>Day there's no time for this in Equestria
>You're in your bedroom
>You have blocked your door and windows and you are sitting in a corner like a scared
 girl, hugging your laptop like a teddy bear
>Your laptop was the only thing you brought with yourself besides your clothes and you
 wouldn't let any harm come to it
>For some reason, the Internet from your world had signal in Equestria, and that meant
that you could keep up with what was happening with your world
>Though it was slow as shit, so you never had the patience to actually use it
>A fucking YouTube video had to load for an entire day to play just one minute on 1080 pp
>You would never damage your eyes with lower video quality
>Though there were other sites that apparently loaded videos faster
>But your autism wouldn't let you use them because fuck you
>Heavy slams on your door make you hug your laptop even tighter
>"Come on, Anon! It's for SCIENCE!"
>That was princess purple autism, who wouldn't take a 'no' for an answer
Science my balls! You're going to take away the only thing that keeps me sane!
>You should thank Sunbutt for making your room teleport-proof
>When you were constantly interrupted by alicorns that liked to suddenly appearing while
 you were masturbating it was the only solution
>That was also the only reason for Sparky to still be out there and not in here
 
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>In your panic, you open your laptop and do what most likely is your last google search
>"How to calm down a mare"
>After half an hour of waiting your search has given you results
>And none of them tell you how to calm down a purple alicorn pony mare
>Fucking normal people and their normal problems
>"How to calm down a crazy autist"
>After another half hour you once again find nothing useful
>Fucking autism
>You close your laptop in frustration and notice that there're no more bangs on your door
>Maybe she gave up
>"Ya sure about this Twi?" Uh oh, that was Applejack "Last time Ah did this he spent a
whole week under his bed"
>"It's for the good of the many! Besides, he'll get over it" A pause "Eventually"
>'Shit shit shit shit shit if she does what I think she's going to do I'll force both of them to
eat Applejack's ponytails'
>Just as you finished your thought your door, along with several planks, nails, your bed
and a box full of playcolt magazines were kicked to the opposite side of your room
 
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>Those were a lot of magazines
>You don't even know how you were able to push it to the door
>Your attention goes back to where your door used to be.
>You see Twilight Sparkle and Applejack standing there
>"Alright Anon, there's nowhere else to go and you ran out of Sudokus to keep me
distracted! Hoof over that laptop!"
>You stand up and run for the window
"NEVER!"
>Your battle cry keeps them frozen in shock and you're able to jump to the window.
>But in your adrenaline induced escape you forgot that your window was blocked by
sturdy wood planks and you crash head first into it
>You were just as stupid as the purple princess
>The ponies snap out of their surprise and Twilight takes your laptop from your grasp
>"Thank you for your cooperation!"
>'That bastard ain't gonna get away with it' you thought
>And she teleported out of your room
Dammit Sunbutt! Next time don't let ponies teleport out of this room!
>Outside, a ray of sunlight managed to burn the planks on your window and write on
the floor
>'Sure, whatever'
>Today was a 'Internet is not useful' day
 
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THE END