A few weeks pass
 
Octavia has taken up her old residence in your house.
 
Her bruises have healed up
 
Mr. Dark and Edgy McFagBalls was “loved and tolerated” to the train for a one way trip to Manehattan.
 
He may have “accidently” fallen down a few flights of stairs along the way as well.
 
You returned with a bounce in your step, nothing could keep you-
*BLEAGH*
 
“Octie?” you make you way down the hall to find your still-not-quite-waifu performing a speedy toilet bowel inspection. She wearily raised her head up.
 
“Anon, I’m not doing so well” *URP* annnnd back down again. This has been the third time in a row this week.
 
“Alright Octie, no ifs or buts this time, we’re going to the Doctor”
So you had the Nurse Redheart look over your ponyfriend.
The results were…surprising
 
“Well, I can safely say that Octavia is healthy” the pony said flipping through her clipboard. That statement didn’t make you feel any better.
 
“Then why is she so sick?”
 
“I was getting to that, you see, when we examined her, we discovered something else.”
 
“What? What is it?”
 
“Well, Miss Melody. You’re pregnant” the air in the room seemed to drop 10 degrees”
 
“Pregnant?”
 
“Yes, her symptoms are textbook Morning Sickness. You’re probably only a month or so in”
 
“But whose the fa-“…oh no
 
Octavia looks back at you, her eyes are starting to water up.
 
“Anon?” her voice was laced with fear. You…didn’t know what to think anymore. Part of you wanted to shout, part of you wanted to cry, and a lot of you wanted to take a baseball bat to a certain Edgy batpony.
 
“Is there”, your thoughts start to get more coherent “any chance that I might be the father” Nurse Redheart gave a sigh
 
“Anon, you’re the only human to ever make it into Equestria. We know little about your biology in comparison to ours. The possibility is highly improbable at best…” you groaned a bit.
 
“Damnit!” was all you could say
and with that, Octavia burst out of the patient’s room in tears.
 
“Wha? Octie wait!” you immediately hopped out of your chair to pursue her. You dash into the hallway just in time to see her duck into one of the bathrooms. You stopped just outside it and gave a knock
 
“Octie?” only sobs for a moment.
 
“Go away! I know you don’t want me now!”
 
“That’s not true, Octie”
 
“You were mad in the waiting room…”
 
“What? Octavia, I’m not mad at you. If anything, I’m furious that batpony bastard that did this to you!” the sobbing died down.
 
“You want me to get rid of it don’t you?” there was a long, long pause.
 
“I-…It’s up to you, Octavia”
 
“You’ll leave me if I keep it, won’t you?”
 
“Alright Anon, this is it”, you think to yourself. “This is the moment where you chose. You can either be a complete Beta panzy, bend over for this kid, and take all the horrors that are gonna come with it with grins and smiles. Or you can be the biggest Alpha faggot in Equestria and kick you ex to the curb with a baby all by herself and go back to the bachelor life”
 
But…do I really want to be alone again? Not really
 
Do I really want to raise this kid?
….
Fuck it, you had the chance to be a dick back on Earth
 
Do the right thing
 
“No, Octie. I’m not going anywhere”
 
“…you mean that?”
 
“Every word” silence
“I-I don’t know what to say”
 
“I’ll start by saying you might want to come out of there”
 
“Why?”
 
“Because that’s a men’s restroom you ducked into”
 
The musician pony unlocked the door and stepped out, those eyes tearing up again as you once again embraced her.
 
“T-thank you, Anon”
 
“No biggie, Octie” you sighed “though I may have to go kick Edgy’s ass one more time for you” she only responded by hugging you tighter.