>Day uh...40? 42? Yeah, it's definitely 42.
>Day 42 in Equestria.
>You wake up and commence your boring routine.
>Do a double backflip into your pants as two baby phoenix's hold them up for you.
>Slice open your box of Cheerlie-O's with the sword you pulled out from that rock the other day and eat your cereal.
>Then take a dump in 10 seconds flat.
>Same old same old...
>Then all of the sudden, a rock gets thrown through your window.
>Like the badass you are, you catch it before it hits anything.
>But this is no ordinary rock.
>It's shaped like a dog or something with a smiley face drawn on it with chalk.
>You just stare at it.
>"Your parents are dead!"
AHHH!
>You throw the rock at the wall.
>That thing just talked!
>"Oww! That hurt! Just wait 'till I get over there!"
>Who the hell would throw some magic rock through your window?
>You look out the busted window.
>You see Fluttershy in your front yard.
>"Hey Anon! Is Skippy your fetish?"
>Skippy? Like the peanut butter?
>You're about to ask her that question when...
>"I'm Skippy!"
>So the rock has a name.
No!
>"Oh, well ok."
>She then walks away.
>What are you going to do with this damn rock?
>You're about to toss it in the toilet but something stops you.
>What looked to be a ka-meh-ha-meh-ha blasts your entire roof off of your house in one clean shot.
>There's nothing but clear skies where your roof used to be.
>Beautiful day actually.
>The force of the blast was almost deafening.
>Then, out of the blue, comes Princess Luna.
>She plants her hooves on the floor of your new sunroof home.
>You back away slowly.
>This princess was intimidating.
>"We heard you had our rock."
>You're kidding me...
>"Over here!" Says Skippy.
>He's in the corner of the living room on the floor.
>Luna goes and fetches Skippy and gives you a death glare.
>You really don't know what to say, so you stay quiet.
>She then flies off.
>You're now left in your broken home.
>You turn to your left and see Fluttershy beside you.
>When did she come back?
>She has a hard hat on and a hammer in her mouth.
>"Is home improvement your fetish Anon?"
>You pick her up with one arm and launch her out the hole in your ceiling.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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