>Day Inception in Equestria
>You open your eyes and jolt up from your bed screaming
>What a horrible nightmare
>It was really fucked up!
>You sit there to calm yourself and catch your breath
>There is a knock at the front door
>You open it up and you meet the mailmare
>Derpy, Holding a package against her waist
>"Hello, Mister Anon. Can you sign here for you package, please?"
Of course, Miss Derpy.
>She has been kind to you after your first week in Equestria
>Before that, she was scared of you
>You reach for the box but Derpy yanks it away
>"Um...can you open it first? I'd like you to see it."
>She got this for you?
>That's awfully kind of her
>Maybe it's an apology gift for fearing you for your first week here
>You open the top and you stare inside with panic
>You back away in disgust and she still hovers there with a smile
>"It's a dick in a box~"
>Oh God! Not this!
>As she starts singing, Fluttershy and Octavia jump out of nowhere
>Having a box of their own attached to their waists
>As they finish another verse, They pounce at you
>You cover your head and scream
>You open your eyes and jolt up from your bed screaming
>What a horrible nightmare
>It was really fucked up!
>You sit there to calm yourself and catch your breath
>There is a knock at the front door...