>Be Anonymous
>You’re currently sitting on the floor
>You would be sitting on your prized couch if it weren’t for a certain bug-like equine, also known as Chrysalis
>She had shown up at your front door a few months after you and your house were teleported into the strange land of Equestria
>You still have no idea how that happened, but you suspect that the Spirit of Chaos known as Discord might have had something to do with it.
>Apparently, he was a big bad in Equestria.
>Back to the present
>”Get me more popcorn, slave!” Chrysalis yells with impatience in her voice
>She seems to have developed a liking for popcorn
>With the amount she’s eaten, you’re surprised she hasn’t died of a heart attack yet.
>Once again, you politely refuse her request.
“Get it yourself fatass”
>And once again, you both go back to watching the pony version of COPS
>Onscreen is a pony who’s being arrested for non-consenting snuggling
>One of the worst crimes in the country of Equestria
>It has an average sentence of a hoof-written apology and a face-to-face apology as well.
>The worst sentence you’ve ever seen is house arrest, but even then you’re allowed to go to recreational centers and buy what you need from the market
>You get snapped out of your reminiscing about the law system of Equestria by a knock at the door
>Chrysalis gets up and trots over to her designated hiding spot, which is in your laundry room, and shuts the door.
“I’ll be there in a second!”
>You get up from your comfy spot on the floor and walk over to the door.
>You open it to see the face of someone you always dread when she decides to pay a visit to your house
>Princess Twilight Sparkle herself
“‘Sup Twi?”
>She smiles at that, she really doesn’t like being addressed like royalty
>”Hi Anon, I’m just here to make sure you’re okay, there’ve been reports of changeling sightings near the Everfree.”
>Your neutral face flickers for a second
>Luckily Twilight was looking for something in her saddlebags while she was talking.
>She pulls out a scroll and unrolls it, displaying what appears to be a drawing of a changeling.
>But this wasn’t a regular changeling, oh no it was CHRYSALIS HERSELF
>Your brain goes into overdrive thinking about how you can convince her you aren’t brainwashed, when she pulls out another picture of a regular changeling.
>She motions to the regular changeling “This is a normal drone, they’re dangerous, but if they spot you they’re more likely to run away than to attack, unless they’re desperate.”
>She then motions to Chrysalis “This is their Queen, if you see her, run away as quickly as you can, for she is extremely dangerous. She even managed to overpower Celestia herself.”
>Twilight puts away the drawings and reaches into her other saddlebag
>The thing she pulls out of the bag seems to be a sort of wand with a green crystal held between 4 braces at the end
>”If you run into anypony acting suspiciously, then use this on them, if they are a disguised drone, they will be rendered unconscious, but it more than likely won’t have the same effect on the Queen”
“What would happen if the pony I use it on is actually the Queen?”
>”Her disguise would probably flicker for a second or two, and she would be briefly stunned, which would give you enough time to run away”
>She looks at you with concern in her eyes
>”Anon, please be careful, after what happened with Thorax and the other changelings, she might be desperate enough to drain your love”
>You were tempted to say that Chrysalis is draining your popcorn reserves faster than your love, but what she said brings a question to the forefront of your mind
>Why the hell was she eating your goddamn popcorn if she ate love?
>You decided to tuck that away for the second, as you didn’t want to tell Twilight that you were harboring an actual criminal
“Are there any more horrifying monsters you need to bring to my attention?”
>”Nope, that’s everything! Just… please be careful.”
>Her face saddens a bit
“Don’t worry Sparklebutt, if I see that big mean Queen I’ll just smack her in the head with my trusty bat.”
>She adopts a confused look on her face
>”Why would you use a bat as a weapon? That’s inhumane, and it probably wouldn’t even hurt her!”
“No, Twi, I meant my baseball bat, you see…”
>You explain to her the sport of baseball and by the end she seems to understand
>””Okay, just don’t use an actual bat as a weapon, okay?”
“Don’t worry about it”
>You both exchange goodbyes and you shut the door
>As soon as the door is closed you nearly start hyperventilating
>If Chrysalis gets spotted while she goes wherever she goes at night, then you could have the entire Royal Guard on your ass in a few hours.