Day fruityloops in Equestria
The Earth Ponies got their heads out of their ass and invented a brand new product of their very own
It was widely considered the single most important event of the century
There was a parade and everything!
And as for their invention...
It was something you were already quite familiar with
They called it a televesion
No one really cared for the product itself
All anyone really cared about is that they actually got around to doing it
The Earth ponies didn't accomplish much it seeemed...
Some ponies did buy them though, and about three years later this Ponimoto guy founded the company of Pontendo
Then some ponies at Pontendo were all like, "Lol l3ts m4k3 vId30 gAM3s!!1!"
And they did
 
Fastforward to today
This was the day you were waiting for
Today was the premiere of Pontendos new Ponimon
You were waiting outside of Generic Superstore
Ya, that was its actual name
There were a few ponies standing around with you, all of them with unkempt manes and a glazed over expression
It was about six in the morning, and fucking no one wanted to be up at this time of day, but thats when the store opens
This is the earlyist you've woken up in YEARS, but it would all be worth it
The Ponimons were shipped in a limited supply, and you wanted to get your hands on one before they all ran out
Someone walks up to the door and fumbles with a latch, then quickly stands to the side
You and the ponies go crashing through the doors and run down the aisles
Your longer legs give you the short term advantage, and you're there before anyone else
Only to patiently wait for the sales clerk to unlock the cabinets and retrieve the items within
You grab a pontendo out of her hooves along with various games before she can even speak
After throwing about three hundred bits onto the counter, you haul ass out of there and run home with the speed of kenyans
 
You burst through the door to find Rainbow dash on your couch, drinking YOUR booze
"Dude, why ya drinking all my booze? And how did you get into my house!?"
She points to your livingroom window, which is completely broken
"I was practicing some aileron rolls and accidentily your window"
"Don't you mean barrel rolls?"
"Uh, sure. So, anyway, I thought I'd just chill out here and wait for you to get back."
"Ok. Cool. Just let me go get my T.V. from upstairs and we can chill down here."
"K, just be careful on those stairs"
You roll your eyes and go to grab the T.V.
"Pfft, whatever you say 'mom'"
Once you get to your room, you try to search through the ditritus for the T.V., but to no avail
Ten minutes later, you see it sitting at the foot of your bed
Your room was a bit of a mess, but you'll worry about that later
For now, VIDEO GAMES!
You exit the room and carefully navigate the hallway leading to the stairs
"Oh man, I can't wait to play all these video games." you say to no one in particular
Your foot gets caught on something at the top of the stairs, and you go tumbling down head over heels
 
In the brief moment of confusion, you yell out the first thing that comes to mind
"Oh fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs!"
Rainbow hears the comotion, and drunkingly trots over to investigate
"I -hic- warned you about stairs bro! I told you dawg!"
How did she get so drunk in the span of ten minutes?
And how are you still falling down all these stairs!?
"It keeps happening!"
With a loud thump, you hit the bottom and land in a crumpled heap
Your T.V. is completely smashed, along with all your hopes and dreams
The video games are still in its packageing by the door, and you'll never be able to play them
Ever
"I warned you bro! I told you about those stairs!"