>Day Irish Drinking Song in Equestria
>You awaken from your slumber...
>With a terrible hangover.
>All that you can remember from last night is going to the local bar with your three best friends and putting on a black mask.
>Big Mac, Soarin, and Braeburn.
>You get up, do the usual SSS, get dressed, and head downstairs.
>You notice a VHS tape on the ground near your front door.
>Wat
>There's a note written on it as well
>"You better watch this man, it's some funny shit right here!"
>"P.S. we need to go out drinking more."
>Wat
>You grab the tape and walk to your TV.
>Through some reverse-engineering and a shit-ton of duct tape, you were able to get the tape playing.
>You see this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6Ki02SYxoow&t=6
>HO
>LY
>SHIT
>Your sides have gone orbital
>You don't even care that Fluttershy is banging on your door.
>You're on the ground, crying from pure joy and laughter.
>You and your friends are complete retards when your drunk.
>And technically you were a nigger the whole time!
>It's the funniest shit the world.
>They're right, you all need to go out and drink more.
>The screen turns black and another scene pops up.
>THERE'S MORE?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=a7R_YYLRvH8&t=35
>That just did it.
>You're screaming with laughter
>Your sides have probably just reached the 9th Dimension now.
>It's started to get quite difficult to breath.
>And you can't stop laughing.
>This is bad
 
4 Hours Later
 
>"So, Miss Fluttershy, you say he just, laughed to death?"
>"Y-Yes, Officer"
>"So why is the door kicked in and your pubic hair all over his crotch?"
>"..."
>"Kay, we're gonna need to take you down to the station an- HEY GET BACK HERE!"
>Fluttershy takes off flying towards her home.
>All of the officers in the area chase after her, leaving your body in front of the TV.
>And it's still on
>And the tape is on loop
>Even in death, your laughing will never end.