why there?
Fuzzybum6: i have connections
Fuzzybum6: we can get in for five bucks
Fuzzybum6: well
Fuzzybum6: i can
Fuzzybum6: you have to earn your room ;)
(@): Can you stop doing that?
Fuzzybum6: what?
(@): The winking face.
(@): I don't like it.
Fuzzybum6: fine
Fuzzybum6: buzzkill
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[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: hey
Fuzzybum6: your still a virgin right
Fuzzybum6: just curious
Fuzzybum6: hello?
Fuzzybum6: oh
Fuzzybum6: you already left
Fuzzybum6: alright
Fuzzybum6: see you there
 
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[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: that was AMAZING
(@): Can we not talk about this?
Fuzzybum6: hell no
Fuzzybum6: do you have any idea how happy i am right now?
(@): I'm not a Kitsune, so no.
Fuzzybum6: im still shaking from it
Fuzzybum6: i also feel really warm inside
Fuzzybum6: i wish you didnt have to leave so soon
Fuzzybum6: because i wanted seconds
(@): We can meet up another time.
Fuzzybum6: same place and time
Fuzzybum6: tomorrow
Fuzzybum6: sound good?
(@): Sure.
Fuzzybum6: sweet
Fuzzybum6: see you soon
 
[Chat with ]
(@): Hey.
(@): You buzzed?
[ buzzed you!]
(@): I'm right here.
: Ah, sorry.
: My finger slipped.
(@): Right.
(@): So, who are you?
: I am a moderator.
: Just wanted to tell you that we have got a new mobile app.
: It is in alpha, though.
: So, we decided to let a few random users give it a whirl.
: Interested?
(@): Sure, if you can prove that you're a moderator.
: http://bit.ly/1gijhnH
(@): A temporary page?
: Yes.
: It will 404 soon, so that you cannot steal my identity.
(@): Interesting.
(@): Alright, where's the app at?
: Check your program folder.
: I have already sent an executable installer there.
: I named it 'puppy'.
: Cute, is it not?
(@): I guess.
: Anyway, email that file to your phone, and install it.
: The app will also be called 'puppy'
(@): Alright.
(@): Thanks, mystery mod.
: You are welcome.
 
[Group Chat with Fuzzybum6, PlatedPrincess, & CROSSER:]
(@): I just got an app.
Fuzzybum6: me too
PlatedPrincess: Lucky bastard.
CROSSER: what app?
PlatedPrincess: The BuzzChat devs made a mobile app.
PlatedPrincess: It's in alpha though, so only a few people get to use it.
CROSSER: you serious?
CROSSER: you fuckin serious?
CROSSER: alex, are you a leprechaun?
PlatedPrincess: No, but he certainly likes to chase rainbows.
Fuzzybum6: i told you not to talk about that!
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: good morning!
(@): It's 3AM.
(@): Go back to bed.
Fuzzybum6: but i cant
Fuzzybum6: im too excited
Fuzzybum6: ;)
(@): ...
(@): Didn't I ask you to stop using that emoticon?
Fuzzybum6: buzzkiiilllll
Fuzzybum6: whatever
Fuzzybum6: im gonna go for a walk
 
[Chat with ]
: Good morning.
(@): It's 3AM, dammit!
: It is still morning.
(@): What do you want?
: I would like to become friends with you.
: Close friends.
(@): Why?
: It would be beneficial for both of us.
(@): How so?
: I am afraid I cannot tell you until you accept.
(@): And if I refuse?
: Do you not want to become good friends with a moderator?
(@): Get along with, yes.
(@): Befriend, maybe.
: I will make it worth your time, then.
(@): How so?
: In about six seconds, someone will knock on your door.
: They have a gift for you.
(@): Alright.
 
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[Chat with ]
: Did you receive the gift?
(@): A handful of colorful fluff?
(@): That's your 'gift'?
: It is a very important gift, Alex.
: Think of it as a message.
(@): A message?
: Yes.
: Think about it. Does this hair remind you of something?
: Or rather, someone?
(@): You didn't.
: Sadly, I did not.
(@): Really?
(@): Then, who did?
: I will tell you, under one condition.
: You must personally forgive her for what she has done.
(@): Why?!
: I have my reasons.
(@): Fine, just give me her name.
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
Fuzzybum6: alex
Fuzzybum6: something really bad happened
Fuzzybum6: im afraid that ill have to cancel our date
(@): I already know what happened.
(@): It'll grow back, right?
Fuzzybum6: the hair on my head will
Fuzzybum6: but my tails are gone for good
Fuzzybum6: that is
Fuzzybum6: if i dont break the law
(@): I'm sorry about this.
Fuzzybum6: its okay
Fuzzybum6: umm
Fuzzybum6: alex?
(@): Yes?
Fuzzybum6: ummmmm
Fuzzybum6: can we still meet up?
(@): Of course.
(@): It's the least I could do.
Fuzzybum6: im including the sex part jsyk
Fuzzybum6: ill bring a wig!
Fuzzybum6: okay i know im asking for a lot but im really in the mood right now
Fuzzybum6: blame spring
 
[Chat with MistressK]
(@): Alright, let's get this over with.
(@): I forgive you.
MistressK: Thank you very much, Alex!
(@): Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with my girlfriend.
 
[Chat with Fuzzybum6]
(@): Hey, let's meet up right now.
(@): I don't feel like waiting for night time.
Fuzzybum6: oh my
Fuzzybum6: so eager ;p
 
[Chat with MistressK]
MistressK: Do not meet up with Rebecca, or else.
(@): Or else what?
MistressK: Something bad will happen.
(@): As long as I have Rebecca, I'm sure I'll be alright.
(@): Thanks for the warning, though.
MistressK: You've upset me, Alex.
(@): How? By going on a date?
(@): Are you jealous?
(@): How cute.
MistressK: Don't mock me!
(@): Or what?
(@): You'll give me a haircut?
MistressK: Alex.
(@): Yes, Roxanne?
MistressK: See you soon.